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  • Rhino22
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2004
    • 2288

    #1

    Just got home from a party. Got Laid. Twice...(story)

    7:30 P.M., I arrive at my buddys house before we head to the party. I start to have a few drinks...I wasn't planning on getting too drunk, so I just slamed down four Corona's... After that, we were supposed to leave, but another friend of mine got the runs and was shitting his liver out for about twenty minutes.

    While he was doing that, I decided to have more drinks. I lost track somewhere after 11... So he gets out of the 'pooper' and we get a taxi to the party. We got invited to this place from a girl we met last week at a club. Cute girl, but not fuckable at all...so our hopes weren't too high. We were just going to have some fun.

    We get there at around 8:30 P.M....can you say, sausage fest? There was at least a 3:1 ratio(guys to girls)... My buddys were no where near as trashed as me, so I don't think they were having much fun. Me on the other hand, didn't mind all the dudes. But hey, it's still early - there is still a hope for girls.

    A few hours pass and "Ding Dong"... The door opens up and BAM! Suddendly it turns into a fucking orgy party. There must have been at least 20 girls coming in through that door. For the most part, they looked like horses. The faces at least. But all of them had banging bodys. They came in one by one...the whole room was at a standstill. The men watched in awe as each women scoped out there targets.

    After a few minutes, I decided to get my groove on. So I found my girl. She was sitting at the counter in the kitchen taking shots with a few other guys that I didn't know. I approach, not giving a shit about the other men surrounding her.

    Me: What you drinkin?
    Her: Gin. Always gin.

    Next fucking thing I know, we are in the guest room on a damn WATER BED. She was trying to give me head but the bed was too unstable, so we got on the ground. The head became boring after a while so I turned her around and stuck it in the tunnel. Ya know, up until tonight I've never actually blew a load on a chicks face..

    So we wrap it up and we get out of the room. The smell of sex is dreanched in my skin...my buddys, sitting on a couch passing the time seemed to be pretty bored. They got no action. My friend gets up and tells me they are ready to leave. I got my piece of ass for the night, so I say sure. Let's go...

    As we are walking towards the door I get stopped. A hand in my chest. A beautiful hand. Too irresistable to pass up. I knew from the second she looked at me that Mr. Mushroom was going to go to work once more. My friends knew as well, and they left me. Fuckers. But oh well.

    Now I'm in the bathroom. A small fucking bathroom the size of a porta-potty(sp). We had to do this standing up...About twenty minutes passed and I was getting too tired and cramped up to keep going. So I unfortunetly had to pull out and stop...I wasn't going to last another minute...she however volunteered to assist me.

    Now I sit on the stall getting the best head and titty fuckin action I've ever gotten. If she only knew that her friend's juices were sitting on my cock not more than 30 minutes ago. What a beautiful night.

    Fuck this is a long story. Waste of my time. Woohooo!
  • modelgigtalent
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    • May 2003
    • 2208

    #2
    If only this really happened.
    Why dont you submit this to Penthouse Forum or some shit...



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    • B40
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      • Jul 2001
      • 7020

      #3
      Yeah and I bought a new Ferrari today too

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      • Doctor Dre
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        • Jan 2001
        • 51692

        #4
        If there is some juice on your cock you should go get a test ASAP ... Fucking whores have all kind of shit nowdays.
        Originally posted by rayadp05
        I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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        • psyko514
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          • Oct 2002
          • 22366

          #5
          dude, get a life.

          you're not even remotely funny.

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          • DarkJedi
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            • Feb 2001
            • 28301

            #6
            so how many STDs have you acquired this night ?

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            • Rhino22
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              • Jan 2004
              • 2288

              #7
              Originally posted by Doctor Dre
              If there is some juice on your cock you should go get a test ASAP ... Fucking whores have all kind of shit nowdays.
              I don't want to think about that right now...

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              • Doctor Dre
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Jan 2001
                • 51692

                #8
                Originally posted by B40
                Yeah and I bought a new Ferrari today too
                You never go too any party ? this could happen to any average + looking guy ... he told you the girls were looking like horses .
                Originally posted by rayadp05
                I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                • Doctor Dre
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Jan 2001
                  • 51692

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Rhino22


                  I don't want to think about that right now...
                  Don't come posting your stories here right now cauz that's the only answer you're gonna get :P
                  Originally posted by rayadp05
                  I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                  • B40
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jul 2001
                    • 7020

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Doctor Dre


                    You never go too any party ? this could happen to any average + looking guy ... he told you the girls were looking like horses .
                    People that think this happens at every party have been watching way too much college fuck fest

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                    • Rhino22
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 2288

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Doctor Dre


                      You never go too any party ? this could happen to any average + looking guy ... he told you the girls were looking like horses .
                      The only action these guys get are in the "Would you hit it" threads....

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                      • Rhino22
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 2288

                        #12
                        Originally posted by DarkJedi
                        so how many STDs have you acquired this night ?

                        I'll let you know after the test results come in

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                        • Rhino22
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 2288

                          #13
                          Originally posted by B40


                          People that think this happens at every party have been watching way too much college fuck fest
                          No, not at every party...

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                          • Rorschach
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • Aug 2002
                            • 5579

                            #14
                            Another highly improbable Rhino22 story.

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                            • PlayGirl
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                              • Jan 2004
                              • 1062

                              #15

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                              • DarkJedi
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                                • Feb 2001
                                • 28301

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Rhino22


                                I'll let you know after the test results come in

                                boy, are you in for a surprise

                                ha ha

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                                • BradM
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                                  • Dec 2003
                                  • 3397

                                  #17
                                  I would believe it if you HAD friends.

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                                  • Rhino22
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                                    • Jan 2004
                                    • 2288

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Rorschach
                                    Another highly improbable Rhino22 story.
                                    I'm soo famous.

                                    Originally posted by BradM
                                    I would believe it if you HAD friends.
                                    Aren't you my friend?

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                                    • FACE
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Feb 2004
                                      • 153

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Rhino22

                                      Fuck this is a long story. Waste of my time. Woohooo!

                                      Waste of our fucking time for reading it.

                                      Nice wet dream though....now get out of bed and get those sheets washed.

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                                      • Rhino22
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jan 2004
                                        • 2288

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by FACE



                                        Waste of our fucking time for reading it.
                                        I don't give a shit if it's a wate of your time. I didn't ask you to read it. Go fuck yourself.

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                                        • hova
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                                          • Jan 2002
                                          • 22430

                                          #21
                                          The ferrari owners always have all the luck but congrats, good for you
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                                          • B40
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                                            • Jul 2001
                                            • 7020

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Rhino22


                                            I'm so famous
                                            But not for the right reasons

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                                            • boris77
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Mar 2003
                                              • 546

                                              #23
                                              Yeah ...sure... this really happened... pffft...com'on man...

                                              Big imagination.

                                              Fucking 2 pussies a night...are you a god or something?

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                                              • Brujah
                                                Beer Money Baron
                                                • Jan 2001
                                                • 22157

                                                #24
                                                lol Rhino, you go boy

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                                                • maxjohan
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                  • 7219

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Rhino22
                                                  7:30 P.M., I arrive at my buddys house before we head to the party. I start to have a few drinks...I wasn't planning on getting too drunk, so I just slamed down four Corona's... After that, we were supposed to leave, but another friend of mine got the runs and was shitting his liver out for about twenty minutes.

                                                  While he was doing that, I decided to have more drinks. I lost track somewhere after 11... So he gets out of the 'pooper' and we get a taxi to the party. We got invited to this place from a girl we met last week at a club. Cute girl, but not fuckable at all...so our hopes weren't too high. We were just going to have some fun.

                                                  We get there at around 8:30 P.M....can you say, sausage fest? There was at least a 3:1 ratio(guys to girls)... My buddys were no where near as trashed as me, so I don't think they were having much fun. Me on the other hand, didn't mind all the dudes. But hey, it's still early - there is still a hope for girls.

                                                  A few hours pass and "Ding Dong"... The door opens up and BAM! Suddendly it turns into a fucking orgy party. There must have been at least 20 girls coming in through that door. For the most part, they looked like horses. The faces at least. But all of them had banging bodys. They came in one by one...the whole room was at a standstill. The men watched in awe as each women scoped out there targets.

                                                  After a few minutes, I decided to get my groove on. So I found my girl. She was sitting at the counter in the kitchen taking shots with a few other guys that I didn't know. I approach, not giving a shit about the other men surrounding her.

                                                  Me: What you drinkin?
                                                  Her: Gin. Always gin.

                                                  Next fucking thing I know, we are in the guest room on a damn WATER BED. She was trying to give me head but the bed was too unstable, so we got on the ground. The head became boring after a while so I turned her around and stuck it in the tunnel. Ya know, up until tonight I've never actually blew a load on a chicks face..

                                                  So we wrap it up and we get out of the room. The smell of sex is dreanched in my skin...my buddys, sitting on a couch passing the time seemed to be pretty bored. They got no action. My friend gets up and tells me they are ready to leave. I got my piece of ass for the night, so I say sure. Let's go...

                                                  As we are walking towards the door I get stopped. A hand in my chest. A beautiful hand. Too irresistable to pass up. I knew from the second she looked at me that Mr. Mushroom was going to go to work once more. My friends knew as well, and they left me. Fuckers. But oh well.

                                                  Now I'm in the bathroom. A small fucking bathroom the size of a porta-potty(sp). We had to do this standing up...About twenty minutes passed and I was getting too tired and cramped up to keep going. So I unfortunetly had to pull out and stop...I wasn't going to last another minute...she however volunteered to assist me.

                                                  Now I sit on the stall getting the best head and titty fuckin action I've ever gotten. If she only knew that her friend's juices were sitting on my cock not more than 30 minutes ago. What a beautiful night.

                                                  Fuck this is a long story. Waste of my time. Woohooo!
                                                  you banged two horses with great bodies, Im impressed.

                                                  I went from 100 to 313,000 satoshis in 2 days! Lots of daily freerolls...

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                                                  • Rhino22
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                                                    • Jan 2004
                                                    • 2288

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by B40


                                                    But not for the right reasons
                                                    Depends on the person

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                                                    • Paul Waters
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                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                      • 4402

                                                      #27
                                                      I believe this happened.

                                                      But I believe the Penthouse letters happended as well.....




                                                      Paul

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                                                      • strobi
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                                                        • Nov 2002
                                                        • 7383

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by boris77
                                                        Yeah ...sure... this really happened... pffft...com'on man...

                                                        Big imagination.

                                                        Fucking 2 pussies a night...are you a god or something?

                                                        sig to big. you can't use big banners for ARS...

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                                                        • doornx
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                                                          • Nov 2003
                                                          • 2531

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by B40


                                                          People that think this happens at every party have been watching way too much college fuck fest
                                                          i should move to the US if parties get you laid that easily
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                                                          • grumpy
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                                                            • Jan 2002
                                                            • 9870

                                                            #30
                                                            I missed the last sentence like ... and then i woke up with my dick in my hand
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                                                            • runaway
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                                                              • Feb 2004
                                                              • 1177

                                                              #31
                                                              HAHAHA

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                                                              • Ash@phpFX
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                                                                • Nov 2003
                                                                • 4292

                                                                #32
                                                                you are advertising for story content right?

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                                                                • Mr. Marks
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                                                                  • Jun 2001
                                                                  • 7517

                                                                  #33
                                                                  It sounds like you really had fun that night. Good luck in the real world.

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                                                                  • reynold
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                                                                    • Oct 2002
                                                                    • 51271

                                                                    #34
                                                                    I feel sorry for you bro,

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