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  • exspamr
    Registered User
    • Dec 2002
    • 1427
    #1

    wow, close call

    so i met this girl on lavalife and she didnt have a pic and she wanted to come over and fuck and i was supposed to meet her the next day at noon but i overslept and then i didnt bother to talk to her again... so anyway tonight i log into lavalife and i see that her profile is updated and now has a pic:


    i nearly gave her directions to my house... thank god i didnt huh?
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    • tbabe
      Confirmed User
      • Dec 2003
      • 2494
      #2
      she might have been wild in the sac

      Still one of the best programs on the net.

      According to their banner, you can get rich.

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        • Spunky
          I need a beer
          • Jun 2002
          • 133978
          #3
          Eeeekk...She would eat you out of house and home

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            • exspamr
              Registered User
              • Dec 2002
              • 1427
              #4
              Originally posted by tbabe
              she might have been wild in the sac
              true... i mean she looks like a beast so she might perform like one... ill pass though

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                • pushpills
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 3700
                  #5
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                    • Paul Waters
                      Confirmed User
                      • Mar 2003
                      • 4402
                      #6
                      You fucked up dude.

                      She could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!



                      Paul

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                        • Ic3m4nZ
                          Confirmed User
                          • Aug 2003
                          • 6285
                          #7
                          So you will probably like to meet this one too : http://movies.flabber.nl/diva.milkshake/

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                            • exspamr
                              Registered User
                              • Dec 2002
                              • 1427
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Ic3m4nZ
                              So you will probably like to meet this one too : http://movies.flabber.nl/diva.milkshake/
                              rofl

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                                • Steve W
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Dec 2003
                                  • 606
                                  #9
                                  wow she's 13-14.......

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                                    • exspamr
                                      Registered User
                                      • Dec 2002
                                      • 1427
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Steve W
                                      wow she's 13-14.......
                                      more like 23

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                                        • Steve W
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Dec 2003
                                          • 606
                                          #11
                                          sure I guess.... girls usually add years to their age. im sure she isnt older than 15..

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                                            • exspamr
                                              Registered User
                                              • Dec 2002
                                              • 1427
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Steve W
                                              sure I guess.... girls usually add years to their age. im sure she isnt older than 15..
                                              it really doesnt matter but since she was driving here, she'd have to be at least 17, maybe 18... im not sure if they raised the age to drive here, they were talkin about it a few years ago but i dont know if they did or not because im 26 and it doesnt effect me

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                                                • Mr Pheer
                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                  • 22082
                                                  #13
                                                  Dont ever give anyone that you have never met, directions to your house

                                                  be smart

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                                                    • 420
                                                      cuck
                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                      • 11571
                                                      #14
                                                      are you racist?
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                                                        • exspamr
                                                          Registered User
                                                          • Dec 2002
                                                          • 1427
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by 420
                                                          are you racist?
                                                          who are you talkin to?

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                                                            • detoxed
                                                              vip member
                                                              • Jan 2003
                                                              • 17798
                                                              #16
                                                              lol thats gross

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                                                                • hottoddy
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                  • 3049
                                                                  #17
                                                                  She updated her profile again.

                                                                  - *** -

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                                                                    • 420
                                                                      cuck
                                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                                      • 11571
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by exspamr


                                                                      who are you talkin to?
                                                                      i was talking to you, are you racist?
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                                                                        • Axeman
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Feb 2004
                                                                          • 5201
                                                                          #19
                                                                          No way I give directions to my house without a picture. Although they can easily fake that as well I guess.
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                                                                            • wdsguy
                                                                              Ryde or Die
                                                                              • Dec 2002
                                                                              • 19568
                                                                              #20
                                                                              tell her to put a bag on her face

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                                                                                • Doctor Dre
                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                                                  • 51692
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Did she even told you she was black ?

                                                                                  If you would have let her in there would probably have something missing in your house next morning when you wake up and she's gone.
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                                                                                    • raster
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Aug 2003
                                                                                      • 784
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      She looks young

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                                                                                        • modelgigtalent
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • May 2003
                                                                                          • 2208
                                                                                          #23


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                                                                                            • riosluts
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Sep 2003
                                                                                              • 5250
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              hahaha so how many women did u actually meet on lavalife. i though it was only for dating

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                                                                                                • raster
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Aug 2003
                                                                                                  • 784
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  A coworker of mine met someone down in the states and ended up marrying him a couple of months ago.

                                                                                                  Originally posted by riosluts
                                                                                                  hahaha so how many women did u actually meet on lavalife. i though it was only for dating

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                                                                                                    • foolio
                                                                                                      ICQ: 178725656
                                                                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                                                                      • 12366
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      all you gotta do is turn off the lights

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                                                                                                        • Za Ha
                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                          • Oct 2001
                                                                                                          • 5112
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Pussy is pussy.

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                                                                                                            • exspamr
                                                                                                              Registered User
                                                                                                              • Dec 2002
                                                                                                              • 1427
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by 420


                                                                                                              i was talking to you, are you racist?
                                                                                                              i asked you because i have no idea what in my post would make you ask that question... anyway the answer is no

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                                                                                                                • exspamr
                                                                                                                  Registered User
                                                                                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                                                                                  • 1427
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Doctor Dre
                                                                                                                  Did she even told you she was black ?

                                                                                                                  If you would have let her in there would probably have something missing in your house next morning when you wake up and she's gone.
                                                                                                                  yeah i knew she was black... i just didnt know her face looked like that... nothin wrong with black girls

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                                                                                                                    • Tight
                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                      • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                      • 323
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      That's a good lesson to you. NEVER meet up with chicks before seeing some legit pics. And meet up at a place where you can easily take a U-turn and run, never your place.
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                                                                                                                        • jimboc
                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                          • Jun 2002
                                                                                                                          • 1614
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Tight
                                                                                                                          That's a good lesson to you. NEVER meet up with chicks before seeing some legit pics. And meet up at a place where you can easily take a U-turn and run, never your place.
                                                                                                                          Your sig is distracting, I can't read the reast of the page

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                                                                                                                            • liquidmoe
                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                              • Mar 2002
                                                                                                                              • 4994
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              The expression "Dodged a bullet" comes to mind

                                                                                                                              Take Luck!

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                                                                                                                                • HomeTown_Hero
                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                                                                                                  • 415
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  maybe she can clean really well?
                                                                                                                                  fuck you

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