Before there was crackheadconfessions, there was Black Vagina Finder. I am the ORIGINATOR of crackhead content on the internet. Nobody thought it could be done until I did it. 
The fact that this thread was started about me says it all.  I've been around since 2001 and getting stronger every year.
I'm off to go to sleep in my nice soft bed in my house that those hoes pay for because I'm buzzed off of some liquor that the hoes paid for and the heat that I'm feeling on my bare ass right now is paid for by the hoes.
And there's more and more and more hoes turning 18 every day.
I'm the Steve Lightspeed of the Ghetto. 
