Update on my cock being stuck in my fleshlight

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  • juicylinks
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 122992

    #1

    Update on my cock being stuck in my fleshlight

    Well after 9 hours I finally got it out. It was a challenge but i had Battus's g/f cum over and tickle my balls and that helped.

    I applied soothing lotion on my dong to help it heal. All is good now
  • TekayRoyal
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2004
    • 930

    #2
    i bet that was the best 9 hours of your life

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    • Spunky
      I need a beer
      • Jun 2002
      • 133978

      #3
      Next time wave your hand over it and chant "Rubba ...Rubba" three times and it will shrivel up and the fleshlight will fall off in no time.

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      • SMG
        Confirmed User
        • Aug 2003
        • 1798

        #4
        shouldve just stood there with your dick in your fridge, till it got cold and shrunk
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        • cluck
          Confirmed User
          • Dec 2002
          • 5248

          #5
          Dude I know that was fake, but I can sympathize. I have a similar device but it has stimulating beads that rotate and massage your dick. I put mine in there and it formed a vaccum. That thing hurt coming off.
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          • Dirty F
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Jul 2001
            • 59204

            #6
            :/

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            • crockett
              in a van by the river
              • May 2003
              • 76818

              #7
              are you going to sue? maybe you to take them to the people's court
              In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.

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              • reynold
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Oct 2002
                • 51271

                #8
                9 hours of your life that's worth
                remembering!

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                • Col. Beauford D. Horton
                  Confirmed User
                  • Mar 2004
                  • 140

                  #9
                  Originally posted by SMG
                  shouldve just stood there with your dick in your fridge, till it got cold and shrunk
                  Sounds like the voice of experience.
                  Its coming.

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