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  • Rictor
    Old Timer
    • Jan 2001
    • 12208

    #1

    My mother-in-law is staying at my house

    Please shoot me.
  • X-Wing
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2003
    • 768

    #2
    I'm sorry man

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    • 69pornlinks
      Confirmed User
      • Mar 2003
      • 5560

      #3
      Is she hot? if i eva get married the mother-in-law must be hot or half way decent, it's just some fantasy i have...carry on
      It IS what it IS

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      • Rictor
        Old Timer
        • Jan 2001
        • 12208

        #4
        Originally posted by 69pornlinks
        Is she hot? if i eva get married the mother-in-law must be hot or half way decent, it's just some fantasy i have...carry on
        Fuck no. She's like 110 years old.

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        • Sosa
          In Tushy Land
          • Oct 2002
          • 40149

          #5
          ouch, go buy some alcohol and food and lock yourself in a room with your computer

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          • kmanrox
            aka K-Man
            • Oct 2001
            • 29295

            #6
            i'd hit it?
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            • Rictor
              Old Timer
              • Jan 2001
              • 12208

              #7
              I needed to talk to my wife this morning...and they were both in the guest room...and I was yelling at her through the door because I didn't want to open it and see a naked old woman.

              So the cats kept pushing on the door and it started to open...she yelled "don't open the door, I'm getting dressed!" I ran down the stairs in about 2 seconds just so I wouldn't risk being blinded. I may have to put my cats to sleep though. They seem traumatized.
              Last edited by Rictor; 03-12-2004, 09:50 AM.

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              • Jeff aka NIGHTfall
                Confirmed User
                • Oct 2003
                • 5162

                #8
                say you are going on a business trip for a lil while.... you can crash at my place.... i dont need rent money bro... just pay me in traffic

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                • X-Wing
                  Confirmed User
                  • Aug 2003
                  • 768

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Rictor
                  I needed to talk to my wife this morning...and they were both in the guest room...and I was yelling at her through the door because I didn't want to open it and see a naked old woman.

                  So that cats kept pushing on the door and it started to open...she yelled "don't open the door, I'm getting dressed!" I ran down the stairs in about 2 seconds just so I wouldn't risk being blinded. I may have to put my cats to sleep though. They seem traumatized.
                  This is funny

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                  • 69pornlinks
                    Confirmed User
                    • Mar 2003
                    • 5560

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Rictor


                    Fuck no. She's like 110 years old.
                    It IS what it IS

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                    • pornstar2pac
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                      • Nov 2003
                      • 17380

                      #11
                      I want pics now
                      Trump haters gonna hate. that's all they can do

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                      • Babagirls
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                        • Feb 2001
                        • 18812

                        #12
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                        • Buddy
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                          • Mar 2003
                          • 1828

                          #13
                          I lucked out, my mother in law and I dislike each other so much that she never comes over.
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                          • Rictor
                            Old Timer
                            • Jan 2001
                            • 12208

                            #14
                            She visits for a week or two a Christmas, a week in the summer, a week in the fall, and sometimes for a couple days at various other times of the year. I'd say she spends about a month a year at my house...that's a lot.

                            And to make matters worse...she's Canadian.

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                            • Rictor
                              Old Timer
                              • Jan 2001
                              • 12208

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Jeff aka NIGHTfall
                              say you are going on a business trip for a lil while.... you can crash at my place.... i dont need rent money bro... just pay me in traffic
                              What state are you in?

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                              • uvort
                                Confirmed User
                                • Mar 2003
                                • 3580

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Rictor
                                She visits for a week or two a Christmas, a week in the summer, a week in the fall, and sometimes for a couple days at various other times of the year. I'd say she spends about a month a year at my house...that's a lot.

                                And to make matters worse...she's Canadian.

                                sorry bout the bad luck bro
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                                • Holly
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Jun 2003
                                  • 10017

                                  #17
                                  They're planning your death. Her mother came because she needed someone she could trust, to help carry your body out and put it in the trunk. I told you to quit being so hateful. Should've listened.
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                                  • ADL_Christy
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                                    • Mar 2004
                                    • 304

                                    #18
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                                    • Rictor
                                      Old Timer
                                      • Jan 2001
                                      • 12208

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Holly
                                      They're planning your death. Her mother came because she needed someone she could trust to help carry your body out and put it in the trunk. I told you to quit being so hateful. Should've listened.
                                      They're both too old and useless to murder anyone.

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                                      • turbomax
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Feb 2004
                                        • 394

                                        #20
                                        gotta be tough

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                                        • Herb Kornfield
                                          Is on the 1
                                          • Sep 2002
                                          • 4996

                                          #21
                                          My mother in law is pretty cool... Old hippie chick all the way. She used to come and talk to me in the office here when my wife was buzy with other things til she saw some of the sites

                                          Now, she just hangs upstairs, lol

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                                          • PrivateIvy
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Oct 2003
                                            • 4257

                                            #22
                                            My sincere condolences........

                                            Ivy

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                                            • Rictor
                                              Old Timer
                                              • Jan 2001
                                              • 12208

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Holly
                                              They're planning your death. Her mother came because she needed someone she could trust, to help carry your body out and put it in the trunk. I told you to quit being so hateful. Should've listened.
                                              Also, you seemed to miss the part where I begged to be shot. This is worse than death. They would never kill me because they know it's more torture to let me live.

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                                              • LexiLexxx
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Feb 2003
                                                • 2510

                                                #24
                                                So.....This explains the nasty posts, over the last two days?

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                                                • cool1
                                                  sex is good
                                                  • Sep 2001
                                                  • 24939

                                                  #25
                                                  I feel for ya Rictor
                                                  Mother inlaws are a pain
                                                  its too bad there is nothing to take to get rid of it, like a headache or backache

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                                                  • eiht_98
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Jan 2001
                                                    • 6103

                                                    #26
                                                    It sucks to be you.

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                                                    • GiantGnome
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                                                      • Jan 2004
                                                      • 4344

                                                      #27
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                                                      • Jeff aka NIGHTfall
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Oct 2003
                                                        • 5162

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Rictor


                                                        What state are you in?
                                                        Florida...



                                                        dude... easy to get rid of her... let it be known that you are fucking the shit out of her daughter.... hell... make it loud... really loud.. she will get so sick of hearing you banging her daughter she will leave...

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                                                        • Nyght
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jul 2001
                                                          • 438

                                                          #29
                                                          You better get busy with your wife before it is too late. Why? Look at her mom again. That is what your wife will look like in a few more years.

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                                                          • Jeff aka NIGHTfall
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Oct 2003
                                                            • 5162

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Nyght
                                                            You better get busy with your wife before it is too late. Why? Look at her mom again. That is what your wife will look like in a few more years.
                                                            its true

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                                                            • Rictor
                                                              Old Timer
                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                              • 12208

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by LexiLexxx
                                                              So.....This explains the nasty posts, over the last two days?
                                                              No, I'm always rude, bitch.

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                                                              • Rictor
                                                                Old Timer
                                                                • Jan 2001
                                                                • 12208

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Jeff aka NIGHTfall


                                                                Florida...



                                                                dude... easy to get rid of her... let it be known that you are fucking the shit out of her daughter.... hell... make it loud... really loud.. she will get so sick of hearing you banging her daughter she will leave...
                                                                Have sex with my wife? My girlfriend wouldn't like that.

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                                                                • kimzar
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                                  • 1874

                                                                  #33
                                                                  that stinks

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                                                                  • Jeff aka NIGHTfall
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Oct 2003
                                                                    • 5162

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Rictor


                                                                    Have sex with my wife? My girlfriend wouldn't like that.
                                                                    im confused man... your mother in law is living with you.... which means its your wifes mom.... yet... you have a girlfriend? meaning you are cheatin on your wife with another woman?

                                                                    heheh you are in some shit bro

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                                                                    • exspamr
                                                                      Registered User
                                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                                      • 1427

                                                                      #35
                                                                      thats another reason ill never get married... no inlaws!
                                                                      sucks to be you

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                                                                      • MattO
                                                                        The O is for Oohhh
                                                                        • Feb 2003
                                                                        • 10861

                                                                        #36
                                                                        heheh...

                                                                        my mother in law has been staying here since December.

                                                                        But it's nice to have her helping with our new baby, since my wife is taking college courses and I need to have time to work during the day.

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                                                                        • Rictor
                                                                          Old Timer
                                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                                          • 12208

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by Jeff aka NIGHTfall


                                                                          im confused man... your mother in law is living with you.... which means its your wifes mom.... yet... you have a girlfriend? meaning you are cheatin on your wife with another woman?

                                                                          heheh you are in some shit bro
                                                                          Naa...it's my wife's sister...I'm keeping it in the family so it's all good, right?

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                                                                          • Nyght
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Jul 2001
                                                                            • 438

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Have sex with my wife? My girlfriend wouldn't like that.
                                                                            Does your wife get mad because your gf is secretly her mother?

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                                                                            • Rictor
                                                                              Old Timer
                                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                                              • 12208

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by Nyght


                                                                              Does your wife get mad because your gf is secretly her mother?
                                                                              I don't think she'd get mad. She'd probably puke though.

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                                                                              • EZRhino
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Jul 2003
                                                                                • 6258

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by Rictor
                                                                                Please shoot me.
                                                                                Death is not the answer, go to Vegas till she leaves.

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                                                                                • Mr Pheer
                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                                                  • 22082

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by Rictor
                                                                                  Please shoot me.
                                                                                  Man I feel for you. Mother-in-laws are the spawn of satan.

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                                                                                  • asuna
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • May 2002
                                                                                    • 8743

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    I love how everyone believes Rictor and his makebelif girlfriend

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                                                                                    • DreamCumTrue
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                                                                                      • Nov 2003
                                                                                      • 2985

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Lucky you!

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                                                                                      • SlickCash Sarah
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                                                                                        • Feb 2004
                                                                                        • 2055

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Im sorry to hear that!

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                                                                                        • Rictor
                                                                                          Old Timer
                                                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                                                          • 12208

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by asuna
                                                                                          I love how everyone believes Rictor and his makebelif girlfriend
                                                                                          Pookie is make believe too.

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                                                                                          • modelgigtalent
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                                                                                            • May 2003
                                                                                            • 2208

                                                                                            #46


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                                                                                            • pimplink
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                                                                                              • Jun 2001
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              you are so unlucky!

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                                                                                              • Vitasoy
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                                                                                                • Oct 2003
                                                                                                • 58202

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                I feel for you...


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                                                                                                • B40
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                                                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                                                  • 7020

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Lock yourself in a room and play poker all day

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                                                                                                  • reynold
                                                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                    • Oct 2002
                                                                                                    • 51271

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Go out and have fun! Leave them at home.
                                                                                                    If they're gonna ask you where you were
                                                                                                    goin', tell them that you're heading for work.

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