Please shoot me.
My mother-in-law is staying at my house
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Is she hot? if i eva get married the mother-in-law must be hot or half way decent, it's just some fantasy i have...carry onIt IS what it ISComment
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I needed to talk to my wife this morning...and they were both in the guest room...and I was yelling at her through the door because I didn't want to open it and see a naked old woman.
So the cats kept pushing on the door and it started to open...she yelled "don't open the door, I'm getting dressed!" I ran down the stairs in about 2 seconds just so I wouldn't risk being blinded. I may have to put my cats to sleep though. They seem traumatized.Last edited by Rictor; 03-12-2004, 09:50 AM.Comment
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say you are going on a business trip for a lil while.... you can crash at my place.... i dont need rent money bro... just pay me in trafficComment
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This is funnyOriginally posted by Rictor
I needed to talk to my wife this morning...and they were both in the guest room...and I was yelling at her through the door because I didn't want to open it and see a naked old woman.
So that cats kept pushing on the door and it started to open...she yelled "don't open the door, I'm getting dressed!" I ran down the stairs in about 2 seconds just so I wouldn't risk being blinded. I may have to put my cats to sleep though. They seem traumatized.
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She visits for a week or two a Christmas, a week in the summer, a week in the fall, and sometimes for a couple days at various other times of the year. I'd say she spends about a month a year at my house...that's a lot.
And to make matters worse...she's Canadian.Comment
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Originally posted by Rictor
She visits for a week or two a Christmas, a week in the summer, a week in the fall, and sometimes for a couple days at various other times of the year. I'd say she spends about a month a year at my house...that's a lot.
And to make matters worse...she's Canadian.
sorry bout the bad luck bro
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They're planning your death. Her mother came because she needed someone she could trust, to help carry your body out and put it in the trunk. I told you to quit being so hateful. Should've listened.War National Damn Champions EagleComment
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Sucks for you!
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They're both too old and useless to murder anyone.Originally posted by Holly
They're planning your death. Her mother came because she needed someone she could trust to help carry your body out and put it in the trunk. I told you to quit being so hateful. Should've listened.Comment
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My mother in law is pretty cool... Old hippie chick all the way. She used to come and talk to me in the office here when my wife was buzy with other things til she saw some of the sites
Now, she just hangs upstairs, lolComment
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Also, you seemed to miss the part where I begged to be shot. This is worse than death. They would never kill me because they know it's more torture to let me live.Originally posted by Holly
They're planning your death. Her mother came because she needed someone she could trust, to help carry your body out and put it in the trunk. I told you to quit being so hateful. Should've listened.Comment
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Florida...Originally posted by Rictor
What state are you in?
dude... easy to get rid of her... let it be known that you are fucking the shit out of her daughter.... hell... make it loud... really loud.. she will get so sick of hearing you banging her daughter she will leave...Comment
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Originally posted by Nyght
You better get busy with your wife before it is too late. Why? Look at her mom again. That is what your wife will look like in a few more years.
its true
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Have sex with my wife? My girlfriend wouldn't like that.Originally posted by Jeff aka NIGHTfall
Florida...
dude... easy to get rid of her... let it be known that you are fucking the shit out of her daughter.... hell... make it loud... really loud.. she will get so sick of hearing you banging her daughter she will leave...Comment
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Originally posted by Rictor
Have sex with my wife? My girlfriend wouldn't like that.
im confused man... your mother in law is living with you.... which means its your wifes mom.... yet... you have a girlfriend? meaning you are cheatin on your wife with another woman?
heheh you are in some shit bro
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Naa...it's my wife's sister...I'm keeping it in the family so it's all good, right?Originally posted by Jeff aka NIGHTfall
im confused man... your mother in law is living with you.... which means its your wifes mom.... yet... you have a girlfriend? meaning you are cheatin on your wife with another woman?
heheh you are in some shit bro
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you are so unlucky!
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