Realistic Jokes: Did you hear the one about the girl whose grandfather molested her?

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  • - Jesus Christ -
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2003
    • 7197

    #1

    Realistic Jokes: Did you hear the one about the girl whose grandfather molested her?

    A: No one believed her and she became an alcoholic.


    Q: Did you hear the one about the guy who got laid off after 30 years with the same company?
    A: His wife left him and he killed himself.


    Q: Did you hear the one about the black boy that grew up in the ghetto?
    A: His family was dirt poor and he never amounted to anything.


    Q: Did you hear the one about the woman whose husband beat her?
    A: One night he drank too much and killed her.


    Q: Did you hear the one about the little girl who walked to church?
    A: Well, neither will anyone else until they find her mutilated corpse.

    Amen
  • DarkBob
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2001
    • 2300

    #2
    Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
    Q: Did you hear the one about the little girl who walked to church?
    A: Well, neither will anyone else until they find her mutilated corpse.
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    • spentrent
      Confirmed User
      • Feb 2004
      • 876

      #3
      Those are awful and You should be ashamed. I'm telling your Dad, Jesus.

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      • - Jesus Christ -
        Confirmed User
        • Mar 2003
        • 7197

        #4
        Originally posted by spentrent
        Those are awful and You should be ashamed. I'm telling your Dad, Jesus.
        Did you hear the one about the cannibal that dumped his girlfriend?


        Well think about it for a second....

        Amen

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        • Lykos
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Apr 2003
          • 31027

          #5
          Cool

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          • Rictor
            Old Timer
            • Jan 2001
            • 12208

            #6
            Aren't jokes supposed to be funny?

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            • BradM
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              • Dec 2003
              • 3397

              #7
              So sick

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              • liquidmoe
                Confirmed User
                • Mar 2002
                • 4994

                #8
                There is some funny in there if you look hard enough, unfortunately I got up a few hours ago and Im still groggy so ..

                Take Luck!

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                • X-Wing
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                  • Aug 2003
                  • 768

                  #9

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                  • serious
                    Confirmed User
                    • May 2003
                    • 2594

                    #10
                    Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
                    Did you hear the one about the cannibal that dumped his girlfriend?


                    Well think about it for a second....
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                    • 69pornlinks
                      Confirmed User
                      • Mar 2003
                      • 5560

                      #11
                      It IS what it IS

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                      • - Jesus Christ -
                        Confirmed User
                        • Mar 2003
                        • 7197

                        #12
                        [shaqzilla] I'm not racist, racism is a crime, and crime is for black people

                        Amen

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                        • tbabe
                          Confirmed User
                          • Dec 2003
                          • 2494

                          #13
                          Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
                          Did you hear the one about the cannibal that dumped his girlfriend?


                          Well think about it for a second....
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                          • spamofon
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jun 2003
                            • 2999

                            #14
                            my x girlfriend was molested by her grandfather

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                            • cluck
                              Confirmed User
                              • Dec 2002
                              • 5248

                              #15
                              A pedophile and a little girl are walking through the woods at night. The little girl says "oh this is so scary". The pedophile says "You think this is scary? I have to walk out of here alone!"
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