My penis is stuck in my fleshlight, I cant get it out

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  • juicylinks
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 122992

    #1

    My penis is stuck in my fleshlight, I cant get it out

  • Ironhorse
    Pixel Pusher
    • Nov 2002
    • 7094

    #2
    Fleshlight? Is that like some kind of automatic stoker you invest your money in?
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    • arial
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2002
      • 4012

      #3

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      • TurboAngel
        H.B.I.C.
        • Jun 2003
        • 30122

        #4
        LMFAO!


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        • TweetyBird
          Confirmed User
          • Feb 2004
          • 8532

          #5
          you are screwed, you'll have to learn to live with it I guess
          sig for sale.
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          • detoxed
            vip member
            • Jan 2003
            • 17798

            #6
            I'm too big to even fit in it...

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            • Headless
              Registered User
              • Jan 2001
              • 26727

              #7
              <img src="http://www.cupido.no/img/shop_small/13015.jpg">

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              • boris77
                Confirmed User
                • Mar 2003
                • 546

                #8
                light him out....!!!

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                • Rorschach
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Aug 2002
                  • 5579

                  #9
                  Did you have the vagina or the anus one?

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                  • Persius
                    Tap into MOBILE!
                    • Jul 2003
                    • 11779

                    #10
                    lube it out :D

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                    • juicylinks
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Apr 2001
                      • 122992

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Rorschach
                      Did you have the vagina or the anus one?
                      both

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                      • stephanie m.
                        Confirmed User
                        • Feb 2004
                        • 2484

                        #12
                        Im gonna need to see a pic.


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                        • The Truth Hurts
                          Zph7YXfjMhg
                          • Nov 2002
                          • 15782

                          #13
                          unscrew the cap on the other end : )

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                          • 420
                            cuck
                            • Mar 2003
                            • 11571

                            #14
                            stop thinking about mr izzz and your boner will subside and slide right out of the fleshlight
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                            • Martin
                              "Assassins"
                              • Dec 2001
                              • 17274

                              #15
                              lol.

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                              • MrIzzz
                                If u touch it, I will cum
                                • Sep 2003
                                • 22923

                                #16
                                Originally posted by 420
                                stop thinking about mr izzz and your boner will subside and slide right out of the fleshlight

                                some say love...it is a river.....la lalaaaaaaa


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                                • reynold
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Oct 2002
                                  • 51271

                                  #17
                                  hahaha! you have to learn to live with it
                                  for the rest of your life!

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                                  • hova
                                    Traffillionaire
                                    • Jan 2002
                                    • 22430

                                    #18
                                    Thats nothing, my penis doesn't want to talk to me anymore
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                                    • garett
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Mar 2004
                                      • 683

                                      #19
                                      Bastard .. I wish I had a fleshlight to get stuck in .. ever since I got mono the wife wants to go celebate until I'm better ...

                                      .. at least .. she wants me to go celebate.

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                                      • BruceM
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jul 2001
                                        • 4084

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Martin
                                        lol.
                                        Fucking sick!
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                                        • finlo
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jan 2004
                                          • 570

                                          #21
                                          shouldn't of bought the ultra tight butt model
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                                          • wdsguy
                                            Ryde or Die
                                            • Dec 2002
                                            • 19568

                                            #22
                                            i hope they don't need to amputate it bro

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                                            • lesbodojo
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Sep 2003
                                              • 2839

                                              #23
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                                              • bllott
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Mar 2004
                                                • 2368

                                                #24
                                                what the fuck is that shit on the picture ??!

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                                                • TekayRoyal
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                  • 930

                                                  #25
                                                  how well does that thing work?

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                                                  • vkitty
                                                    Registered User
                                                    • Sep 2003
                                                    • 58

                                                    #26
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                                                    • sumphatpimp
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                      • 5235

                                                      #27
                                                      this will get it out !

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                                                      • Steve W
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Dec 2003
                                                        • 606

                                                        #28
                                                        I've been waiting to order my fleshlight

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                                                        • coolandthegang
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Mar 2004
                                                          • 157

                                                          #29
                                                          AAAIIIEEE!!!
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                                                          • digifan
                                                            The Profiler
                                                            • Oct 2002
                                                            • 14618

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by juicylinks
                                                            Pics?
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                                                            • kowntafit
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Jan 2004
                                                              • 4667

                                                              #31


                                                              You're not serious are you?

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                                                              • Focal
                                                                Registered User
                                                                • Mar 2004
                                                                • 71

                                                                #32
                                                                You'd better find a girl to fuck!
                                                                Flashlights are not wet

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                                                                • reynold
                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                  • 51271

                                                                  #33
                                                                  how in the world did you able to get it in?!

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                                                                  • juicylinks
                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                    • Apr 2001
                                                                    • 122992

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by kowntafit


                                                                    You're not serious are you?

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                                                                    • Joetanto
                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                                      • 653

                                                                      #35
                                                                      dip it in boiling water

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                                                                      • mastamindz
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Feb 2002
                                                                        • 3547

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Your fucked.

                                                                        And so is the fleshlight
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                                                                        • gornyhuy
                                                                          Chafed.
                                                                          • May 2002
                                                                          • 18041

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Finally women will be able to feel it when you stick your enhanced dick in them... plus you'll still get the pleasure of the fleshlight! So everyone wins.!

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                                                                          • mastamindz
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Feb 2002
                                                                            • 3547

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by gornyhuy
                                                                            Finally women will be able to feel it when you stick your enhanced dick in them... plus you'll still get the pleasure of the fleshlight! So everyone wins.!
                                                                            Good call
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                                                                            • wyldblyss
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Nov 2003
                                                                              • 5779

                                                                              #39
                                                                              I'm so happy that you were able to share that with us. Vaseline anyone?

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                                                                              • Vitasoy
                                                                                GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                                                • Oct 2003
                                                                                • 58202

                                                                                #40
                                                                                btw, I love my fleshlight...


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                                                                                • PrivateIvy
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                                                  • 4257

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Take a COLD bath

                                                                                  Ivy

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                                                                                  • NoCarrier
                                                                                    We need more free porn
                                                                                    • Mar 2002
                                                                                    • 16356

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Don't worry. There is a special chip inside that will automatically make it self-destruct. The only downside is that the Fleshlight will begin to melt and the liquid turns into acid.

                                                                                    Last edited by NoCarrier; 03-11-2004, 06:43 PM.

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                                                                                    • Volantt
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Nov 2003
                                                                                      • 745

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      OMG! hahahahaha

                                                                                      Originally posted by NoCarrier
                                                                                      Don't worry. There is a special chip inside that will automatically make it self-destruct. The only downside is that the Fleshlight will begin to melt and the liquid turns into acid.

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                                                                                      • ytcracker
                                                                                        stc is the greatest
                                                                                        • Dec 2002
                                                                                        • 12403

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by NoCarrier
                                                                                        Don't worry. There is a special chip inside that will automatically make it self-destruct. The only downside is that the Fleshlight will begin to melt and the liquid turns into acid.

                                                                                        hilarious pic
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                                                                                        • skiv
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Mar 2004
                                                                                          • 286

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Vagina's are tasty morsels
                                                                                          KING SKIVIE

                                                                                          BOW TO ME!!!

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                                                                                          • riosluts
                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                            • Sep 2003
                                                                                            • 5250

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            if you still cant get it out. Get a hammer and SMASH the fleshlight to pieces. That will take care of the problem

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                                                                                            • Fukeneh
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Mar 2004
                                                                                              • 1245

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              i love vagina too.


                                                                                              yummmmm, pussy.

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                                                                                              • Mr. Marks
                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                • Jun 2001
                                                                                                • 7517

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                hahaha! nice thread!

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                                                                                                • dunefield
                                                                                                  www.barely18movies.com
                                                                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                                                                  • 10920

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by NoCarrier
                                                                                                  Don't worry. There is a special chip inside that will automatically make it self-destruct. The only downside is that the Fleshlight will begin to melt and the liquid turns into acid.

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                                                                                                  • Brat
                                                                                                    Got MIDs?
                                                                                                    • Jan 2003
                                                                                                    • 1545

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    that pic is too funny!!

                                                                                                    i've always wondered what those things feel like? any good? besides getting your dick stuck in it.

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