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  • Loryn
    Super Connector
    • Jul 2003
    • 12853

    #1

    The following ad ran in The Atlanta Journal

    SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, race unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play,

    take long walks in the woods, hunting, camping, fishing trips, and cozy winter nights by the fire. Really like a man with a

    pickup truck. A candlelight dinner will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home

    from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. Kiss me and I'm yours.

    Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy.
    .................................................. ....................
    Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week old black Labrador.
    ~ loryn@loryntaylor . com ~




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  • Spudman
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2002
    • 3198

    #2
    fooled
    Take it Easy !!!

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    • Loryn
      Super Connector
      • Jul 2003
      • 12853

      #3
      Originally posted by Spudman
      fooled
      I have heard these before, but for some reason this one got me. My brain was in GFY mode so I was thinking wow this chick sounds cool. Okay what perverted thing is going to come out of this? And it turned out to be a puppy. AWWWW!!!
      ~ loryn@loryntaylor . com ~




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      • BradM
        Confirmed User
        • Dec 2003
        • 3397

        #4
        Old but still funny.

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        • rdunn404
          Confirmed User
          • Jan 2002
          • 999

          #5
          Yeah, we can only wish a woman would have all those qualities.

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          • Ash@phpFX
            Confirmed User
            • Nov 2003
            • 4292

            #6
            nice, i bet they all felt like idiots

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            • arial
              Confirmed User
              • Jul 2002
              • 4012

              #7
              OWNED

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              • Loryn
                Super Connector
                • Jul 2003
                • 12853

                #8
                Originally posted by rdunn404
                Yeah, we can only wish a woman would have all those qualities.

                They are out there you just have to search for them.
                ~ loryn@loryntaylor . com ~




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                • Loryn
                  Super Connector
                  • Jul 2003
                  • 12853

                  #9
                  Originally posted by asher
                  nice, i bet they all felt like idiots
                  Yeah, I wonder if anyone actually got the puppy!!
                  ~ loryn@loryntaylor . com ~




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                  • reynold
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Oct 2002
                    • 51271

                    #10
                    hahaha!

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                    • skiv
                      Confirmed User
                      • Mar 2004
                      • 286

                      #11
                      Oh, darling, bring it on
                      KING SKIVIE

                      BOW TO ME!!!

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                      • wyldblyss
                        Confirmed User
                        • Nov 2003
                        • 5779

                        #12
                        I hope Daisy found her man.

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                        • Vitasoy
                          GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                          • Oct 2003
                          • 58202

                          #13
                          haha


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                          • Loryn
                            Super Connector
                            • Jul 2003
                            • 12853

                            #14
                            Originally posted by wyldblyss
                            I hope Daisy found her man.
                            I do to!!
                            ~ loryn@loryntaylor . com ~




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                            • Illicit
                              wtf ?
                              • Dec 2003
                              • 11895

                              #15
                              Insert Sig Here

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                              • Head
                                Confirmed User
                                • Nov 2003
                                • 8278

                                #16

                                Good one!!

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                                • WiredGuy
                                  Pounding Googlebot
                                  • Aug 2002
                                  • 34515

                                  #17
                                  Saw this a long time ago but still a good laugh
                                  I play with Google.

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                                  • gornyhuy
                                    Chafed.
                                    • May 2002
                                    • 18041

                                    #18
                                    Thats like trying to sell Mature Women to Twink CJ traffic.

                                    icq:159548293

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                                    • digifan
                                      The Profiler
                                      • Oct 2002
                                      • 14618

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by gornyhuy
                                      Thats like trying to sell Mature Women to Twink CJ traffic.


                                      I hope some guy brought Daisy home.
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                                      Webair Rocks

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                                      • Mr. Marks
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jun 2001
                                        • 7517

                                        #20
                                        right on!

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                                        • Marina
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • May 2003
                                          • 437

                                          #21
                                          thats cute!

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                                          • FilthyRob
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Feb 2004
                                            • 6741

                                            #22
                                            That's an awesome story!
                                            AKA - Clubsexy

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                                            • Axeman
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                                              • Feb 2004
                                              • 5201

                                              #23
                                              hahaha, thats too funny
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                                              • Mr. Marks
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Jun 2001
                                                • 7517

                                                #24
                                                What a story!

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                                                • riosluts
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Sep 2003
                                                  • 5250

                                                  #25
                                                  haha it took me a while to understand it. You guys kinda had me fooled for a second

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                                                  • Headless
                                                    Registered User
                                                    • Jan 2001
                                                    • 26727

                                                    #26
                                                    15k owned. NICE!

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                                                    • overlord
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Dec 2003
                                                      • 3670

                                                      #27

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                                                      • booker
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Jul 2002
                                                        • 1370

                                                        #28
                                                        old
                                                        Xanadu024 (aim) or 286785389 (icq)
                                                        "Hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard."

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                                                        • pimplink
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jun 2001
                                                          • 9535

                                                          #29
                                                          hahaha! that's cute!

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                                                          • Living For Today
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                                                            • Feb 2002
                                                            • 3970

                                                            #30
                                                            bahahaha. thats fucking classic. 15,000 desperate hahahahas.

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