I am so sick of this piece of shit cat of ours

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  • iwantchixx
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Oct 2002
    • 12860
    #1

    I am so sick of this piece of shit cat of ours

    Everytime I was towards it he freaks out and panics and runs and knocks everything over in his way. Nothing is sacred here it seems. I can't leave shit plugged in, can't leave anything spillable anywhere. He just freaks out if I walk towards it. With a child comming at end of summer I am scared he is going to panic when one of us walks towards him, all the while holding a baby, and we trip on him like we normaly do when he spazes out. If that happens I will skin that fuckign cat alive right then and there.


    How the hell can I get my fucking cat to relax and stop going into panic/spaz mode when one of us walks towards him? This is getting out of hand. I am scared to walk in my own home in fear of this idiot cat destroying something or tripping me now.
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    • asuna
      Confirmed User
      • May 2002
      • 8743
      #2
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        • iwantchixx
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Oct 2002
          • 12860
          #3
          Originally posted by asuna
          <img src="http://www.webley.co.uk/pics/saf201.jpg">

          I was thinking more of a "grab it by back of head and slam it's skull through a wall and letting it dangle there to die"


          I LOOOOOOOVE animals, especialy cats, but this particular cat has me at a point where I have had ENOUGH of it's temperment and cowardness.

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            • herbalpaul
              Confirmed User
              • Feb 2004
              • 205
              #4
              Don't hurt it, take it to a non-kill shelter or try and give it away.
              no sig.

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                • Nonical
                  Confirmed User
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 426
                  #5
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                    • Holly
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Jun 2003
                      • 10017
                      #6
                      Originally posted by herbalpaul
                      Don't hurt it, take it to a non-kill shelter or try and give it away.
                      That probably would be best.

                      And I'm sure the doctor has already told you this, but your girlfriend needs to stay away from the litter box and she can't be changing it while she's preggo. That's 110% your job now.
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                        • JDog
                          Confirmed User
                          • Feb 2003
                          • 7453
                          #7
                          Originally posted by herbalpaul
                          Don't hurt it, take it to a non-kill shelter or try and give it away.
                          This would be the best solution! Don't kill the kitty!

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                            • iwantchixx
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Oct 2002
                              • 12860
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Holly
                              That probably would be best.

                              And I'm sure the doctor has already told you this, but your girlfriend needs to stay away from the litter box and she can't be changing it while she's preggo. That's 110% your job now.
                              yeah I've been doing it non stop now. 2 cats = lots of poo poo = stinky city. She won't touch it so I just take the box, dump it in large bag, chuck bag and add new bag of litter stuff. Voila.


                              Come on people, I would NEVER kill the kitty. I might say will, then make ugly faces at it then yell at him but that's about it.

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                                • slackologist
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jul 2002
                                  • 2379
                                  #9
                                  catnip. its a plant they love.. grow some of it if possible it's ment to chill them out.. they get high on it or something.

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                                    • Spunky
                                      I need a beer
                                      • Jun 2002
                                      • 133978
                                      #10
                                      Stop walking around naked and scaring her

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                                        • nofx
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Nov 2002
                                          • 16826
                                          #11
                                          get it a bunch of cat toys, maybe that will keep it more occupied and out of your way.
                                          maybe some catnip every now and then would keep it from freaking out so much.

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                                          When feelings go, theres suicide.

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                                            • 420
                                              cuck
                                              • Mar 2003
                                              • 11571
                                              #12
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                                                • iwantchixx
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                  • 12860
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by nofx
                                                  get it a bunch of cat toys, maybe that will keep it more occupied and out of your way.
                                                  maybe some catnip every now and then would keep it from freaking out so much.

                                                  He has a lot of toys and gets cat nip. He's just a paranoid cat for some reason and when males go near him he trips right da fuck out.

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                                                    • slackologist
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jul 2002
                                                      • 2379
                                                      #14
                                                      u can buy these scratching poles that keep them ocuppied also.. they are around 3-4 ft tall with several platforms etc covered in carpet..

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                                                        • reynold
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                          • 51271
                                                          #15
                                                          try to give it to someone who wants one.

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                                                            • X-Wing
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Aug 2003
                                                              • 768
                                                              #16
                                                              Look for a new home for it.

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                                                                • brand0n
                                                                  been very busy
                                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                                  • 26983
                                                                  #17
                                                                  move out
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                                                                    • slackologist
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Jul 2002
                                                                      • 2379
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by iwantchixx



                                                                      He has a lot of toys and gets cat nip. He's just a paranoid cat for some reason and when males go near him he trips right da fuck out.
                                                                      i dont know man.. lobotomy. or maybe you could stuff it so full of food it cant move - food is common therapy for pets. maybe he was attacked in the past by other cats?

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                                                                        • SureFire
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Jan 2003
                                                                          • 4398
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Prozac! That is what our vet recommended for our cat plus therapy. We chose cat-nip instead.

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                                                                            • FiReC
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Jan 2002
                                                                              • 2350
                                                                              #20
                                                                              sprinkle some xanax into its food
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                                                                                • Dawgy
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                                  • 5856
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  where's ted from prohosters when ya need him...
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                                                                                    • Doctor Dre
                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                                                      • 51692
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by Holly
                                                                                      That probably would be best.

                                                                                      And I'm sure the doctor has already told you this, but your girlfriend needs to stay away from the litter box and she can't be changing it while she's preggo. That's 110% your job now.
                                                                                      If you use crystal litter you're all good
                                                                                      Originally posted by rayadp05
                                                                                      I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                                                                        • Rictor
                                                                                          Old Timer
                                                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                                                          • 12208
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by Holly
                                                                                          That probably would be best.

                                                                                          And I'm sure the doctor has already told you this, but your girlfriend needs to stay away from the litter box and she can't be changing it while she's preggo. That's 110% your job now.
                                                                                          I think a woman invented that rumor.

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                                                                                            • Doctor Dre
                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                                                              • 51692
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by Rictor


                                                                                              I think a woman invented that rumor.
                                                                                              Nop the doc told Wild-Cat there is a bacteria that can kill the fetus in cat shit or something like that when she was pregnant.
                                                                                              Originally posted by rayadp05
                                                                                              I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                                                                                • iwantchixx
                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                                                  • 12860
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by slackologist
                                                                                                  u can buy these scratching poles that keep them ocuppied also.. they are around 3-4 ft tall with several platforms etc covered in carpet..
                                                                                                  got that

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                                                                                                    • Doctor Dre
                                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                                                                      • 51692
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by Doctor Dre


                                                                                                      If you use crystal litter you're all good
                                                                                                      Err my bad ... The bacteria is in cat shit . We use that cauz somebody is alergic ... my bad
                                                                                                      Originally posted by rayadp05
                                                                                                      I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                                                                                        • iwantchixx
                                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                                                                          • 12860
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          This cat is sweet as pie for my GF... but with me it panics and kills everything in it's path. Even if I am crawling on all fours, sweet talking him.. he still trips right out.

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                                                                                                            • Mr. Marks
                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                              • Jun 2001
                                                                                                              • 7517
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              throw that cat in the ocean!

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