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  • brizzad
    holla
    • Jul 2003
    • 11769
    #1

    farting in public??

    So my girlfriend and I are enjoying a nice meal at a local restaurant when all of a sudden, this fat lesbian bends over to get her purse and then *KALFLPAAPLAPLAPLAPAPAPPAPAPAPLPALFBLACKAFLAPPAAAA AAAAA"
    Went on for like 10 full seconds, so me, being a not-so mature male, laughs, and my laughing triggers giggles throughout the place.

    This fat hoe then get up, walks to my table to let me know how immature I was being. So, I shot her in her left titty... i'm typing this now because my g/f's parents are millionaires and posted that big B and got me out until the court date
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    • tical
      Confirmed User
      • Feb 2002
      • 6504
      #2
      yeaaaaaaaaaa
      112.020.756

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        • brizzad
          holla
          • Jul 2003
          • 11769
          #3
          WHAT THE FUCK!


          Okay people, I was fucking joking, I didn't shoot somebody damn

          someone just called me aunt's house looking for a brad that had an altercation at a restaurant saying they were with the baton rouge tribune, after calling her, the person then called me uncle's parents, and then my father (my number isnt listed, so people were jumping around the phonebook im sure)

          but really, it was worth a good laugh to have my aunt and dad call me asking about this

          call again and i'll shoot you in the head

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            • Xenophage
              Registered User
              • Oct 2001
              • 12122
              #4
              hmmm better than she shit herself

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                • WickedVenus
                  Confirmed User
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 3877
                  #5
                  Originally posted by brizzad
                  WHAT THE FUCK!


                  Okay people, I was fucking joking, I didn't shoot somebody damn

                  someone just called me aunt's house looking for a brad that had an altercation at a restaurant saying they were with the baton rouge tribune, after calling her, the person then called me uncle's parents, and then my father (my number isnt listed, so people were jumping around the phonebook im sure)

                  but really, it was worth a good laugh to have my aunt and dad call me asking about this

                  call again and i'll shoot you in the head

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                    • FuckFind
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2003
                      • 1188
                      #6
                      there's nothing better than farting in public, will always get a laugh out of me.... it has nothing to do with maturity, just a sense of humor and some humility.

                      FF

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                        • DavieVegas
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 6117
                          #7
                          women farts stink the worst i think
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                            • CET
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jul 2003
                              • 2754
                              #8
                              You're the one who busted ass in public rather then go to the bathroom. You busted ass, I'm laughing, deal with it.
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                                • brizzad
                                  holla
                                  • Jul 2003
                                  • 11769
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by CET
                                  You're the one who busted ass in public rather then go to the bathroom. You busted ass, I'm laughing, deal with it.

                                  wtf?

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