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  • SteveLightspeed
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    • Jul 2001
    • 7940

    #1

    Why I didn't go to Cancun

    I spent two weeks in Cancun once, and 4 days on the toilet -- fuck that!

    I also spent 10 days at spring break in Key West -- i'm just too old -- i'm officially invisible to college girls!

    So I didn't go, because I just can't handle rejection and diarrhea at the same time.


    lol


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    • GrimShawn
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      • Oct 2002
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      #3
      I always give you attention!

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      • Axeman
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        #4
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        • V_RocKs
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          • Nov 2003
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          #5
          I'm waiting for it to come back to California.

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          • benoitlc666
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            • Mar 2003
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            #6
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            • axelcat
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              • Jun 2002
              • 25450

              #7
              Originally posted by Lightspeed
              I spent two weeks in Cancun once, and 4 days on the toilet -- fuck that!

              I also spent 10 days at spring break in Key West -- i'm just too old -- i'm officially invisible to college girls!

              So I didn't go, because I just can't handle rejection and diarrhea at the same time.


              lol


              Steve Lightspeed
              Im with you on this one

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              • PhotoGreggXXX
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                • May 2003
                • 1616

                #8
                I'm sitting here with tickets and hotel room reserved, and didn't go to handle 2 new customers...being a working class hero sucks!

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                • modelgigtalent
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                  • May 2003
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                  #9
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                  • asuna
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                    • May 2002
                    • 8743

                    #10
                    you weren't invisible to them, having skid marks due to the runs made them not tal to you!

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                    • Ironhorse
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                      • Nov 2002
                      • 7094

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Lightspeed

                      So I didn't go, because I just can't handle rejection and diarrhea at the same time.
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                      • VeriSexy
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                        • Apr 2002
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Lightspeed
                        I spent two weeks in Cancun once, and 4 days on the toilet -- fuck that!

                        I also spent 10 days at spring break in Key West -- i'm just too old -- i'm officially invisible to college girls!

                        So I didn't go, because I just can't handle rejection and diarrhea at the same time.


                        lol


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                        • Headless
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                          • Jan 2001
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                          #13

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                          • DatingGold
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                            #14
                            My sentiments exactly.. Mexico is one of the worst places to visit, its dirt cheap for a reason.
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                            • Rictor
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                              • Jan 2001
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                              #15
                              Being old does suck. I'd like to think I could still pick up a college chick though.

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                              • webair
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                                • Feb 2002
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                                #16
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                                • Head
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                                  • Nov 2003
                                  • 8278

                                  #17
                                  It's also too soon after Vagas. So we're going to Atlanta instead. I found spring break to be a stupid time to go; can't get a good deal.

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                                  • Trax
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                                    • Aug 2001
                                    • 14486

                                    #18
                                    good reason

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                                    • chemicaleyes
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                                      #19

                                      fair enough reason
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                                      • Donny
                                        As you wish...
                                        • May 2002
                                        • 13754

                                        #20
                                        I fully intended on attending. But my girl has finals and I didn't want to go without her.

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                                        • LaurieX
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                                          • Feb 2003
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                                          #21
                                          Hahahaha
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                                          • Platinum Dave
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                                            • Mar 2001
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                                            #22
                                            I'm with Steve, whatever he said....

                                            Steve we'll have to make up for it in Arizona, your home town.


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                                            • grumpy
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                                              • Jan 2002
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                                              #23
                                              be honest, its a cash problem :-)
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                                              • TheGoldenChild
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                                                • May 2002
                                                • 6940

                                                #24
                                                I hate the "runs" myself Steve-

                                                Steve I think the College Girl thing is way over rated. I am still picking up 22 year olds and I'll be 35 next week-

                                                Just don't go buying them porshes all they want is drinking money and chicken Mcnuggets

                                                They are all easy- oh yea
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                                                • Kimmykim
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                                                  • Jun 2001
                                                  • 16015

                                                  #25
                                                  I like Puerta Vallarta and Cabo, Cancun pretty much sucks imo...

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                                                  • -=HOAX=-
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                                                    • Dec 2001
                                                    • 4365

                                                    #26
                                                    I didn't go because I think Lensman thought that me + tequila + a third world country = apocalypse.
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                                                    • Basic_man
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                                                      • Oct 2003
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                                                      #27
                                                      Who care? :D
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                                                      • Vanilla
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                                                        • Dec 2003
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                                                        #28


                                                        Good reason!
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                                                        • kenny
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                                                          • Mar 2002
                                                          • 7245

                                                          #29
                                                          There is a ton of college girls living in my building.

                                                          I could afford better but I like having party people as my neighbors.

                                                          I can have all the fun I want right here
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                                                          • VirtuMike
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                                                            • May 2002
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                                                            #30
                                                            Steve, I think you forgot the basic point - MEXICO SUCKS ASS.
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                                                            • Jman
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                                                              • Sep 2003
                                                              • 22834

                                                              #31
                                                              Very Good point Steve.... Humm remember Cannes and the go Karts ..
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                                                              • born4porn
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                                                                • Jan 2004
                                                                • 38781

                                                                #32
                                                                Mexico, diarrhea and rejection fuck that sounds like hell!

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                                                                • infecto
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                                                                  • May 2003
                                                                  • 1697

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Dont drink the water.....

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                                                                  • baddog
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                                                                    • Apr 2001
                                                                    • 107089

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Rictor
                                                                    Being old does suck. I'd like to think I could still pick up a college chick though.
                                                                    you are hardly what I would call old

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                                                                    • Niko Bimini
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                                                                      • Feb 2004
                                                                      • 2372

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Lightspeed
                                                                      I spent two weeks in Cancun once, and 4 days on the toilet -- fuck that!

                                                                      I also spent 10 days at spring break in Key West -- i'm just too old -- i'm officially invisible to college girls!

                                                                      So I didn't go, because I just can't handle rejection and diarrhea at the same time.


                                                                      lol


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                                                                      • reynold
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                                                                        • Oct 2002
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        that is just so bad.

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                                                                        • riosluts
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                                                                          • Sep 2003
                                                                          • 5250

                                                                          #37
                                                                          I would of went to cancun if only someone bought me the airline ticket. Which would probably be about $3000. I rather spend that on hosting

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                                                                          • LAJ
                                                                            Gingerific
                                                                            • Jun 2001
                                                                            • 5567

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Heh... well have no fear... for those of you Mexico dreamin' (not you Virtumike LOL)... you'll have 2 more opportunities later this year to hang out in Mexico on the cheap, eat lobster and margaritas for $10 and basically go to camp for adults

                                                                            What I'm talking about is for Cybernet Expo on June 9, YNOT Bob is organizing a day trip for Webmasters who show up at the San Diego show early to head down about 1/2 hour south of Tijuana for some fun in the sun that afternoon. More details will be forth coming at http://www.cybernetexpo.com ... and besides... Lightspeed is one of the major sponsors of Cybernet Expo and so is Adult.com so you KNOW you'll be having fun

                                                                            Then in September this year will be the next YP which takes place about 45 mins. south of Tijuana. If you went to any of the past YPs you know how crazy things can get and for probably less than the price of a flight to Cancun, you can go nuts for 3 days. For more info on it hit me up at jay at ynotmasters dot com.
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                                                                            • boris77
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                                                                              • Mar 2003
                                                                              • 546

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Once upon a time in Mexico

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                                                                              • KraZ
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                                                                                • Oct 2003
                                                                                • 2636

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by Lightspeed


                                                                                ... I just can't handle rejection and diarrhea at the same time.

                                                                                .Steve Lightspeed
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                                                                                • Hardcore Kay
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                                                                                  • Aug 2003
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                                                                                  #41
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                                                                                  • hoe_vender
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