Some More IRC Quotes!!!

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[FreeFrag] The most secure computer in the world is one not connected to the internet.
[FreeFrag] Thats why I recommend Telstra ADSL.

Unfortunatelty that is true!

that last one is fucking hilarious

got any more?

don't i know it!!!

Some of those are fucking funny

Mouhahahahahahahahahahaha

lol some are halrious

|Chris: i want you to setup a word substitution in your head
|Chris: whenever you see the term "wrestling," i want you to think, "white trash"


(Segment7) You cant buy happiness.
(Segment7) but you can lease it for $10,000/month


Seros_work`: :| <--- this is my interested face
Ithaqua: 8hahahahahahahaha=D <--- This is my penis. Suck it.
deVoca_work: life-size




(WHW-Rob): i need to make a shirt.... "You're so much sexier when you just SHUT UP!"

<Toller> hey jaimer
<jaimer> hey
<Toller> i loves you sweet ass, baby
<jaimer> excuse me?
<Toller> we gonna get together an fuck tonight
<Toller> right?
<jaimer> You stupid shit
<Toller> ?
<Toller> What?
[jaimer] This is toby johnson, right
[Toller] you know it is, duh.
[jaimer] I'm doing tech support on Jamie's computer
[jaimer] I'm her father, you little shit
[Toller] hah!
[Toller] what's
[Toller] your joking right/
[jaimer] I am. I know where you live. I'm coming over to your house now. Don't try to run, I'll find you.
[Toller] Jamie, it's not funny
[Toller] Jaime?
[psmylie] You're screwed, dude. Her dad's psycho
[Toller] fuck
[Toller] Fuck!
[psmylie] best run, boy
*** Toller has quit IRC (Quit: )
[psmylie] You're an evil bitch, Jamie.
[jaimer] lol
[psmylie] brilliant... but evil
[jaimer] he's an asshole anyways

[ron`] Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll fuck you with a rake

[tumult] well that was like the coolest class period i've ever had
[lasombra] tumult ?
[tumult] this kid asks me for a dollar so he can get something from a vending machine
[tumult] i tell him i don't have one (truth)
[tumult] he says bullshit
[tumult] i tell him to fuck off
[tumult] he stands up and punches me in the face three times
[tumult] sits back down
[tumult] teacher doesn't notice/care
[tumult] so blood is pouring out onto my desk
[tumult] from my lip
[tumult] i turn to the girl next to me and say
[tumult] "hey, can i use one of the tissues jammed into your bra?"
[zyko^] what did she do?
[tumult] punched me in the face

[%Hamtaro] I tried to register the AIM name "Your mother"
[%Hamtaro] And got this
[%Hamtaro] Create a Screen Name
[%Hamtaro]
[%Hamtaro] Sorry, Your mother is already in use

OMG OMG, THAT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!!

[BigBurk] God i really cant stand windows me
[Felacio] heh i know. i moved to win2k
* Felacio sucks huge cock
[Felacio] errr ME, not /me

get it?

another funny one:

[guest27125] hi i am very good at irc, i can script and even hack people on irc,but this real good hacker keeps hacking into me and changing my nick, his name is NickServ

these are great.

"In a perfect world... spammers would get caught, go to jail, and share a cell with many men who have enlarged their penisses, taken Viagra and are looking for a new relationship."

Funny as hell

<h3h> my friends number at home is JUG-CHAT
<h3h> i tease her abou tit
<h3h> er



<`TroLL> you know when its time to jerk off when the vice cities hookers are turning you on



<Prae> god religion makes me sick
<TK-42-1> yep
<DeathVipr> amen



<slackor> i had like 4 leonardo action figures because my parents couldn't tell the difference when buying them



<rt> neo and trinity
<rt> are really machines
<Phalanx`> no they arent, theyre just really bad actors



<h3h> hrm...she doesn't look asian
<h3h> ...come to think of it...she doesn't look like a she



<Arcus_> I was noticing today that Uma is kinda built like me
<DeathVipr> yeah i think your tits are bigger though arcus



<Prae1> When customers say they want extra sweet and sour sauce, I write down "extra ss" and then I yell out SIEG HEIL



<DRLEGO> i remember once in highschool i told my mom i couldnt go to school that day because my legs didnt boot up



<DRLEGO> If it's for X-Box only, then go eat the cookies that come from my anus.




<Sh0t> So, how much software do you want to buy?
<h3h> none
<DeathVipr> GREAT 500 IT IS



<DeathVipr> shut up Icyberg you only support rape because it's the reason you exist



<slackor> if smallpox comes out before HL2 I am gonna be pissed



<Gabriel1> My college cut off my internet access.
<WWolf2k3> Well they didnt cut it off well enough
<WWolf2k3> your ass is still typing



<Grumm> some guy at UCSB died in May because of self-asphyxiation during masturbation
<rt> how are you on IRC then grumm?



<keevs> umm from IRC or IRL?
<Doomers> What program is IRL?
<Mal> my god



<fm> i've had three girls today IM me and tell me that they like me.
<fm> then they said april fools and signed off.



<Prae> why the fuck do people put copyright notices ont heir shit
<Prae> it takes me long time to remove it



<Calle1> You ain't got a pussy, and if you think I'm gonna toss the sallad, think again



<DigDug> internet access to productivity is what condoms are to babies.
<Ash> A choking hazard?



<cndz> what would jesus do
<Josh> probably get crucified and die



<Masharoni> after that i vowed to clench my ass when barfing



<HairyPrin> i'm going to Montreal on the 6th, and have already got me a bitch lined up there
<DeathVipr> oooh you secured a date with marbleman?



<BlackHawk> LULU: I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got no titties
<LULU> You wear pants don't you?



<HeatDeath> You should take care of your nipples. They may not seem important now, but when you die, that's where the angels grab you.



Video games don't affect kids, I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids, we'd all run around in a darkened room munching pills and listening to repetitive music. - K. Wilson, Nintendo



<Supra87T> now i have to get tested for aids.
<Snipa> Think positive
<Supra87T> fuck you man, thats not even funny



<Havok> how do personal ads for people into incest work?? a sticky note on the fridge??



<soulsuckingharpy> once i walked in on my mother fucking a clown
<killingtime> did like 20 clowns come out afterwards and do somersaults?



<cptchris F O O> i was measureing my dick and it said 10 in, i was happy till i realized the ruler was backwards



<Hiryuu> Hey, which is more evil, kicking puppies or tearing those tags off of mattresses?
<Estelle> Puppies heal, matresses don't



<AndrewLB_in_Chise> My mom saw me walking downstairs to the comp room with a box of kleenex and she just gave me this look. -.- I've never felt so dirty in my life...



<Reverend> IRC is just multiplayer notepad.



<scirDSL> I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.



<Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid
<V-girl> i belong with the other 13%



<m[e]ntor> Does anyone know where I can buy 100 m of wireless lan cable?



<WiLdSeXyPrInCeSs> i luv guyz where would they be wifout us gals???
<XeNoX> Still in the Garden Of Eden you gullible bitch.



<dsbnh|VC> saw chocolate boxer shorts yesterday
<dsbnh|VC> first thing that hit me was "may contain nuts"



*** Now talking in #deaf
<shery> hey
<Dirge> what?



<DeathVipr> when god was passing out forum retards, lego said "ill take them all!"



<WullOw> french foreign legion is hard as hell
<PoP-PoP> you have to carry that white flag everywhere



<mud_golem> hey, fran i need a pic of you to show my friend why we hate you so much



<DeathVipr> the dachau wartime hebrew resort
<Sh0t> come. stay. relax.



<DRLEGO> dude my dvdrom wont eject my dvd
<rt> LEGO PLZ DRAG THE DVD INTO THE TRASH CAN
<rt> THAT'S HOW YOU EJECT



<PoP-PoP> i never killed anyone
<PoP-PoP> i only shot person. and thats me
<PoP-PoP> accidently shot my own foot.



<Kylratix> ok, golden rule of internet dating
<Kylratix> get a picture of their full body



<par1ments> you deaf kenf?
<kenf> Yes.
<slackor> you should team up with a blind guy for 120 minutes of comedy



<DeathVipr> is it really a dress if it's two pieces?
<Sh0t> they should rename them "Boner makers"
<complex> is it really a boner if it's two pieces?



<hopscotch> i found out that dv chat when he see the word: boobs , nipple , ass and boy



<Sh0t> i ruled all in jk2
<slackor> sh0t was lando



<Trikk> sometimes I feel like lego is conducting experiments with us on the forum
<Trikk> but then I go eat some ice cream and forget about it



<Phalanx> good goddamn those two from PA are ugly bastards
<Quartzbld> well you cant really expect much from webcomic artists



<Lelon> you are contrarian
<Sh0t> nope
<Lelon> see



<heff_> you should just take the site offline so someone doesnt inadvertantly stumble across it
<heff_> and decide to throw themself out a window



<Prae> American Democracy, just knock out 2 of our towers



<DRLEGO> having the slowest processor in an irc channel is like having the smallest dick on the football team



<Prae> This live bombing of Iraq is sponsored by Microsoft, where do you want to go today



<Wertdagf> ITS A JOKE YOU STUPID RETARDS!!!! OMG!!!! O NOS, TEH WARBUKETS HAEV BENE HAKCED!!!11



<Prae> its war time, baby
<slackor> i gotta set my tivo up to record the first bombing, dont want to miss a thing



<Sh0t> Im more of a rusher than a techer for drinking



<mrX> with that [TillerMaN] hero, your units have to pay YOU to be produced.



<toNt> tuffguy: hey, let us handle the comic. you handle taking it up the poop shoot



<DRLEGO> the only reason i look at pictures on the net of other people is to see if i can make fun of them on my website..



<Piratey1> how do you pronounce xylol?
<xylol> i pronounce it "xylol"



<xylol> my name is xylol
<xylol> would you ever consider
<xylol> having sex with me



<GC> What does NASA stand for?
<GC> Need Another Seven Astronauts



<Burned> Its stuff like the Columbia shuttle disaster that really brings you down to earth



<just4helpin> How did you guys get your ideas for user names?
<Wrench> im a tool



<wig> Seriously... .45k/sec it is a joke.. I could have just gone out and taken my own photos of children in this time



<slackor> 8-Year-Old Carefully Invests Dreidel Winnings



<Sh0t> Jibe needs one of those cartoon lightbulbs to flash over his head
<Kylratix> or an anvil



<N0Hope> fuckign maerican
<N0Hope> die in twin tower fat hamburger



<DRLEGO> i love our forums they are so intresting
<DRLEGO> its like an ant farm but instead of ants its full of idiots



<Prae> somewhere in the world.... a kid is beating up a homeless person with a 3200 baud modem
<Prae> and a slow death it is



<toNt0r> featuring a fun loving bear, a yellow thing, and/or a purple thing
<DeathVipr> wow going in a whole new direction, eh?



<DeathVipr> i think someone needs to rejew for their economics test



<Bowman> Screw rocks, eggs have splash damage...



<slackor> that sounds gayer than the time i had sex with a man



<slackor> get em to organize your porn too
<slackor> i arange mine by number of holes penetrated



<slackor> fighting the last boss is like finally banging the girl you have always wanted



<BFDD> 9/11 was necessary we needed to get out of high upkeep



<Phalanx> sh0ts not black, hes just overdone



*** Quits: TITANIC (Excess Flood)



<slackor> like a domain is going to help you in the year 2037, you need shotguns and ramen noodles then



<DeathVipr> its korean its not supposed to make sense



<slackor> i just e-mailed my dad a link
<slackor> and he sent me that "welcome to last year" pic



<complex> MAGIC NOW BYE
<slackor> magic...
<slackor> the gathering of virgins



*** Quits: f|ux (6 kills in a row in Unreal Tournament; MonsterKill. In Quake3; Excellent. In Counter-Strike; "Kicked by console")



<DRLEGO> GARrhhghgh
<ruin-> ohh shit drlego just lusted



<Guruchild> MY PENIS
<CJM> calm down guru noones trying to take it away from u



<slackor> If you listen, you can almost hear the muffled cries of millions of tiny unborn geeks as they are shot into a tissue.



<Liquide> i think the cleaning lady stole my warez



<mikk> i found suicide kings on morpheus
<mikk> but when i opened it, it was just some 4 second clip of a guy jacking off on some girl's face



<DeathVipr> i wonder if the sentinels ever wake up the druids just to have sex



<DeathVipr> "ok i killed the demon... you wanna fuck before i go back to the emerald dream?"
<Phalanx> ysera never puts out



<DeathVipr> the world editor is too powerful! we need to nerf it!



<[Digital]> get man_fucking_a_car.mpg
<[Digital]> ah fuck wrong window