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  • Paul Waters
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2003
    • 4402

    #1

    Blonde Joke

    Two Sister Inherit A Ranch

    Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble and are down to their last $600.

    In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchasea bull so that they can breed their own stock. Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, "When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home."

    The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she wants to buy it.

    The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no less. After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the telegraph office, and says,

    "I want to send a telegram to my sister
    telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home." The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, thenadds, "It's just 99 cents a word."

    Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has $1 left. She realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word. After thinking for a few minutes, she nods, and says, "I want you to send her the word "comfortable."

    The telegraph operator shakes his head.
    How is one word going to let her know want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her the word,'comfortable?'"

    The brunette explains, "My sister is blonde. The word is big. She'll read it slow.
    ("com-for-da-bul")


    Paul
  • foe
    Confirmed User
    • May 2002
    • 5246

    #2
    lame

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    • zentz
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      • Nov 2003
      • 8062

      #3
      blahahaha
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      • Steve
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        • Feb 2001
        • 6894

        #4

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        • Vic Lagina
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          • Jul 2003
          • 1409

          #5
          SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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          • hoe_vender
            Confirmed User
            • Dec 2003
            • 2018

            #6
            weak
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            • TweetyBird
              Confirmed User
              • Feb 2004
              • 8532

              #7
              okay...
              sig for sale.
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              • Ash@phpFX
                Confirmed User
                • Nov 2003
                • 4292

                #8
                when you work out the puchline before it happens, its not funny

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                • Holly
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Jun 2003
                  • 10017

                  #9
                  In my experience, I've found blondes to be exceptionally smart. Almost always above average in intelligence.

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                  • Xplicit
                    Confirmed User
                    • May 2003
                    • 3558

                    #10

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                    • Slick
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2001
                      • 7338

                      #11
                      A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was ticketed for littering.

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                      • kacy
                        Confirmed User
                        • Oct 2002
                        • 877

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Holly
                        In my experience, I've found blondes to be exceptionally smart. Almost always above average in intelligence.

                        I agree Holly Thank you!
                        ~Kacy

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                        • axelcat
                          Adult Locals
                          • Jun 2002
                          • 25450

                          #13

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                          • Spunky
                            I need a beer
                            • Jun 2002
                            • 133978

                            #14
                            Wasn't the best ..but humorous

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                            • Illicit
                              wtf ?
                              • Dec 2003
                              • 11895

                              #15
                              I liked it
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                              • alan-l
                                Confirmed User
                                • May 2003
                                • 2477

                                #16
                                good one

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                                • runaway
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Feb 2004
                                  • 1177

                                  #17
                                  Too long just for a blonde joke!

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                                  • Repetitive Monkey
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Feb 2004
                                    • 3505

                                    #18
                                    Something mysterious has happened. Relatively recently, blonde people were a tiny, if even at all existant minority in all but a few tiny countries up north. Then something called "hair bleach" was invented, and suddenly half the female population of any western country became blonde. What on earth is going on?

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                                    • Odin88
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jul 2003
                                      • 3267

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Repetitive Monkey
                                      Something mysterious has happened. Relatively recently, blonde people were a tiny, if even at all existant minority in all but a few tiny countries up north. Then something called "hair bleach" was invented, and suddenly half the female population of any western country became blonde. What on earth is going on?

                                      No kidding. I think there was like 1 girl in my year at school who was a true Blonde (no dark roots or anything) and about 50-60 others (including Asians and Arabs) who were Blonde.

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