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  • baddog
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
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    #1

    Is this funny?

    So, I was watching this movie the other night with my son, and in it they told this joke, do you think it is funny?


    A white guy, a black guy and a Mexican are walking down the beach together when they come across a bottle sticking out of the sand. They pick it up, dust the sand off of it, and a genie appears and tells them they can each heve one wish.

    The genie asks the black guy what his wish is, and he responds, "I want me and all of my black brothers and sisters to be returned to Africa where we can be happy and free for the rest of our lives." The genie nods his head and all the blacks are suddenly back in Africa.

    The genie asks the Mexican what his wish is, and he responds, "I want me and all of my Mexican brothers and sisters to be returned to Mexico where we can be happy and free for the rest of our lives." The genie nods his head and all the Mexicans are suddenly back in Mexico.

    The genie then asks the white guy what his wish is. The guy thinks for a minute, and asks, "so, all the Mexicans and blacks are gone?"

    "Yes," the genie responds.

    "Okay, then I will just have a Coke."
  • chemicaleyes
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    • Aug 2003
    • 11569

    #2
    No, not really funny to me. What film is it from?
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    • baddog
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      • Apr 2001
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      #3
      Originally posted by chemicaleyes
      No, not really funny to me. What film is it from?
      The Boondock Saints

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      • Mr. Marks
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        • Jun 2001
        • 7517

        #4
        uhmm...in some sort of way because
        they call it a joke, but when taken
        seriously, it can heat things up.

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        • boneless
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          • Dec 2002
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          #5
          Originally posted by baddog


          The Boondock Saints
          cool movie ;)
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          • baddog
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            • Apr 2001
            • 107089

            #6
            Originally posted by boneless
            cool movie ;)
            yeah, I enjoyed it enough to watch it two nights in a row, and I rarely do that with any non-porn movie

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            • bufferover
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              • Jan 2004
              • 25222

              #7
              That's realy isn't funny

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              • Rorschach
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                • Aug 2002
                • 5579

                #8
                Fun movie but totally unfunny joke.

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                • baddog
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                  • Apr 2001
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Rorschach
                  Fun movie but totally unfunny joke.
                  what about in the context of the movie? Cuz that one guy sure thought it was funny

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                  • riosluts
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                    • Sep 2003
                    • 5250

                    #10
                    My joke is funnier
                    http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=249602

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                    • chemicaleyes
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                      • Aug 2003
                      • 11569

                      #11
                      Originally posted by baddog


                      The Boondock Saints
                      Never heard of it, a t.v. movie, never seen an advert for it and it's been around 5 years now, lol. Looks like it could be ok though, just ordered it, only £5 on amazon.

                      for those who have never heard of the film:
                      With the advent of satellite broadcasting resurrecting the art of the TV movie, films like the invigorating The Boondock Saints are becoming more frequent. Made for Sky, the movie eschews big-screen production values but is still good value for money. Although the story of two Irish-American brothers who set out on a believed divine mission to wipe out the worst of the criminal element of Boston at times seems like an imitation of the superb Dogma, both films were actually made in the same year. The film is not without its faults, notably the poor performances of Sean Patrick Flanery and Norman Reedus as the two brothers--both of whom adopt ludicrous Irish accents. Far better is Willem Dafoe, who steals the show as FBI agent Smecker, and the manic David Della Rocco. Still, The Boondock Saints is highly watchable and keeps the viewer interested throughout with a strong story, frequent black humour and arresting visuals. And there aren't many places where you will come across Billy Connolly as a Mafia contract killer.
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                      • mrthumbs
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                        • Apr 2002
                        • 11702

                        #12
                        the funny man!

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                        • 4Pics
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                          • Dec 2001
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                          #13
                          not really funny

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                          • baddog
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                            • Apr 2001
                            • 107089

                            #14
                            Originally posted by chemicaleyes

                            And there aren't many places where you will come across Billy Connolly as a Mafia contract killer.
                            you are going to give it away with stuff like that

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                            • chemicaleyes
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                              • Aug 2003
                              • 11569

                              #15
                              Originally posted by baddog


                              you are going to give it away with stuff like that
                              opps, all ignore the last line of my post & just watch the film if you haven't..

                              edit: you think most ppl on here would read enough to get to the bottom of that post
                              Last edited by chemicaleyes; 03-09-2004, 01:48 AM.
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                              • runaway
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                                • Feb 2004
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                                #16
                                That wasn't that funny!

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                                • born4porn
                                  FUKM ALL!
                                  • Jan 2004
                                  • 38781

                                  #17
                                  I am part Irish and we laugh at ourself all the time. I thought the joke was pretty fucking funny!

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                                  • fuzebox
                                    making it rain
                                    • Oct 2003
                                    • 22367

                                    #18
                                    I thought he asks for a beer, not a coke.

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                                    • Paul Waters
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                                      • Mar 2003
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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by baddog


                                      "Okay, then I will just have a Coke."
                                      Lame.



                                      Paul

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                                      • Firehorse
                                        Desire it and have it!!!
                                        • Apr 2002
                                        • 30767

                                        #20
                                        Thanks baddog that's another one to add to my ever growing list of movies to watch!
                                        MySweetEbony

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                                        • =^..^=
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                                          • Jan 2002
                                          • 6935

                                          #21
                                          I thought it was funny
                                          #RememberYourRoots #AaronMForGFYHOF

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                                          • DVTimes
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                                            • Jun 2003
                                            • 31650

                                            #22
                                            Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman on a desert Island.

                                            One finds a bottle so they open it. Pop, a genie pop out.

                                            You have a wish each the genie says.

                                            The Scotsman says I with I was back in bonnie Scotland in a castle with lots of cash. Pop, he is in Scotland with lots of cash.

                                            The Englishman says I wish I was in England with lots of sexy girls and a fast car. Pop, he is in England with all he wants.

                                            The Irishman says, I am lonely, I wish my two friends were with me.
                                            XXX

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                                            • TweetyBird
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                                              • Feb 2004
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                                              #23
                                              lol, good one
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                                              • maxdaname
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                                                • Oct 2003
                                                • 5193

                                                #24
                                                Are Mexican THAT annoying!?

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                                                • leow
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                                                  • Feb 2004
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                                                  #25
                                                  cool
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                                                  • Alex Xe

                                                    #26
                                                    I think funny

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                                                    • hoe_vender
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                                                      • Dec 2003
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                                                      #27
                                                      not funny
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                                                      • Steve
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                                                        • Feb 2001
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                                                        #28
                                                        lighten up Francis

                                                        funny

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                                                        • doornx
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                                                          • Nov 2003
                                                          • 2531

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by allanuk
                                                          Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman on a desert Island.

                                                          One finds a bottle so they open it. Pop, a genie pop out.

                                                          You have a wish each the genie says.

                                                          The Scotsman says I with I was back in bonnie Scotland in a castle with lots of cash. Pop, he is in Scotland with lots of cash.

                                                          The Englishman says I wish I was in England with lots of sexy girls and a fast car. Pop, he is in England with all he wants.

                                                          The Irishman says, I am lonely, I wish my two friends were with me.
                                                          this one is much better LOL
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                                                          • baddog
                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                            • Apr 2001
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by chemicaleyes


                                                            edit: you think most ppl on here would read enough to get to the bottom of that post
                                                            good point

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                                                            • baddog
                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                              • Apr 2001
                                                              • 107089

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by fuzebox
                                                              I thought he asks for a beer, not a coke.

                                                              not in the movie . . . maybe if he asked for a beer it would have been funnier

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                                                              • h0st
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                                                                • Jul 2001
                                                                • 1216

                                                                #32
                                                                not funnny, should it be?
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                                                                • EZRhino
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                                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                                  • 6258

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Its an ok joke but dont hate on it if its a little bit racial.

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                                                                  • kimzar
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                                                                    • Mar 2004
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    wasnt that funny

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                                                                    • Lykos
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                                                                      • Apr 2003
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Kinda funny for me;)

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