Everyone who doesn't sleep alone, here is an assignment

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  • Shoehorn!
    Die With Your Boots On
    • Oct 2003
    • 22872

    #1

    Everyone who doesn't sleep alone, here is an assignment

    If you sleep with someone, like a wife, girlfriend, sister, whatever, next time you go to sleep, and you're laying there, give her a dutch oven. Then post the hilarious results here, in either video, picture, or text form.




    For those that don't know, a dutch oven is when you fart under the covers and hold your wifes head under there until she either kicks your ass or passes out from lack of breathable oxygen.
    Last edited by Shoehorn!; 03-09-2004, 03:14 AM.
  • =^..^=
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2002
    • 6935

    #2
    Fh you are banned from reading this thread
    #RememberYourRoots #AaronMForGFYHOF

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    • Burtman
      Registered User
      • Feb 2001
      • 484

      #3
      I don't think I could get a picture of it.

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      • Shoehorn!
        Die With Your Boots On
        • Oct 2003
        • 22872

        #4
        Originally posted by Burtman
        I don't think I could get a picture of it.
        Yeah, it could be tough, but take one for the team.

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        • Firehorse
          Desire it and have it!!!
          • Apr 2002
          • 30767

          #5
          Originally posted by =^..^=
          Fh you are banned from reading this thread
          I typed this with my eyes closed!
          MySweetEbony

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          • schiz
            Confirmed User
            • Nov 2002
            • 1103

            #6
            I do it to myself all the time. Its a good ol' time.

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            • Shoehorn!
              Die With Your Boots On
              • Oct 2003
              • 22872

              #7
              Originally posted by schiz
              I do it to myself all the time. Its a good ol' time.
              HAHAHA

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              • Rorschach
                So Fucking Banned
                • Aug 2002
                • 5579

                #8
                So you're meant to do it until they're limp and not breathing? Sounds great!

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                • runaway
                  Confirmed User
                  • Feb 2004
                  • 1177

                  #9
                  HAHAH

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                  • Paul Waters
                    Confirmed User
                    • Mar 2003
                    • 4402

                    #10
                    I really don't want to give my wife a reason to not go down there.



                    Paul

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                    • Shoehorn!
                      Die With Your Boots On
                      • Oct 2003
                      • 22872

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Paul Waters
                      I really don't want to give my wife a reason to not go down there.

                      Aww come on man, make a sacrifice for the sake of our entertainment. It'll be worth it in the end.

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                      • =^..^=
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jan 2002
                        • 6935

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Mallrats
                        Brodie: Tell me, did you ever fart in front of her?

                        T.S.: No, why do you ask?

                        Brodie: I never farted in front of Renee. Last week, I let one slip and today she dumps me.

                        T.S.: Renee's not the shallow type. You're not insinuating...

                        Brodie: She was going down on me at the time.

                        T.S.: [Retches]

                        Brodie: What can I say, I was feeling relaxed, when I feel relaxed I squirt.

                        T.S.: If all she did was dump you, you got off light
                        #RememberYourRoots #AaronMForGFYHOF

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                        • Shoehorn!
                          Die With Your Boots On
                          • Oct 2003
                          • 22872

                          #13
                          Originally posted by =^..^=
                          Originally posted by Mallrats
                          Brodie: Tell me, did you ever fart in front of her?

                          T.S.: No, why do you ask?

                          Brodie: I never farted in front of Renee. Last week, I let one slip and today she dumps me.

                          T.S.: Renee's not the shallow type. You're not insinuating...

                          Brodie: She was going down on me at the time.

                          T.S.: [Retches]

                          Brodie: What can I say, I was feeling relaxed, when I feel relaxed I squirt.

                          T.S.: If all she did was dump you, you got off light

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                          • Steve
                            Confirmed User
                            • Feb 2001
                            • 6894

                            #14
                            Originally posted by =^..^=
                            Originally posted by Mallrats
                            Brodie: Tell me, did you ever fart in front of her?

                            T.S.: No, why do you ask?

                            Brodie: I never farted in front of Renee. Last week, I let one slip and today she dumps me.

                            T.S.: Renee's not the shallow type. You're not insinuating...

                            Brodie: She was going down on me at the time.

                            T.S.: [Retches]

                            Brodie: What can I say, I was feeling relaxed, when I feel relaxed I squirt.

                            T.S.: If all she did was dump you, you got off light
                            inspiration for The Farthammer?

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                            • Shoehorn!
                              Die With Your Boots On
                              • Oct 2003
                              • 22872

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Steve


                              inspiration for The Farthammer?
                              That site is damned funny.

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                              • Raf1
                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                • Oct 2003
                                • 12117

                                #16
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                                • pradaboy
                                  sell me your banners
                                  • Dec 2003
                                  • 12931

                                  #17
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                                  • Shoehorn!
                                    Die With Your Boots On
                                    • Oct 2003
                                    • 22872

                                    #18
                                    It's getting late on the mainland, DO IT.

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