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  • Sarah_Jayne
    Now with more Jayne
    • Dec 2002
    • 40077
    #1

    Best bumper sticker slogan you have seen?

    A good one makes me really laugh. I like word play.

    A few I saw last time I was home:

    - Pissed off parent of a D student
    - My kid got your honor roll student pregnant
    - This van may not be the mayflower but your daughter came across it last night
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    • swoop
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      • Oct 2003
      • 3903
      #2
      Originally posted by sarah_webinc
      - This van may not be the mayflower but your daughter came across it last night
      This is a great one!
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        • Oracle Porn
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          • Oct 2002
          • 24433
          #3
          you can't spell crap without rap.


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            • Easton
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              • Sep 2002
              • 9825
              #4
              i actually saw this on an 18-wheeler:

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                • Rorschach
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                  • Aug 2002
                  • 5579
                  #5
                  "If you don't like my driving, get off the footpath."

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                    • Worldnet
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                      • Feb 2003
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                      #6
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                        • Basic_man
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                          • Oct 2003
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                          #7
                          Originally posted by Oracle Porn
                          you can't spell crap without rap.
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                            • bignasty
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                              • Nov 2003
                              • 1421
                              #8
                              "Don't steal, the government hates competition"
                              and my favorite
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                                • alan-l
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                                  • May 2003
                                  • 2477
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Rorschach
                                  "If you don't like my driving, get off the footpath."
                                  yeah, that was a good one I saw 2 I lughed my ass off just 3-4 days ago but cannot remember now

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                                    • maxdaname
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                                      • Oct 2003
                                      • 5193
                                      #10
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                                        • reynold
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                                          • Oct 2002
                                          • 51271
                                          #11
                                          The one that says, eat natural food.
                                          and she's right in front of mcDonald's.

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                                            • baddog
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Apr 2001
                                              • 107089
                                              #12
                                              Easy doesn't do it

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                                                • CamChicks
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                                                    • vdewd
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                                                      • Feb 2004
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                                                        • Shoehorn!
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                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                          • 22872
                                                          #15
                                                          A pretty funny one out here in Hawaii says "Slow down, this ain't the mainland."

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                                                            • hottshot
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                                                              • Feb 2001
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                                                              #16
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                                                                • gornyhuy
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                                                                  • May 2002
                                                                  • 18041
                                                                  #17
                                                                  I like the biker t-shirt which on the back says "If you can read this, the bitch fell off"

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                                                                      #18
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                                                                        • Paul Waters
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                                                                          • Mar 2003
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                                                                          #19
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                                                                            • DamageX
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                                                                              • Jun 2001
                                                                              • 14293
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by gornyhuy
                                                                              I like the biker t-shirt which on the back says "If you can read this, the bitch fell off"
                                                                              Love that one.
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                                                                                • Shoehorn!
                                                                                  Die With Your Boots On
                                                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                                                  • 22872
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by gornyhuy
                                                                                  I like the biker t-shirt which on the back says "If you can read this, the bitch fell off"
                                                                                  HAHA yeah, that one is great.

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                                                                                    • overlord
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                                                                                      • Dec 2003
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                                                                                      #22
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                                                                                        • tootie
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                                                                                          • Jun 2003
                                                                                          • 6041
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          I saw one the other day that I liked alot, but it was political and I'm not in the mood to cause any drama tonight.


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                                                                                            • Vanilla
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                                                                                              • Dec 2003
                                                                                              • 8097
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by gornyhuy
                                                                                              I like the biker t-shirt which on the back says "If you can read this, the bitch fell off"
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                                                                                                    • baddog
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                                                                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                                                                      • 107089
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by tootie
                                                                                                      I saw one the other day that I liked alot, but it was political and I'm not in the mood to cause any drama tonight.
                                                                                                      send it to me, I will post it as my own

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                                                                                                        • baddog
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                                                                                                          • Apr 2001
                                                                                                          • 107089
                                                                                                          #27
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                                                                                                            • myjah
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                                                                                                              • Sep 2003
                                                                                                              • 11482
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by bignasty
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                                                                                                                • spentrent
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                                                                                                                  • Feb 2004
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                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  This was great during a walk through town on a heroic dose of acid:

                                                                                                                  What if the hokey-pokey is what it's all about?

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                                                                                                                    • mike503
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                                                                                                                      • May 2002
                                                                                                                      • 2243
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      "drive it like you stole it"
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                                                                                                                        • tootie
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                                                                                                                          • Jun 2003
                                                                                                                          • 6041
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by baddog


                                                                                                                          send it to me, I will post it as my own
                                                                                                                          Nah, it's not funny. It was just something I agreed with and I know alot of people around here don't.


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                                                                                                                            • Ash@phpFX
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                                                                                                                              • Nov 2003
                                                                                                                              • 4292
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by gornyhuy
                                                                                                                              I like the biker t-shirt which on the back says "If you can read this, the bitch fell off"
                                                                                                                              that one is great

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                                                                                                                                • TheJimmy
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                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                                                                                                  • 10747
                                                                                                                                  #33
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                                                                                                                                        • riosluts
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                                                                                                                                                • bhutocracy
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                                                                                                                                                  • Dec 2001
                                                                                                                                                  • 10218
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by spentrent
                                                                                                                                                  This was great during a walk through town on a heroic dose of acid:

                                                                                                                                                  What if the hokey-pokey is what it's all about?
                                                                                                                                                  heheheh.. but i also like the bitch fell off one.

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                                                                                                                                                    • Rico
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                                                                                                                                                      • Feb 2002
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                                                                                                                                                        • KMR Stitch
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                                                                                                                                                          • Jul 2003
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                                                                                                                                                          #39
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                                                                                                                                                            • baddog
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                                                                                                                                                              • Apr 2001
                                                                                                                                                              • 107089
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by tootie


                                                                                                                                                              Nah, it's not funny. It was just something I agreed with and I know alot of people around here don't.
                                                                                                                                                              that's okay, do I seem like a funny guy?

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                                                                                                                                                                • michel
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                                                                                                                                                                  • Mar 2002
                                                                                                                                                                  • 3420
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Oracle Porn
                                                                                                                                                                  you can't spell crap without rap.
                                                                                                                                                                  Haha, good one!

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                                                                                                                                                                    • Sarah_Jayne
                                                                                                                                                                      Now with more Jayne
                                                                                                                                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                                                                                                                                      • 40077
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by spentrent
                                                                                                                                                                      This was great during a walk through town on a heroic dose of acid:

                                                                                                                                                                      What if the hokey-pokey is what it's all about?
                                                                                                                                                                      I want that one! Exactly my level.

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                                                                                                                                                                        • Sarah_Jayne
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                                                                                                                                                                          • Dec 2002
                                                                                                                                                                          • 40077
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by baddog


                                                                                                                                                                          that's okay, do I seem like a funny guy?
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                                                                                                                                                                            • runaway
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                                                                                                                                                                              • Feb 2004
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                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              HAHAHA funny stuff!!

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                                                                                                                                                                                        • spanky part 2
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                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
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                                                                                                                                                                                                • rutopia101
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  This is a bit funny saw a american car in europe that had a bumper sticker that said

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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • Sarah_Jayne
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                                      • 40077
                                                                                                                                                                                                      #50
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by rutopia101
                                                                                                                                                                                                      This is a bit funny saw a american car in europe that had a bumper sticker that said

                                                                                                                                                                                                      WHEN THE LAST AMERICAN LEAVES MAIAMI PLEASE BRING THE FLAG
                                                                                                                                                                                                      weird to see an American car in Europe. Every once in a blue moon i will see one in the UK which is always dumb considering we drive on the other side.

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