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  • Buff
    GFY Assassin
    • May 2003
    • 2993
    #1

    It's Monday Morning -- Who Among You Needs Your Ass Whupped?

    Violence settles disputes much more effectively than dialogue, despite what drivel the current wisdom brainwashes you with. Violence is THE solution.

    Standing offer to all GFYers: I am available for you to vent your rage and/or humiliation. If you need someone to fight, I'm your guy.

    Only stipulation: No pussies, sissies, candy asses, nancy boys, women, or spastic non-athletes.

    Step on up and earn your respect.

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    • Murphy_Dog
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2004
      • 311
      #2
      Going to the "Pimpdog" school of marketing now?

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        • Va2k
          I’m still alive barley.
          • Oct 2001
          • 10060
          #3
          Originally posted by Murphy_Dog
          Going to the "Pimpdog" school of marketing now?

          Theres only one pimpdog ( a short prayer of thanks ) We don't need another.

          Please and thank you.

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            • Buff
              GFY Assassin
              • May 2003
              • 2993
              #4
              Originally posted by Murphy_Dog
              Going to the "Pimpdog" school of marketing now?

              Theres only one pimpdog ( a short prayer of thanks ) We don't need another.

              Please and thank you.
              Who? Don't compare me to anyone. That could be grounds for getting your ass kicked.

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                • Murphy_Dog
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 311
                  #5
                  Who? Don't compare me to anyone. That could be grounds for getting your ass kicked.
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                  Don't even think about it. Been here WAY before you!

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                    • XxXotic
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jun 2002
                      • 8500
                      #6
                      when ya comin to baton rouge?
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                        • Ross
                          Ik ben een aap
                          • Sep 2002
                          • 18874
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Buff


                          Who? Don't compare me to anyone. That could be grounds for getting your ass kicked.
                          Gotta love keyboard warriors

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                            • Buff
                              GFY Assassin
                              • May 2003
                              • 2993
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Ross
                              Gotta love keyboard warriors
                              Welcome to GFY, newbie.

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                                • Rankings
                                  Adult SEO
                                  • Jan 2004
                                  • 10633
                                  #9
                                  wow dude, im sure you big and im sure your strong and im sure you can whoop some ass, but no one cares. im not provoking you in anyway but this anger deal is crazy. your threating alot of people and i read earlier a comment you made about no two people on this board could whoop you, but this board consists of way more then two people and i just seems like suicide to threat such a broad span of people
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                                    • dantheman
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                                      • May 2002
                                      • 3308
                                      #10
                                      When you come in on Monday and you're not feeling real well, does anyone say to you, "Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays?"
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                                        • sandman!
                                          Icq: 14420613
                                          • Mar 2001
                                          • 15427
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Buff
                                          Violence settles disputes much more effectively than dialogue, despite what drivel the current wisdom brainwashes you with. Violence is THE solution.

                                          Standing offer to all GFYers: I am available for you to vent your rage and/or humiliation. If you need someone to fight, I'm your guy.

                                          Only stipulation: No pussies, sissies, candy asses, nancy boys, women, or spastic non-athletes.

                                          Step on up and earn your respect.

                                          Buff
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                                            • Buff
                                              GFY Assassin
                                              • May 2003
                                              • 2993
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by dantheman
                                              When you come in on Monday and you're not feeling real well, does anyone say to you, "Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays?"
                                              Naw. Naw man! Naw! I do believe you could get your ass kicked for saying something like that.

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                                                • Ross
                                                  Ik ben een aap
                                                  • Sep 2002
                                                  • 18874
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Buff


                                                  Welcome to GFY, newbie.
                                                  I'm feeling the love!

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                                                    • Murphy_Dog
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jan 2004
                                                      • 311
                                                      #14
                                                      wow dude, im sure you big and im sure your strong and im sure you can whoop some ass, but no one cares.
                                                      Well. if you had seen his penis you would understand. Big Ego = Small Penis. Big and strong = Small Penis. Excessive roid use = Small Penis.

                                                      Buff is just suffering from "Small Penis" disorder. I'm sorry Buff, but there is no cure.



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                                                        • Phoenix
                                                          BACON BACON BACON
                                                          • Nov 2002
                                                          • 35475
                                                          #15
                                                          i could use a good kick upside the head

                                                          might knock some sense into me..lol
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                                                            • Buff
                                                              GFY Assassin
                                                              • May 2003
                                                              • 2993
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by Murphy_Dog


                                                              Well. if you had seen his penis you would understand. Big Ego = Small Penis. Big and strong = Small Penis. Excessive roid use = Small Penis.

                                                              Buff is just suffering from "Small Penis" disorder. I'm sorry Buff, but there is no cure.
                                                              If that were true than what is all the spam I'm getting for?

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                                                                • Peter Romero
                                                                  Long time no happy ending
                                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                                  • 10604
                                                                  #17
                                                                  I could use a good ass whoopin. Come over after lunch, I'm having your girlfriend over for dinner & I need time to clean up the can of whoop-ass offa the front yard when I beat you down in the driveway.


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                                                                    • sickkittens
                                                                      I am a meat popsicle.
                                                                      • Jul 2002
                                                                      • 25100
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by Ross
                                                                      Gotta love keyboard warriors

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                                                                        • Buff
                                                                          GFY Assassin
                                                                          • May 2003
                                                                          • 2993
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by POV Porn guy
                                                                          I could use a good ass whoopin. Come over after lunch, I'm having your girlfriend over for dinner & I need time to clean up the can of whoop-ass offa the front yard when I beat you down in the driveway.
                                                                          Haha, my girlfriend could beat YOUR ass down!

                                                                          Hey, how many thousands of sign-ups did you get from Superhero Brand0n's Genetically Enhanced Traffic?

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                                                                            • Rob
                                                                              I'm a great bowler.
                                                                              • Nov 2003
                                                                              • 13310
                                                                              #20
                                                                              The people that brag about being able to fight are usually the ones that couldn't fight their ways out of a wet paper bag! It's the quiet ones you have to look out for.

                                                                              If you have to boost yourself up and pretend you can fight then you're probably not worth my time.

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                                                                                • Honeyslut
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                                                  • 6436
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Yes, a spanking sounds kinky to me !
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                                                                                    • Buff
                                                                                      GFY Assassin
                                                                                      • May 2003
                                                                                      • 2993
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by HighOnAcid
                                                                                      The people that brag about being able to fight are usually the ones that couldn't fight their ways out of a wet paper bag! It's the quiet ones you have to look out for.

                                                                                      If you have to boost yourself up and pretend you can fight then you're probably not worth my time.
                                                                                      You stupid pussy. Have you ever watched a boxing press conference? I suppose Roy Jones, Jr., James Toney, Mike Tyson, Lennox Lewis, and Ivan Drago are all non-fighting pussies?

                                                                                      I have always found that the people who say "I have always found..." are talking out their fucking ass.

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                                                                                        • fuelcell
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Jun 2003
                                                                                          • 1525
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by HighOnAcid
                                                                                          The people that brag about being able to fight are usually the ones that couldn't fight their ways out of a wet paper bag! It's the quiet ones you have to look out for.

                                                                                          If you have to boost yourself up and pretend you can fight then you're probably not worth my time.
                                                                                          Pssst! Look behind the curtain!
                                                                                          Beat it. Nothing to see here.

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                                                                                            • Buff
                                                                                              GFY Assassin
                                                                                              • May 2003
                                                                                              • 2993
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by Honeyslut
                                                                                              Yes, a spanking sounds kinky to me !
                                                                                              ewww! girl germs!

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                                                                                                • Rob
                                                                                                  I'm a great bowler.
                                                                                                  • Nov 2003
                                                                                                  • 13310
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Buff


                                                                                                  You stupid pussy. Have you ever watched a boxing press conference? I suppose Roy Jones, Jr., James Toney, Mike Tyson, Lennox Lewis, and Ivan Drago are all non-fighting pussies?

                                                                                                  I have always found that the people who say "I have always found..." are talking out their fucking ass.
                                                                                                  Listen up, Caveman. If you weren't so ignorant (must be with all your brain cells getting constantly bashed in) then you'd realize that boxing is a SHOW! They boost up the fights by talking shit to each other - it makes for better ratings. Nobody is goig to watch a fight that has a love-fest press conference. Pull your head out of your ass long enough to figure that out.

                                                                                                  All your chest pounding is only making you look more and more idiotic. So what if you can fight, honestly I could give a shit less if you were Bruce Lee or Urkel. Either way, you're a dumbass that is probably 5' 2" and 115lbs soaking wet.

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                                                                                                    • Peter Romero
                                                                                                      Long time no happy ending
                                                                                                      • Feb 2003
                                                                                                      • 10604
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by Buff


                                                                                                      Haha, my girlfriend could beat YOUR ass down!

                                                                                                      Hey, how many thousands of sign-ups did you get from Superhero Brand0n's Genetically Enhanced Traffic?
                                                                                                      Zero! Zilch! Nada! Nothing!


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                                                                                                        • Peter Romero
                                                                                                          Long time no happy ending
                                                                                                          • Feb 2003
                                                                                                          • 10604
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by HighOnAcid
                                                                                                          Either way, you're a dumbass that is probably 5' 2" and 115lbs soaking wet.
                                                                                                          Hey! He is twice that weight at least!


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                                                                                                            • Honeyslut
                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                                                                              • 6436
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by Buff


                                                                                                              ewww! girl germs!
                                                                                                              Oh, yeah ! This is a man loving thread !
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                                                                                                                • mule
                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                                                                                  • 6085
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Go away, buffy
                                                                                                                  Converting like a mofo

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                                                                                                                    • LadyMischief
                                                                                                                      Orgasms N Such!
                                                                                                                      • Sep 2002
                                                                                                                      • 18135
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      I've always loved a good spanking in the morning.

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                                                                                                                        • Buff
                                                                                                                          GFY Assassin
                                                                                                                          • May 2003
                                                                                                                          • 2993
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by HighOnAcid

                                                                                                                          Listen up, Caveman. If you're too ignorant (must be with all your brain cells getting constantly bashed in) then you'd realize that boxing is a SHOW! They boost up the fights by talking shit to each other - it makes for better ratings. Nobody is goig to watch a fight that has a love-fest press conference. Pull your head out of your ass long enough to figure that out.

                                                                                                                          All your chest pounding is only making you look more and more idiotic. So what if you can fight, honestly I could give a shit less if you were Bruce Lee or Urkel. Either way, you're a dumbass that is probably 5' 2" and 115lbs soaking wet.
                                                                                                                          Pay heed, Jethro. You're a fucking pussy, as such you don't even deserve a reply from the only real hero gracing this board with his presence, but since you're an obstinate douchebag, I will explain it to you:

                                                                                                                          I can fight. I like to fight. Fighting is great for conflict resolution. Just because I talk about fighting doesn't mean I can't fight. People who can fight talk about fighting, including some people who make a living by fighting. Your theory is as bankrupt as your savings account.

                                                                                                                          Now move along before you get a knuckle sandwich.

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                                                                                                                            • Buff
                                                                                                                              GFY Assassin
                                                                                                                              • May 2003
                                                                                                                              • 2993
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by POV Porn guy


                                                                                                                              Zero! Zilch! Nada! Nothing!
                                                                                                                              You should post that shit and call him out -- after all that shit talking he did!

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                                                                                                                                • gurubucks
                                                                                                                                  Registered User
                                                                                                                                  • Feb 2004
                                                                                                                                  • 33
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Buff


                                                                                                                                  Haha, my girlfriend could beat YOUR ass down!

                                                                                                                                  Hey, how many thousands of sign-ups did you get from Superhero Brand0n's Genetically Enhanced Traffic?

                                                                                                                                  Buffy and his Girlfriends..

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                                                                                                                                    • NBDesign
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                                                                                                                                      • Jan 2003
                                                                                                                                      • 5814
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by LadyMischief
                                                                                                                                      I've always loved a good spanking in the morning.

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                                                                                                                                        • mule
                                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                                                                                                          • 6085
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by LadyMischief
                                                                                                                                          I've always loved a good spanking in the morning.
                                                                                                                                          Converting like a mofo

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                                                                                                                                            • Rob
                                                                                                                                              I'm a great bowler.
                                                                                                                                              • Nov 2003
                                                                                                                                              • 13310
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Just did a Google Image search for "BUFF" and I shit you not, this is the first image that popped up!



                                                                                                                                              - The Truth shall set you free!

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                                                                                                                                                • Buff
                                                                                                                                                  GFY Assassin
                                                                                                                                                  • May 2003
                                                                                                                                                  • 2993
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by HighOnAcid
                                                                                                                                                  Just did a Google Image search for "BUFF" and I shit you not, this is the first image that popped up!



                                                                                                                                                  - The Truth shall set you free!
                                                                                                                                                  Mike AI swore to me they'd never use that footage....

                                                                                                                                                  *ahem* that was from my uh... early days in porn... ummm... before I understood how things worked and uhhh... HEY, IT WAS FATHER O'RYAN'S IDEA, OK???

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                                                                                                                                                    • Joshua
                                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                      • Feb 2002
                                                                                                                                                      • 1450
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by XxXotic
                                                                                                                                                      when ya comin to baton rouge?
                                                                                                                                                      Bet that goes ignored like it has been.
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                                                                                                                                                        • Buff
                                                                                                                                                          GFY Assassin
                                                                                                                                                          • May 2003
                                                                                                                                                          • 2993
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Joshua
                                                                                                                                                          Bet that goes ignored like it has been.
                                                                                                                                                          Bet you should shut your fucking dicksucker like it hasn't been.

                                                                                                                                                          XxX, I have no idea when I can get up there, but I look forward to seeing you at Mardi Gras so you can hold the camera while I kick ThunderPussy's teeth in.

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                                                                                                                                                            • Rob
                                                                                                                                                              I'm a great bowler.
                                                                                                                                                              • Nov 2003
                                                                                                                                                              • 13310
                                                                                                                                                              #40

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                                                                                                                                                                • brand0n
                                                                                                                                                                  been very busy
                                                                                                                                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                                                                  • 26983
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
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                                                                                                                                                                    • Anthony_A
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                                                                                                                                                                      • Feb 2003
                                                                                                                                                                      • 1219
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Buff,

                                                                                                                                                                      Did you throwdown with XXXotic? That would be interesting, as XXX is a professional MMA/NHB fighter.
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                                                                                                                                                                        • Buff
                                                                                                                                                                          GFY Assassin
                                                                                                                                                                          • May 2003
                                                                                                                                                                          • 2993
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Anthony_A
                                                                                                                                                                          Buff,

                                                                                                                                                                          Did you throwdown with XXXotic? That would be interesting, as XXX is a professional MMA/NHB fighter.
                                                                                                                                                                          Nah, we agreed to meet up at Mardi Gras.

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                                                                                                                                                                            • Joshua
                                                                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                              • Feb 2002
                                                                                                                                                                              • 1450
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Buff


                                                                                                                                                                              Bet you should shut your fucking dicksucker like it hasn't been.

                                                                                                                                                                              XxX, I have no idea when I can get up there, but I look forward to seeing you at Mardi Gras so you can hold the camera while I kick ThunderPussy's teeth in.
                                                                                                                                                                              Or else...?
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                                                                                                                                                                                • Buff
                                                                                                                                                                                  GFY Assassin
                                                                                                                                                                                  • May 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 2993
                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Joshua
                                                                                                                                                                                  Or else...?
                                                                                                                                                                                  Joshua, you've been nipping at my heel like a little puppy looking for some attention. Do you want me to give you some attention, little puppy?

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                                                                                                                                                                                    • Buff
                                                                                                                                                                                      GFY Assassin
                                                                                                                                                                                      • May 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                      • 2993
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      bump

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                                                                                                                                                                                        • hoe_vender
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • Dec 2003
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                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
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                                                                                                                                                                                            • quiet
                                                                                                                                                                                              we'll miss you our friend. RIP
                                                                                                                                                                                              • Sep 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                              • 25115
                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              did you ever manage to get financing to head to Iraq and capture 'enemies' for cash?
                                                                                                                                                                                              we'll miss you our friend. RIP

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                                                                                                                                                                                                • XxXotic
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • 8500
                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • Ice
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                                      • 26053
                                                                                                                                                                                                      #50
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Buff is so sexy when he tries to be mean
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