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  • Amputate Your Head
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    • Aug 2001
    • 39075

    #1

    More movies that suck

    horrible fucking movies:

    About Schmidt: bizarre and slow
    Lost In Translation: also bizarre and slow, and add boring to the list.
    Daredevil: Something about seeing Ben Afleck in skin tight red leather is very disturbing.
    Hulk: was on the fence for a long time with this one, but have now decided that it does indeed suck.
    League of Extraordinary Gentlemen: absolutely fucking horrible. DO NOT RENT THIS MOVIE!
    Freddy vs. Jason: serious cheese overdose. But for the record, I'm glad Jason kicked that stupid fuckers ass.
    Underworld: *sigh*.... sorry, I'm still not buying into the vampire thing.
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  • He-Man
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    • Jan 2002
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    #2
    I thought Lost in Translation was a nice easy movie with good acting. What sort of movies do you like Amputate Your Head?
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    • quiet
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      • Sep 2001
      • 25115

      #3
      didn't see any of the movies you mentioned, except for Hulk and Lost...

      Hulk sucked.

      I enjoyed lost in translation though. Absolutely stunning cinematography. solid acting, though the script was weak at times. the film was more about location than anything else imo.
      we'll miss you our friend. RIP

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      • Amputate Your Head
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        • Aug 2001
        • 39075

        #4
        Originally posted by He-Man
        I thought Lost in Translation was a nice easy movie with good acting. What sort of movies doe you like Amputate Your Head?
        a nice movie with good acting?? That movie was so damned boring I nearly turned it off halfway through.... kept waiting for something to happen.... anything to happen..... and it never did. So it boils down to 2 hours of some lame schmuck's life that goes to Japan and is miserable.

        woohoo! Not. Who the hell thought anyone would be interested in that?


        anyway..... moving on. some GOOD movies:

        SeaBiscuit
        Intolerable Cruelty
        Oceans Eleven
        Pulp Fiction
        Cabin Fever
        Basic
        American Pie
        Van Wilder
        U571
        etc....
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        • hova
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          • Jan 2002
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          #5
          Lost in Translation was a good movie, the rest of the list all suck. The Hulk is one of the worst I have ever seen, but the worst movie is a certain movie one of our fellow GFYers wanted me to go to. The movie was: ONE MOTHERFUCKING HOUR MOTHERFUCKING PHOTO
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          • hova
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            • Jan 2002
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            #6
            Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


            a nice movie with good acting?? That movie was so damned boring I nearly turned it off halfway through.... kept waiting for something to happen.... anything to happen..... and it never did. So it boils down to 2 hours of some lame schmuck's life that goes to Japan and is miserable.

            woohoo! Not. Who the hell thought anyone would be interested in that?


            anyway..... moving on. some GOOD movies:


            Oceans Eleven
            Pulp Fiction
            Cabin Fever
            Basic
            Van Wilder
            U571
            etc....
            Van Wilder is a funny movie, looks a bit strange in that list (wich I had to edit, because you made some typos)
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            • Anna_O
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              #7
              How can you not like Freddy vs Jason? It's hillarious


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              • He-Man
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                #8
                Originally posted by hova
                Lost in Translation was a good movie, the rest of the list all suck. The Hulk is one of the worst I have ever seen, but the worst movie is a certain movie one of our fellow GFYers wanted me to go to. The movie was: ONE MOTHERFUCKING HOUR MOTHERFUCKING PHOTO
                I apologized many times for taking you to see that one. I honestly thought it was Insomnia. But you made me watch the Hulk. That?s right people; HOVA OWNS THE HULK!
                "We don't make mistakes, we have happy little accidents."

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                • Amputate Your Head
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                  • Aug 2001
                  • 39075

                  #9
                  yeah, One Hour Photo was pretty bad too.....

                  and that other one Robin Williams did a while ago... I think it was something started with an "I".... can't remember the name now.


                  where he was some whack job writer in some cabin and killed someone....
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                  • Joe Citizen
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                    • Oct 2003
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                    #10
                    Some more shitty movies:

                    Any Star Wars movie.
                    Any Matrix Movie.
                    Forrest Gump.
                    Any film with Will Smith except for Six Degrees of Separation.

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                    • Amputate Your Head
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                      • Aug 2001
                      • 39075

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Anna_O
                      How can you not like Freddy vs Jason? It's hillarious
                      it's just too cheesy. I don't mind lowbrow, but it's gotta be funny/witty lowbrow. Freddy flicks are just... well, bad.
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                      • He-Man
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                        yeah, One Hour Photo was pretty bad too.....

                        and that other one Robin Williams did a while ago... I think it was something started with an "I".... can't remember the name now.


                        where he was some whack job writer in some cabin and killed someone....
                        "We don't make mistakes, we have happy little accidents."

                        Bob "King of the Canvas" Ross

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                        • Amputate Your Head
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                          • Aug 2001
                          • 39075

                          #13
                          and add The Royal Tenenbaums to the list of crap movies too...

                          i like everyone that was in that movie, but the movie itself was too fucking weird.
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                          • Amputate Your Head
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                            • Aug 2001
                            • 39075

                            #14
                            Also, The Medallion. Jackie Chan. I rented this one by accident.... meant to get something else, but The Medallion was in the case when I got home, so fuck it.... I watched it.

                            shouldn't have.


                            but then Jackie Chan movies are bad anyway and I knew this.
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                            • hova
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                              • Jan 2002
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                              Also, The Medallion. Jackie Chan. I rented this one by accident.... meant to get something else, but The Medallion was in the case when I got home, so fuck it.... I watched it.

                              shouldn't have.


                              but then Jackie Chan movies are bad anyway and I knew this.
                              JAckie Chan movies all suck ass.

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                              • He-Man
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                                #16
                                Oow oow, can I be the first to say 'Waterworld'. Hihi it went only 110 mil over it's 50 mil budget .
                                "We don't make mistakes, we have happy little accidents."

                                Bob "King of the Canvas" Ross

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                                • Amputate Your Head
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                                  • Aug 2001
                                  • 39075

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by hova


                                  JAckie Chan movies all suck ass.

                                  I officialyapologize for owning the hulk, please dont hate me for it
                                  yeah, I own it too..... I used to buy all my movies. Just this year started renting them first, because it seemed everything coming out was crap, and I got sick of burning $20 a pop on these movies that are complete junk.

                                  in fact, I should really go through my collection and eliminate 75% of the shit in there. I think Blockbuster will take trades now.... give you like, half off on movie purchases if you trade in.
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                                  • Dveron
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                                    • Dec 2002
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                                    #18
                                    Except ROTK, Lost in Translation was one of the best films I've seen in ages. Pretty patchy script made up for by great direction and performances. Just perfect acting by Murray, especially in the second half of the film, he should have won oscar imho
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                                    • Trent Edison
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                                      • Jun 2003
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                                      #19
                                      Some useful info in this thread. Thanx guys.

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                                      • zzgundamnzz
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                                        • Apr 2002
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by hova


                                        JAckie Chan movies all suck ass.

                                        I officialyapologize for owning the hulk, please dont hate me for it
                                        Jackie Chan's movies always have sorry endings. Anybody see Rumble in the Bronx? Damn the ending left you with WTF the movies over?


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                                        • hova
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                                          • Jan 2002
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


                                          yeah, I own it too..... I used to buy all my movies. Just this year started renting them first, because it seemed everything coming out was crap, and I got sick of burning $20 a pop on these movies that are complete junk.

                                          in fact, I should really go through my collection and eliminate 75% of the shit in there. I think Blockbuster will take trades now.... give you like, half off on movie purchases if you trade in.
                                          I buy a lot, used to buy allmost everything. I dont like to rent, and I dont really car about spening 15$ on a dvd I only watch ones. I just like the view of a shitload of dvd's
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                                          • Amputate Your Head
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                                            • Aug 2001
                                            • 39075

                                            #22
                                            Once Upon A Time In Mexico


                                            (drumroll.....)



                                            suck.



                                            I watched this one twice to make sure I didn't miss something important, and after the second watching.... no, I didn't miss anything. It sucked.
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                                            • hoe_vender
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                                              • Dec 2003
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                                              #23
                                              The Hulk was so bad i was disappointed
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                                              • Gunni
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                                                • Apr 2003
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                                                #24
                                                Jackie Chan sn't always terrible, Rush hour 1 & 2 ruled!!
                                                (Chris Tucker was brilliant!!)

                                                I have to add a good movie, Shawshank Redemption is pretty fucking good!!

                                                And for the bad ones, how about "The Postman"??

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                                                • hova
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                                  Once Upon A Time In Mexico


                                                  (drumroll.....)



                                                  suck.



                                                  I watched this one twice to make sure I didn't miss something important, and after the second watching.... no, I didn't miss anything. It sucked.
                                                  Thanks man, I thought I was the only one! I turned it off the first time, but had to try it again and watched the whole shitty thing. Big time dissapointment!
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                                                  • Gunni
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                                                    • Apr 2003
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                                                    #26
                                                    Oh, and anyone seen Rosemaries baby?
                                                    What a fucking waste of time that was!!

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                                                    • Amputate Your Head
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                                                      • Aug 2001
                                                      • 39075

                                                      #27
                                                      a lot of movies fall into the middle range too.... not necessarily horrible movies, but ones you don't ever really wanna see again....


                                                      Not a bad movie, but not like I need to see it again either:

                                                      Radio
                                                      Open Range
                                                      Hollow Man
                                                      Runaway Jury
                                                      etc....
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                                                      • hova
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                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Gunni
                                                        Jackie Chan sn't always terrible, Rush hour 1 & 2 ruled!!
                                                        (Chris Tucker was brilliant!!)

                                                        I have to add a good movie, Shawshank Redemption is pretty fucking good!!

                                                        And for the bad ones, how about "The Postman"??
                                                        Rush Hour 1 was okay, but that wasn't thanks to that Jackie Chan! And why would one post a good movie in a "more movies that suck thread"??

                                                        And the postmen sucks mucho
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                                                        • hova
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                                                          #29
                                                          And what about "the mothman prophecies"?
                                                          or "Driven"??
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                                                          • Gunni
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                                                            • Apr 2003
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by hova

                                                            And why would one post a good movie in a "more movies that suck thread"??
                                                            Just trying to minimize the negativity

                                                            More movies that suck; Just about all Van Damme and Steven Segal movies!

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                                                            • gornyhuy
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                                                              • May 2002
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                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by quiet
                                                              didn't see any of the movies you mentioned, except for Hulk and Lost...

                                                              Hulk sucked.

                                                              I enjoyed lost in translation though. Absolutely stunning cinematography. solid acting, though the script was weak at times. the film was more about location than anything else imo.
                                                              I loved Lost In Translation as well, and the script was mostly improvised in the middle of the night, so It was pretty damned good for NO script.

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                                                              • OldJeff
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                                                                • Feb 2003
                                                                • 2513

                                                                #32
                                                                Movies I can watch countless times

                                                                Godfather
                                                                Godfather 2
                                                                Casablanca
                                                                Pulp Fiction
                                                                Steel Magnolia's (OK so I like chick flicks)
                                                                Moonstruck
                                                                My Cousin Vinny
                                                                12 Angry Men (Either one original or remake)
                                                                Shindlers List
                                                                Silence of the Lambs

                                                                Movies I wouldn't watch again at gunpoint

                                                                The Avengers
                                                                Daredevil
                                                                Titanic
                                                                The Astronauts Wife
                                                                Any slasher movie ever made
                                                                The Ring
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                                                                • gornyhuy
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                                                  yeah, One Hour Photo was pretty bad too.....

                                                                  and that other one Robin Williams did a while ago... I think it was something started with an "I".... can't remember the name now.


                                                                  where he was some whack job writer in some cabin and killed someone....
                                                                  Insomnia.

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                                                                  • hova
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Gunni


                                                                    Just trying to minimize the negativity

                                                                    More movies that suck; Just about all Van Damme and Steven Segal movies!
                                                                    Steven Segal and Jean Claude have both never made a decent movie, remember Street Fighter? or Glimmerman??

                                                                    The avengers has to be one of the worst ever, I forgot about it
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                                                                    • Gunni
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by hova

                                                                      The avengers has to be one of the worst ever, I forgot about it
                                                                      Yeah, wasn't that the one with Sean Connery and Uma Thurman + some English guy?
                                                                      Man I think I had blocked that out!!

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                                                                      • hova
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by Gunni


                                                                        Yeah, wasn't that the one with Sean Connery and Uma Thurman + some English guy?
                                                                        Man I think I had blocked that out!!
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                                                                        • Lykos
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                                                                          • Apr 2003
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Cool

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                                                                          • pradaboy
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                                                                            • Dec 2003
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Still have to check out Lost in translation and Underworld but yeh the rest of the list sucks for sure
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                                                                            • maxdaname
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              For the record, Freddy kicked Jason's ass!

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                                                                              • blazin
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Watched House of 1000 Corpses yesterday.

                                                                                Truly one of the most disturbing films I have ever seen
                                                                                I don't endorse a god damn thing......

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                                                                                • DarkJedi
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                                                                                  • Feb 2001
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Lost In Translation was good IMO.
                                                                                  I also liked The Last Samurai a lot.

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                                                                                  • cherrylula
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                                                                                    • Jan 2002
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                                                                    yeah, One Hour Photo was pretty bad too.....

                                                                                    and that other one Robin Williams did a while ago... I think it was something started with an "I".... can't remember the name now.


                                                                                    where he was some whack job writer in some cabin and killed someone....
                                                                                    One Hour Photo was the most disappointing movie ever. I really wanted to see Robin Williams play a sick demented killer. Barely one quick bloody scene in the whole movie.

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                                                                                    • Stomped
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      I loved Lost in translation. Its very powerfull, but you must have an open mind to see it and not excepting a funny comedy from Bill Murray.

                                                                                      About Schmidt was also very good, but I wont see it again, its just TOO PAINFUL to watch.

                                                                                      Hulk SUCKED, the CGI are amazing, but the fucking plot and that crappy comic movie effect fucked up all the movie..

                                                                                      Freddy vs. Jason was a dissapointment, I was expecting to see gore and black humour and I only get cheesy effects, stupid plot, unfunny jokes and a end that sucked big time...

                                                                                      I dont mind to see the others movies because I know they sucks.

                                                                                      Something's Gotta Give also sucked BIG TIME...
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                                                                                      • He-Man
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by cherrylula


                                                                                        One Hour Photo was the most disappointing movie ever. I really wanted to see Robin Williams play a sick demented killer. Barely one quick bloody scene in the whole movie.
                                                                                        He didn't play a killer, did he?
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                                                                                        • hova
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by He-Man


                                                                                          He didn't play a killer, did he?
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                                                                                          • Ironhorse
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            From your first list, I thought Lost in Translation is worth seeing but not worth the hoopla it got, also I love Underworld but I have a thing for vampire movies. I thought Oceans Eleven was pretty lame, especially considering the cast, but maybe you have to have a soft spot for the original to really enjoy it?

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                                                                                            • He-Man
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by gornyhuy


                                                                                              Insomnia.
                                                                                              Wow, your reading skills are waaayyy better then Amp's
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                                                                                              • KraZ
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Das fucken Boot

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                                                                                                • hova
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Another fucked up movie is that Buffy the Vampire Slayer, sucks mucho ass
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                                                                                                  • eroswebmaster
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                                                                                                    • Jul 2001
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    I liked About Schmidt...I was kinda surprised at how different it was.

                                                                                                    by the pic on the dvd cover etc I was expecting some movie that would be really loopy when that's not it at all.

                                                                                                    I was totally cracking up over those letters he would send to "matumbo."
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