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Just to spice things up, when you do talk to the press, play the victum card.. Its similar to the racial card used all so often..
Say "If I were a registered Republican I bet this would not have happened"
Even if its not true, it spices things up..
Everyone loves the Consipracy strory and the man beating down victum style stories.
This will be hot.
If you like I can call you and be your publicist and coach you as to how to most benefit from your horrible event.
I shouldnt have to tell you, but when you do go on the air, be sure to have a flashcash shirt on, or something to promote.
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