Terrible weight lifting accident.

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  • Paraskass
    Confirmed User
    • May 2002
    • 5829

    #1

    Terrible weight lifting accident.



    "The rather shocking photo attached snapped in November 16th of last year by a spectator at the collegiate power lifting championships at Penn State. The unfortunate competitor, who expressed a plea to remain anonymous, remembered to surgeons that he was " stuck" at the bottom of a personal best attempt in the squat lift when he "sort of pulled his stomach in and pushed extra hard, at the same time as trying to complete the lift."
    He remembers a loud popping, splattering noise then a fierce stabbing pain and then not being able to move from the squat position. He remained in this position for about half an hour, since trying to stand caused him overwhelming agonizing pain. Paramedics arrived and applied anesthesia on the spot and carried him to an ambulance. He was rushed to surgery, where surgeons described the trauma as an explosive and aggravated prolapse of the bowel". Meanwhile it was revealed that the weight was removed from his shoulders at the time of the incident by two "spotters" on either side of the lifter. The third spotter who was standing behind the lifter was unfortunately sprayed with fecal matter at the time of the incident. This spotter promptly fainted when he realized the extent of of the injury to the lifter, who was a personal friend.

    This compounded the task of first aid officers who were at a loss as to how to treat the injury to the lifter in any case, who remained in the squatting position moaning in pain much to the consternation of the helpless audience. The hapless lifter had successful surgery to relieve the prolapse, but remained immobilized with his feet elevated in stirrups for 2 weeks to ensure "internal compliance with the surgery and that the organs retracted successfully".

    To add insult to injury, the ex-lifter required rectal stitching to partially occlude the anal orifice and stitch the rectal passage (which had significantly expanded and torn during the prolapse) and also was put on a low fiber low residue diet to combat flatulence to avoid any possibility of a recurrence. "

    http://poetry.rotten.com/weightlifter/
  • Ic3m4nZ
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2003
    • 6285

    #2
    Welcome to the internet

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    • InsaneMidget
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      • May 2002
      • 3767

      #3
      looks normal to me

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      • sickkittens
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        • Jul 2002
        • 25100

        #4
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        • fletcher
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          • Jan 2003
          • 698

          #5
          So old.
           
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          • On-top
            Confirmed User
            • Aug 2001
            • 2283

            #6
            Bad news.
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            • Spunky
              I need a beer
              • Jun 2002
              • 133978

              #7
              Rosebud?

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              • KMR Stitch
                I am cool
                • Jul 2003
                • 14494

                #8
                Anyone else on a 9600 baud Modem I just got it today!

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                • =^..^=
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jan 2002
                  • 6935

                  #9
                  Very very OLD
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                  • Mr. Marks
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                    • Jun 2001
                    • 7517

                    #10
                    tsk, tsk, tsk. bad news.

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                    • Rorschach
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Aug 2002
                      • 5579

                      #11
                      Well shit!

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                      • Paraskass
                        Confirmed User
                        • May 2002
                        • 5829

                        #12
                        I know it's old.

                        But still as bad to look at.
                        There are always new people who haven't seen that shit.

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                        • rip raster
                          Confirmed User
                          • Apr 2001
                          • 2851

                          #13
                          ouch

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                          • born4porn
                            FUKM ALL!
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 38781

                            #14
                            damn I am temporarily blind again!

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                            • booker
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jul 2002
                              • 1370

                              #15
                              Seen that before.. long long ago.

                              Never saw it for real though.. and I went to Penn State. heh
                              Xanadu024 (aim) or 286785389 (icq)
                              "Hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard."

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                              • Ic3m4nZ
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                                • Aug 2003
                                • 6285

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Rorschach
                                Well shit!

                                but that's first time I see that lol shitpassion.com

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                                • 404
                                  Confirmed abUser
                                  • Jun 2003
                                  • 1154

                                  #17
                                  nice companion piece to *******.
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                                  • Steve W
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Dec 2003
                                    • 606

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Rorschach
                                    Well shit!

                                    nice!!! finally a REAL shit fetish site?? I was going to launch one but it's hard to find GOOD-looking girls to do things with shit though

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                                    • Meta Ridley
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Sep 2003
                                      • 3433

                                      #19
                                      I submitted this to SNOPES a while back and they actually listed it.


                                      check it - http://www.snopes.com/photos/prolapse.asp
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                                      • PatrickKing
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                                        • Jan 2004
                                        • 2096

                                        #20
                                        same thing happened to me while lifting my wallet.
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