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  • AZN 4 Lyfe
    So Fucking Banned
    • Mar 2004
    • 974

    #1

    How To Fuck A Woman ?

    if she let you touch her hands and ass, how can you get her into sex? (intercourse_)
  • Spunky
    I need a beer
    • Jun 2002
    • 133978

    #2
    Lots of booze

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    • juicylinks
      So Fucking Banned
      • Apr 2001
      • 122992

      #3

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      • wyldblyss
        Confirmed User
        • Nov 2003
        • 5779

        #4
        Good heavens, you are in this business and have to ask that? Go watch a movie!

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        • SLAiN787
          Confirmed User
          • Nov 2003
          • 693

          #5

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          • Illicit
            wtf ?
            • Dec 2003
            • 11895

            #6
            Originally posted by wyldblyss
            Good heavens, you are in this business and have to ask that? Go watch a movie!
            Insert Sig Here

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            • AZN 4 Lyfe
              So Fucking Banned
              • Mar 2004
              • 974

              #7
              I see 2 famous posters in this thread.
              spinky1 and juicylinks.

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              • Spunky
                I need a beer
                • Jun 2002
                • 133978

                #8
                Spinky..Luc always makes me laugh

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                • klik
                  Confirmed User
                  • Nov 2001
                  • 5092

                  #9

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                  • xenigo
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jan 2001
                    • 8067

                    #10
                    Originally posted by AZN 4 Lyfe
                    if she let you touch her hands and ass, how can you get her into sex? (intercourse_)
                    It's usually as easy as saying "wow, I'm dying to fuck your pussy raw". You should try it sometime.

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                    • AZN 4 Lyfe
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Mar 2004
                      • 974

                      #11
                      Originally posted by xenigo


                      It's usually as easy as saying "wow, I'm dying to fuck your pussy raw". You should try it sometime.
                      will try it tonight

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                      • Illicit
                        wtf ?
                        • Dec 2003
                        • 11895

                        #12
                        just whip out your dick, and tell her to suck on it. the rest will happen naturally
                        Insert Sig Here

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                        • kenny
                          Confirmed User
                          • Mar 2002
                          • 7245

                          #13
                          Originally posted by ajpiii
                          just whip out your dick, and tell her to suck on it. the rest will happen naturally
                          Yes exactly. And please tell us the results. I am sure the results will be very positive
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                          • MadMojo
                            Registered User
                            • Dec 2003
                            • 71

                            #14
                            "Suck me beautiful!!!"
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                            • Illicit
                              wtf ?
                              • Dec 2003
                              • 11895

                              #15
                              Im not just saying that either, I really tried it once. I was amazed, she really started sucking !
                              Insert Sig Here

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                              • DamageX
                                Marketing & Strategy
                                • Jun 2001
                                • 14293

                                #16
                                Anyone got a spare bullet, so we can put this loser out of his misery?
                                Whitehat is for chumps

                                If you don't do it, somebody else will - true story!

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                                • SABAI
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jan 2001
                                  • 2880

                                  #17
                                  this is pathetic that a webmaster has to ask this

                                  Azn are you even 18 already?

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                                  • booker
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jul 2002
                                    • 1370

                                    #18
                                    Whip out a hard cock and commence to fucking.

                                    If that doesn't work, hit her with a brick.
                                    Xanadu024 (aim) or 286785389 (icq)
                                    "Hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard."

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                                    • MetaMan
                                      I AM WEB 2.0
                                      • Jan 2003
                                      • 28682

                                      #19
                                      u buy her a pepsi slurpee and take a big dump in it. work everytime.

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                                      • boardersweetie
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Oct 2003
                                        • 1889

                                        #20
                                        If you have to ask... there's no answer anyone can give you that will help...

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                                        • DBS.US
                                          Geo Cities
                                          • Aug 2003
                                          • 11842

                                          #21
                                          Go back to Ebay
                                          Have an unused domain? Make a Free Chaturbate White Label site and be making money tonight

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                                          • booker
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Jul 2002
                                            • 1370

                                            #22
                                            You could always try using more lube.
                                            Xanadu024 (aim) or 286785389 (icq)
                                            "Hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard."

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                                            • ~MistressRacin~
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Dec 2002
                                              • 687

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by AZN 4 Lyfe
                                              if she let you touch her hands and ass, how can you get her into sex? (intercourse_)
                                              1) Duct tape.
                                              2) Versed, Valium etc. Good for memory loss so when she goes to the cops about the duct tape incident she won't be able to remember shit.
                                              3) GHB/Liquid X. Recommend using with #1 if #2 is not available. Once again, it's all about the memory loss thing.
                                              4) Threats, etc. NOT recommended unless you use #2 or #3.


                                              OK, just kidding. DO NOT do the shit listed above, get busted and then say "EW, I read about it on GFY and it was the recommended way to get laid".
                                              Try a little romance. Take a shower, shave, put on cologne and take her out to dinner a few times. Maybe after the 3rd date or whatever you'll get laid. I recommend letting nature take it's course...if it's meant to be, it shall happen.
                                              No sig for you!

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                                              • maxjohan
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Dec 2002
                                                • 7219

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by AZN 4 Lyfe
                                                will try it tonight
                                                How old are you 14?

                                                I went from 100 to 313,000 satoshis in 2 days! Lots of daily freerolls...

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                                                • Platinumpimp
                                                  Logos and such.
                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                  • 10214

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by SABAI
                                                  this is pathetic that a webmaster has to ask this

                                                  Azn are you even 18 already?
                                                  I think he's used to manlove
                                                  I design logo's.

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                                                  • TweetyBird
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Feb 2004
                                                    • 8532

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by DBS.US
                                                    Go back to Ebay
                                                    lol
                                                    sig for sale.
                                                    ICQ :338213644

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                                                    • Lykos
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Apr 2003
                                                      • 31027

                                                      #27
                                                      Tell her u love her,always works for me

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                                                      • BlueDesignStudios
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Feb 2003
                                                        • 9492

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by MadMojo
                                                        "Suck me beautiful!!!"
                                                        Works like a charm...

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                                                        • latinasojourn
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                          • 3191

                                                          #29
                                                          the way to get a girl hot is mostly done by the way you talk to her. she can get really wet if you know how to work her mind.

                                                          the touching comes next.

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                                                          • Za Ha
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Oct 2001
                                                            • 5112

                                                            #30
                                                            Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?

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                                                            • runaway
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Feb 2004
                                                              • 1177

                                                              #31
                                                              hahaha

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                                                              • TurboTrucker
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                                                                • Jan 2003
                                                                • 2363

                                                                #32
                                                                I'm just curious what a [/br] tag does

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                                                                • Jason K
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                                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                                  • 110

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by wyldblyss
                                                                  Good heavens, you are in this business and have to ask that? Go watch a movie!
                                                                  LMAO

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                                                                  • 4Pics
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Dec 2001
                                                                    • 7952

                                                                    #34
                                                                    you could always pay her

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                                                                    • Tight
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Jan 2004
                                                                      • 323

                                                                      #35
                                                                      I seriously hope this thread is a joke.
                                                                      SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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                                                                      • eiht_98
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Jan 2001
                                                                        • 6103

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by AZN 4 Lyfe
                                                                        if she let you touch her hands and ass, how can you get her into sex? (intercourse_)

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                                                                        • Russian
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Dec 2003
                                                                          • 430

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by AZN 4 Lyfe
                                                                          if she let you touch her hands and ass, how can you get her into sex? (intercourse_)
                                                                          Put your penis into her vagina?
                                                                          C lick my sig

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                                                                          • Alex Xe

                                                                            #38
                                                                            LOL! Strange question

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                                                                            • smokincash
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Jan 2004
                                                                              • 429

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by wyldblyss
                                                                              Good heavens, you are in this business and have to ask that? Go watch a movie!
                                                                              DAMN RIGHT MAN !!!

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                                                                              • Paul Waters
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Mar 2003
                                                                                • 4402

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by DamageX
                                                                                Anyone got a spare bullet, so we can put this loser out of his misery?
                                                                                I think he should keep a diary.



                                                                                Paul

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                                                                                • hoe_vender
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                                                  • 2018

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  beer and lots of it works everytime
                                                                                  ICQ #286508534

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                                                                                  • SoftGalleries
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • Aug 2003
                                                                                    • 247

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    tell her this story..
                                                                                    "it was 2 years ago.. i was walking on the street... i saw my GF on the toward of the street.. yelled 'hey julianaaa' she saw me.. and i noticed a happy smile on her face.. somethnig like she wanna tell me... then she jumped on the road... and that accident happened.. she died.. when i learned she was carrying my child.. i cried alot.. and never been with a lady since then... now you are a light in the dark tunnel"
                                                                                    http://www.SoftGalleries.com

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                                                                                    • wyldblyss
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Nov 2003
                                                                                      • 5779

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by PlatinumPimp


                                                                                      I think he's used to manlove
                                                                                      Damn you! I almost chocked to death on my pop (soda for the American's) when I read that.

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                                                                                      • AZN 4 Lyfe
                                                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                                                        • Mar 2004
                                                                                        • 974

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by wyldblyss

                                                                                        Damn you! I almost chocked to death on my pop (soda for the American's) when I read that.
                                                                                        are you racist?

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                                                                                        • kenny
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Mar 2002
                                                                                          • 7245

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by AZN 4 Lyfe

                                                                                          are you racist?

                                                                                          How did you do then? You got to let us know..
                                                                                          7

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                                                                                          • xxxdesign-net
                                                                                            My hips don't lie
                                                                                            • Nov 2002
                                                                                            • 10129

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by AZN 4 Lyfe
                                                                                            if she let you touch her hands and ass, how can you get her into sex? (intercourse_)

                                                                                            Tell her you love her.. undress.. and let her do the rest





                                                                                            Respect yourself Luc!

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                                                                                            • Slick
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Feb 2001
                                                                                              • 7338

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Actually I'll let ya in on a little secret.

                                                                                              WOMEN LOVE ANAL SEX !!!!

                                                                                              So if/when you do get going, stick it in her ass, she'll definately love you for it.

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                                                                                              • Slick
                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                • Feb 2001
                                                                                                • 7338

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by xxxdesign-net



                                                                                                Tell her you love her.. undress.. and let her do the rest





                                                                                                Respect yourself Luc!
                                                                                                ROFL, ha ha ha, that's hilarious.

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                                                                                                • InsaneMidget
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • May 2002
                                                                                                  • 3767

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Just be honest and tell her what you want to do. Plus I'm cocky/confident and know I can fuck better than anyone I know so I brag and tell them that, they don't believe me, so I prove it, worked last night actually. Each girl is different, but even if they play hard to get, if they are flirting in the slightest bit and you made it known early on you don't want a girlfriend, then she is still around you to fuck, just get her cranked up and slide it in....easy...


                                                                                                  or



                                                                                                  Get her drunk.

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                                                                                                  • Platinum Dave
                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                    • Mar 2001
                                                                                                    • 2441

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by Slick

                                                                                                    ROFL, ha ha ha, that's hilarious.
                                                                                                    I think L.C is forever screwed each and everyday.


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