Has God ever spoken to you in your dreams?

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  • juicylinks
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 122992
    #1

    Has God ever spoken to you in your dreams?

    I think I might be the messiah.

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    • arial
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2002
      • 4012
      #2
      Yes, he told me to turn left when I get to the white path.

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        • Fletch XXX
          GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
          • Jan 2002
          • 60840
          #3
          Originally posted by juicylinks
          I think I might be the messiah.

          if so i hope you are burned alive like was done to my pagan brethren ;)

          and you could be crucified like the last fucking idiot that called him the messiah.

          i am all for public crucifixion.

          all fucking for it.

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            • 420
              cuck
              • Mar 2003
              • 11571
              #4
              I only talk to god when we smoke blunts together every thursday
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                • juicylinks
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Apr 2001
                  • 122992
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Fletch XXX


                  if so i hope you are burned alive like was done to my pagan brethren ;)

                  and you could be crucified like the last fucking idiot that called him the messiah.

                  i am all for public crucifixion.

                  all fucking for it.
                  There is a church out here in NY with a sign that says

                  "We have found the messiah"

                  I am gonna take apic next time i pass it

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                    • ldinternet
                      Confirmed User
                      • Apr 2001
                      • 8245
                      #6
                      Never. But I've shouted out all kinds of shit while dreaming and woken myself up with it.

                      Most recently something along the lines of, "get the fuck out you fucking loser!"

                      On top of that, I'm told that I've said all kinds of things while asleep.

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                        • media
                          Confirmed Moneymaker
                          • Apr 2002
                          • 9853
                          #7
                          I saw Jesus walk across the freeway on i-5 near sacramento...

                          Was a homeless guy, he looked at me as he was crossing the 2 northbound lanes... there were alot of cars, no one slowed down, hit brake lights or swerved.. and he causally walked thru traffic without getting hit.. It was fucking odd, and when I turned around to go wtf I didnt see him any more.. And my wife asked me "did you just see that?" Thought it was odd indeed...
                          I'm here for the violence!

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                            • stevecore
                              Confirmed User
                              • May 2003
                              • 6130
                              #8
                              only during my nocturnal emissions... "Ohhhhhh GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!"

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