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03-06-2004, 04:14 PM

...if baby wipes are available instead.

After shooting content for 6 years I'd never choose toilet paper over babywipes. Most of you don't see what content shooters get to see: toilet paper leaves smears behind and toilet-paper-balls.

There's a reason baby wipes are used to clean babies: they get you clean.
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03-06-2004, 04:16 PM

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03-06-2004, 04:16 PM

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03-06-2004, 04:17 PM

Originally posted by DonovanPhillips
...if baby wipes are available instead.

After shooting content for 6 years I'd never choose toilet paper over babywipes. Most of you don't see what content shooters get to see: toilet paper leaves smears behind and toilet-paper-balls.

There's a reason baby wipes are used to clean babies: they get you clean.

Anyone that wipes shit towards their balls is a dumbass.

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03-06-2004, 04:17 PM

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03-06-2004, 04:17 PM

Realizing you're out of toilet paper and having to use McDonald's napkins or paper towel is the worst.
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03-06-2004, 04:18 PM

Originally posted by stocktrader23

Anyone that wipes shit towards their balls is a dumbass.

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03-06-2004, 04:18 PM

Originally posted by stocktrader23

Anyone that wipes shit towards their balls is a dumbass.

Who said anything about wiping shit towards balls?
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03-06-2004, 04:19 PM

Originally posted by DonovanPhillips

Who said anything about wiping shit towards balls?

leaves smears behind and toilet-paper-balls

Last I looked my balls aren't near my shitty asshole.

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03-06-2004, 04:21 PM

this thread is getting way too technical
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03-06-2004, 04:22 PM

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03-06-2004, 04:22 PM

I've been using those wet-wipes for years. Once you get to used to being really clean, you just can't go back to "smearing" the crap off. Add a dash of Witch Hazel for a refreshing treat.

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03-06-2004, 04:23 PM

Originally posted by stocktrader23

leaves smears behind and toilet-paper-balls

Last I looked my balls aren't near my shitty asshole.

Toilet-paper-balls means "balls of toilet paper on your asshole".

I can tell you've never shot content. It really sucks when a model goes off to the bathroom for a few minutes, comes back, gets into doggy style position, and you see balls of toilet paper on her ass.

I tell all models that baby wipes are required while shooting with me.
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03-06-2004, 04:23 PM

Originally posted by DonovanPhillips
...if baby wipes are available instead.

After shooting content for 6 years I'd never choose toilet paper over babywipes. Most of you don't see what content shooters get to see: toilet paper leaves smears behind and toilet-paper-balls.

There's a reason baby wipes are used to clean babies: they get you clean.

That's very interesting. Is there anyway to get rid of the sign of the ape? You know what I'm talking about right? It's the permanant shit stain that grows in time. That dark brown that you see when you spread the ass cheeks. The skins is all discolored...

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03-06-2004, 04:23 PM

Originally posted by stocktrader23

leaves smears behind and toilet-paper-balls

Last I looked my balls aren't near my shitty asshole.

I think he means Klingons near your anus... somethings the paper will rip and get stuck... in anal pube or whatnpt
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03-06-2004, 04:24 PM

Originally posted by hottoddy
I've been using those wet-wipes for years. Once you get to used to being really clean, you just can't go back to "smearing" the crap off. Add a dash of Witch Hazel for a refreshing treat.

Exactly...
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03-06-2004, 04:26 PM

Originally posted by DonovanPhillips

Toilet-paper-balls means "balls of toilet paper on your asshole".

I can tell you've never shot content. It really sucks when a model goes off to the bathroom for a few minutes, comes back, gets into doggy style position, and you see balls of toilet paper on her ass.

I tell all models that baby wipes are required while shooting with me.

Understood. I can't believe anyone about to have a dick in their ass on film would go take a shit during a shoot though.

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03-06-2004, 04:27 PM

Originally posted by Rick Latona

That's very interesting. Is there anyway to get rid of the sign of the ape? You know what I'm talking about right? It's the permanant shit stain that grows in time. That dark brown that you see when you spread the ass cheeks. The skins is all discolored...

I think there is some sort of cosmetic bleaching process porn stars get for that.

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03-06-2004, 04:29 PM

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03-06-2004, 04:31 PM

Originally posted by stocktrader23

Understood. I can't believe anyone about to have a dick in their ass on film would go take a shit during a shoot though.

I have never in my life photographed a model getting a dick stuck in their ass.
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03-06-2004, 04:32 PM

When using toilet paper always dampen the paper along with using dry paper. This will get your ass more clean and get rid of your shit stained asshole. Shaving your hairy ass might help too.

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03-06-2004, 04:34 PM

Originally posted by cherrylula

I think there is some sort of cosmetic bleaching process porn stars get for that.

asshole bleaching

Is that true?

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03-06-2004, 04:35 PM

Originally posted by RRACY
When using toilet paper always dampen the paper along with using dry paper. This will get your ass more clean and get rid of your shit stained asshole. Shaving your hairy ass might help too.

Dampened toilet paper balls up worse than dry toilet paper. Baby wipes are the only way to go...
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03-06-2004, 04:39 PM

the shit you learn on gfy ....

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03-06-2004, 04:43 PM

Most of the people on this board have no clue about content, or working with talent.

All porn studios have baby wipess and enemas ready. usually tampons too!

girls enema before anal and baby wipes are a MUST if you plan on having talent around.

i like how guys just think these "first time anal girls" are really just taking dick in the ass first time.

yeah sure, she enemaed her ass 3 times before the shoot and didnt eat anything for 12 hours before

i bet girls like Aurora Snow douche their ass 4 times before a nice anal shoot. and surely uses baby wipes before the shoot heheh

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03-06-2004, 04:44 PM

Donny, we knew this about the toilet paper, but did ya have to bring it up? As long has you have though.

You're on a date, you go down on her and find a piece of tolilet paper in your mouth.

You're doin your nooner and its bright in the room. You flip her over for the doogy style poke, look down and see that smear of fresh poop. Could just about kill an erection.

How would you like to be a doctor, just think of what they have to put up with. At least they wear rubber gloves. All could ruin your mood for the photo shoot.

Most models know about this and take care of it. I guess amateurs or first timers may not think of it. Thank god, all the babes at the titty bars clean themselves.

When I go to the doctor, even if I think he is gonna go where I wish he wouldn't, I use the wipes.

Think this was way more than anybody wanted to hear. Maybe it was something that needed said.
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03-06-2004, 04:47 PM

Originally posted by ajpiii
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03-06-2004, 04:49 PM

Originally posted by pussyluver

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03-06-2004, 04:50 PM

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03-06-2004, 04:50 PM

The following is a perfect example... this girl was going to be photographed for a "hairy" site. The webmaster told me to send this content to him anyway, but I declined. It makes me sick to my stomach to look at this. But this is what happens with toilet paper:

Hell, I think this pic deserves its own thread...
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03-06-2004, 04:51 PM

Originally posted by Rick Latona

Is that true?

If I'm not mistaken, there was a whole thread on here one time about asshole bleaching. I can't remember who started it, though.

I'd offer to do a search for you...

but I'd rather not.

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03-06-2004, 04:52 PM

we've seen worse, but trying to forget
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03-06-2004, 04:53 PM

Originally posted by Holly
If I'm not mistaken, there was a whole thread on here one time about asshole bleaching. I can't remember who started it, though.

I'd offer to do a search for you...

but I'd rather not.

someone needs to search it, but it wont be me

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03-06-2004, 04:53 PM

Brianna Banks has a very clean and sexy asshole. There are way too many porn whores with shitty assholes. Clean them dirty, stinkin', nasty, shit stained assholes.

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03-06-2004, 04:54 PM

Originally posted by Holly
If I'm not mistaken, there was a whole thread on here one time about asshole bleaching. I can't remember who started it, though.

I'd offer to do a search for you...

but I'd rather not.

we'll look I think. For a model who is exposing her asshole all day, makes sense.
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03-06-2004, 05:02 PM

Ah, to hell with it. Somebody had to do it.

And it was Battus, btw.

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03-06-2004, 05:08 PM

Well I think most would prefer a nice sade of pink rather than shit brown! So from the thread quoted:

Originally posted by quiet
""Your asshole's too brown - do something about it or I'll dump you."

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But there are herbal alternatives which use Bearberry extract and Licorice extract, but like the acids above, can cause pain when applied to the gential area. Funny that hey - I'm not sure your ass was meant to have acidic things put into it!

To get a natural pink colour though, the best solution is to be sexually aroused. Stroking, licking or tickling the genital area will send lots of blood flowing to it and make it go a nice rosy pink."

I really don't think this is dumb at all. I wonder how many woman do this? Pron star or not?
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03-06-2004, 05:09 PM

Originally posted by Holly
Ah, to hell with it. Somebody had to do it.

And it was Battus, btw.

http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.p...hreadid=191873

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03-06-2004, 06:54 PM

Originally posted by Fletch XXX i bet girls like Aurora Snow douche their ass 4 times before a nice anal shoot. and surely uses baby wipes before the shoot heheh

Actually, she does a deep cleaning the night before, and another the morning of the shoot.

No breakfast.

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03-06-2004, 07:00 PM

How tough is it to take a shower and wash your filthy asscrack before you go strip for a photographer?

So nasty.

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03-06-2004, 07:00 PM

I loved those moist wipes... they leave all fresh and clean

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03-06-2004, 07:02 PM

hmm..

This thread makes me reevaluate the way I wipe my ass.

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03-06-2004, 07:04 PM

the worst is when you wipe and toilet paper get's stuck on some ass hair and it is not discovered till the next day when your girlfriend is like "why is there toilet paper hanging outta your ass?"
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03-06-2004, 07:04 PM

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03-06-2004, 07:58 PM

after dancing for 3 years i learned to love baby wipes....great for after you dance your ass off and get a little sweaty...when i started dancing i had a very nice girl explain to me that babywipes are the strippers quick bath/shower when a shower isn't provided by the club....

so i agree babywipes are the only way to go if they are available

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03-06-2004, 08:03 PM

I normally just take 2 showers a day instead... Usually after I take my daily shat

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03-06-2004, 08:04 PM

does anyone know what a bidet is. they are common in europe and a very good idea. some of the fancier homes have them in north america, but for some reason they never caught on, at least not yet.

the japanese started putting a kind of water pic in their "higher end" toilets.

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