Why is it that every time you get lucky on the first date

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  • Rictor
    Old Timer
    • Jan 2001
    • 12208

    #1

    Why is it that every time you get lucky on the first date

    The chick says something along the lines of "I never do this" or "I've never done this on the first date before"? Who the fuck do they think they're fooling?
  • Spudman
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2002
    • 3198

    #2
    Who the fuck do they think they're fooling?


    you. thats why they say it.























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    • freeadultcontent
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      • Oct 2002
      • 9976

      #3
      Just go along with the fantasy and stop bitchin

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      • brand0n
        been very busy
        • Nov 2002
        • 26983

        #4
        i normally here, you are going to think im a slut, but im not

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        • AaronM
          GFY Royality ;)
          • Oct 2001
          • 46917

          #5
          Originally posted by Rictor
          The chick says something along the lines of "I never do this" or "I've never done this on the first date before"? Who the fuck do they think they're fooling?

          Damn you...I thought always that it meant I was different than the rest of the guys.


          Oh well.

          Here's to sluts!

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          • polish_aristocrat
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Jul 2002
            • 40377

            #6
            i thought Rictor is gay...
            oh well, who cares
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            • StickyGreen
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              • Oct 2003
              • 13076

              #7
              if she lets you fuck on the first date you better keep it just that first date...maybe hit it a couple more times but she most likely a slut just tryin to get some stiff dick from the next dude...
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              • Veterans Day
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                • Jul 2003
                • 8403

                #8
                calling girls sluts from guys who would hit a hole in the wall is great reading
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                • Wilbo
                  Confirmed User
                  • Feb 2001
                  • 2082

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Veterans Day
                  calling girls sluts from guys who would hit a hole in the wall is great reading
                  Yup, that's what I was thinking. Just be happy you got some

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                  • Sarah_Jayne
                    Now with more Jayne
                    • Dec 2002
                    • 40077

                    #10
                    when is the last time you had a first date?

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                    • booker
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jul 2002
                      • 1370

                      #11
                      This isn't related but the conversation made me think of it..

                      Q. Why do women fake orgasms?
                      A. Because they think men care!
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                      • Veterans Day
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                        • Jul 2003
                        • 8403

                        #12
                        Originally posted by booker
                        This isn't related but the conversation made me think of it..

                        Q. Why do women fake orgasms?
                        A. Because they think men care!
                        probably cause the guy is lame and wants it to end
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                        • WiredGuy
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                          • Aug 2002
                          • 34517

                          #13
                          Originally posted by sarah_webinc
                          when is the last time you had a first date?

                          Or a date for that matter in my case
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                          • stephanie m.
                            Confirmed User
                            • Feb 2004
                            • 2484

                            #14
                            Originally posted by booker
                            This isn't related but the conversation made me think of it..

                            Q. Why do women fake orgasms?
                            A. Because they think men care!

                            Cause the guy isnt doing it for her and she dosnt wanna be rude and say, dude, u suck.


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                            • stephanie m.
                              Confirmed User
                              • Feb 2004
                              • 2484

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Rictor
                              The chick says something along the lines of "I never do this" or "I've never done this on the first date before"? Who the fuck do they think they're fooling?
                              I have had sex with very few people. AND... I have had sex on the first date. So, it was true for me.


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                              • booker
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jul 2002
                                • 1370

                                #16
                                Originally posted by stephanie m.



                                Cause the guy isnt doing it for her and she dosnt wanna be rude and say, dude, u suck.
                                Again.. "Because they think men care!"

                                It's a joke.. yet so much truth in it.. especially when you reply with something like that.
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                                "Hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard."

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                                • stephanie m.
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Feb 2004
                                  • 2484

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by booker


                                  Again.. "Because they think men care!"

                                  It's a joke.. yet so much truth in it.. especially when you reply with something like that.

                                  Hehe, boys always come right after girls fake it. I dont think its cuase u care, I think it turns you on. Am I right? All that wiggling and moanin makes ya pop.


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                                  • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
                                    best designer on GFY
                                    • Mar 2003
                                    • 30307

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Rictor
                                    The chick says something along the lines of "I never do this" or "I've never done this on the first date before"? Who the fuck do they think they're fooling?
                                    YOUR NOT UNDERSTANDING WHAT SHE IS TELLING YOU.

                                    That means "Do not plan on fucking me again but I need the hell fucked out of me tonight so your in."

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                                    • Illicit
                                      wtf ?
                                      • Dec 2003
                                      • 11895

                                      #19
                                      never had anyone say that to me. they must understand that since Im paying them, i already know their sluts.
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                                      • booker
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jul 2002
                                        • 1370

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by stephanie m.
                                        Hehe, boys always come right after girls fake it. I dont think its cuase u care, I think it turns you on. Am I right? All that wiggling and moanin makes ya pop.
                                        Not that I have any say in how you live your life, but I think you need to start hooking up with a higher class of boys there stephanie.
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                                        "Hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard."

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                                        • booker
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jul 2002
                                          • 1370

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by AlienQ


                                          YOUR NOT UNDERSTANDING WHAT SHE IS TELLING YOU.

                                          That means "Do not plan on fucking me again but I need the hell fucked out of me tonight so your in."
                                          You got that right.
                                          Xanadu024 (aim) or 286785389 (icq)
                                          "Hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard."

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                                          • CDSmith
                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                            • May 2001
                                            • 51460

                                            #22
                                            JeezLouisewithSwisscheese Rictor, you're an old married fart, when was the last time you even HAD a first date?











                                            Btw, I never do this, I'm not a slut.
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                                            • Rictor
                                              Old Timer
                                              • Jan 2001
                                              • 12208

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by StickyGreen
                                              if she lets you fuck on the first date you better keep it just that first date...maybe hit it a couple more times but she most likely a slut just tryin to get some stiff dick from the next dude...
                                              I don't know if I ever dated a girl I didn't fuck on the first date. I'm that smooth.

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                                              • Rictor
                                                Old Timer
                                                • Jan 2001
                                                • 12208

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by sarah_webinc
                                                when is the last time you had a first date?
                                                Let's see, I've been married since 1999...so I'm going to say...last week?

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                                                • Rictor
                                                  Old Timer
                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                  • 12208

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by AlienQ


                                                  YOUR NOT UNDERSTANDING WHAT SHE IS TELLING YOU.

                                                  That means "Do not plan on fucking me again but I need the hell fucked out of me tonight so your in."
                                                  But then why do they always follow it up the next morning with "You're gonna call me, right?" or "You better fucking call me because I don't do one-night stands." The second one is the psycho chicks...I dig those.

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                                                  • Rictor
                                                    Old Timer
                                                    • Jan 2001
                                                    • 12208

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                    JeezLouisewithSwisscheese Rictor, you're an old married fart, when was the last time you even HAD a first date?











                                                    Btw, I never do this, I'm not a slut.
                                                    What Laura doesn't know can't hurt me.

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                                                    • Steve
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Feb 2001
                                                      • 6894

                                                      #27
                                                      even better is the girl who "never put a condom on a cock" spitting onto your knob to make it slide on easier......

                                                      yeah, you never did THAT before

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                                                      • runaway
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                                                        • Feb 2004
                                                        • 1177

                                                        #28
                                                        Its to make you feel betta.... even if its not true!

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                                                        • CDSmith
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • May 2001
                                                          • 51460

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Rictor
                                                          What Laura doesn't know can't hurt me.
                                                          I've seen pics of Laura. She looks like she could twist your head off.

                                                          I wouldn't chance it.
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                                                          • stocktrader23
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                                                            • Jan 2003
                                                            • 18781

                                                            #30
                                                            I bet they all have a bald or almost bald snatch!


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