If The CIA approached you...

Would that citizen happen to be the prez?

I would shoot them. Kill the CIA.

I was thinking the same thing....Id do it if it were Dubya

I think it would be awesome to be a legal assassin. Like one of the people in a firing squad who executes prisoners.

of course not

not even gonna touch that one...LOL

I'm just speaking hypothetically ...if they sent you out of the country to whack a foreigner would you do it?

What if it ended up being an American?

If you have ever seen the movie confessions of a dangerous mind it makes you wonder if the guy is telling the truth or spinning some wild yarn.

Naw, too much after shock. I'd probably get nightmares all my life, if I killed someone who did no wrong...

No, I would not premediate killing someone!

People that do no wrong do not end up on hitlists.

Do I look like an idiot? I won't do it, because if I played there game, sooner or later they'll screw me.

probably indeed, hehe

actually sounds like fun



is that bad???

LOL

Nice thinking

it really depends on whom I will assasinate, bad guys? all day

If you hear tires screeching outside your home, the slam of several doors and someone knocks at your door. Don't answer it. Run out the back.

The secret service and homeland security are probably outside ready to bust your ass.

Even the most joking of threats against the pr3z can lead to knocks on the door.

You watch to much movies!

i know, right! hope he dont live in the US

sure... i have a short memory

man that is no joke bro, the secret service will throw you ass in jail for comments like that... (it is the same as saying bomb on an airplane, they take that shit REAL serious)

CIA doesnt kill people, they contract people. State department DOES kill people. Big difference.

When you think of real James Bond shit, IE: A License to kill, thats the State Department.

They all have diplomatic immunity.

Secret Service guards president, family members of senators , president, white house, and secure national PUBLIC areas, like Congress.


FBI : National Police, not murderers.

CIA: Worldwide police, IE: not murderers. They aid in capture of criminals all over the world, they do wiretaps, bug peoples offices, steal documents, spy crap.

NSA: National Security Administration, these people deal with nuclear and or "hidden" secrets. These are the goon squad of the usa, you steal a nuclear missle, these guys come to greet you, no matter where in the world you hide.

State Department, baddest bitches of them all, they deal with everything above except they have instant diplomatic immunity in every country we have diplomacy relations with.


IE: Bush wants someone dead, the SD find the guy, hes sitting in a bar in Prague, dude walks in, shoots him dead center, walks out, hops in a car, and hes gone.



Look up online on their sites what each ones do, they will tell you very plainly and simply. The state Department has the Job Title of Field Mediator open. Guess what it is.



NSA: http://www.nsa.gov/home_html.cfm

State Department: http://www.state.gov



BTW from the CIA's Own website

http://www.cia.gov/cia/public_affairs/faq.html#1


"The CIA has been accused of conducting assassinations and engaging in drug trafficking. What are the facts?

The CIA does neither. Executive Order 12333 of 1981 explicitly prohibits the Central Intelligence Agency from engaging, either directly or indirectly, in assassinations. Internal safeguards and the congressional oversight process assure compliance.

Regarding recent allegations of CIA involvement in drug trafficking, the CIA Inspector General* found no evidence to substantiate the charges that the CIA or its employees conspired with or assisted Contra-related organizations or individuals in drug trafficking to raise funds for the Contras or for any other purpose. In fact, the CIA plays a crucial role in combating drug trafficking by providing intelligence information to the Drug Enforcement Administration, the Federal Bureau of Investigation, and the State Department. "


No shit, not kidding, the State Department is the USA's James Bond.

I dont care who it is, I'll do it - even if its shit money (as long as expenses taken care off)


Where do I signup?



P.S.

this applies to everyone, not just the CIA so hit me up - im free for a couple months

Fuck, that's my dream job.

I would do it .. i would assasinate all american citizens ..if thats the way they wanted it

What's the pay? Any beneifts?

No way, you can never turn back.

True, it's no joke. People who make comments like that don't realise the consequences. Even if it's a joke, the secret service will take it seriously. Eminem was investigated by them not so long ago because of a song he made.
You really shouldn't make such comments if you value your privacy.

Hello,

I want you to join our <s>spe</s>cia<s>l</s> agency

What killing skills do they think I have?

Do they want me to hit the mark over the head a couple hundred times with a keyboard?

Or poison his mind with my dazzling wit?

Or throw ninja mice at him until he is quite annoyed and offs himself?

If you want to defeat civil liberty injustices like Carnivore or phone tapping, you MUST make a statement like this is every single email and phone call... anything that can be monitored.

Signal-to-noise my brother.

We at the <s>spe</s>cia<s>l</s> company, dont care what methonds you use to preform your task. Just as long as you dont get caught.

haha, if your're not around anymore i think we will all know where you're @

I've always wanted to be a sniper

yeah fucking right. i wouldn't trust those douche bags. they'de prolly set you up to be a patsy. FUCK THAT. i'm no oswald.

In a heartbeat as long as the target deserves to die.

you're such a good sheep. believing everything the government tells you. if it's on their website it *must* be fact!

braindead idiot

This is all true. You know your stuff.

If someone claiming to be with the CIA asks you to kill someone they are framing to to go down for it.

The c.i.a. isnt even controlled by americans anyways.

Its a well known fact that the c.i.a. own and operate HUNT TRANSPORT and have shipped cocaine and other drugs for years.

Can't we all live in peace??