50 Products to BEAT a drug test 
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Careful, you can overdose on water and DIE. As soon as I remember the name of that stuff I'll post it. It really does work. I and ALL my co-workers at the nazi ass restaurant I used to work at used to pass each and every time with the stuff. No need to stop smoking, I smoked the day before the test and passed. (they were "pop" drug tests). I smoked for almost 10 years and it worked for me. &*%$ what the fuck is the name of that shit....Originally posted by Herb Kornfield
http://www.passusa.com/html/drinks.shtml
Ive used this as of 3 months ago and it does work....
Here is how you clean out FAST....
1. Stop smoking weed NOW.
2. Drink as much water as humanly possible and then some more and then more. THC hides out in the fat cells.
3. Takes at least 30 days to get out. 15 at the VERY least.Comment
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Depending on the amount of advanced notice you have, simple exercise - in particular running, biking, etc plus drinking plenty of fluids (in moderation!) over time, plus perhaps some vitamins, such as B12. Many of the "detox" products are basically diuretics.Originally posted by greentea
Any links to products would be helpfull, ones that actually work.
Anyways, check out these sites for more info:
http://www.cannabis.com/
http://boards.marihemp.com/
On some asides...
Nice site you have...check out the Marihemp Network Advertising Information page - paid and/or affiliate setup (saw your affiliate page) may be the way to go...got plenty of targeted, quality traffic to send...
http://www.marihemp.com/advertising/
Cardservices works well, but be careful with chargebacks...you may want to publicly state that you only ship to the billing address - that alone reduces many problems. Also, checking CVV2 (card code) helps...wouldn't recommend requiring it, but at least having it checked on transactions for fraud screening...perhaps you already do all the above.
Lastly, you're very sneaky in signing up people to your email list on your order page...
Many folks will think they have to check that...also, I'll bet you're losing a small fraction of sales too because of the above statement scaring some folks away.I agree to receive notification of any promotions and future plans!
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Originally posted by spentrent
DON'T BUY SHIT!
You're not gonna "beat" a drug test -- as in "mask" the cannibinoids in your bladder -- what you need to do is piss water and disguise it somehow. You can pay 30 to 50 bucks for the rip-off shit in head shops, but do you think they contain some kind of magical chemicals or something?
1) 6 hours before the test, start drinking water. A good way to keep your intake going is to use a gallon jug and just keep on filiing it up.
2) 2 hours before your test, you should have finished 2 gallons or so, and your piss is clear by now. At this point, take a MEGADOSE of vitamin B complex and a dose of creatine. You don't need to be scientiic here -- I took about 2x the recommended dosage. B vitamins restore the color AND the pH to your piss; creatine restores the specific gravity. Granted, it will definitely look a little neon colored, but it will be yellow.
3) When you take the test, you want to collect from the middle of your stream; ie, piss into the toilet first, then into the cup, then finish into the toilet -- the TINY percentage of cannibinoids left in your bladder will come out at the beginning and the end. Probably not enough to set off a red flag, but take the precaution anyway.
greentea, this is a GAINESVILLE head talking to you. We know our shit ;). I can vouch personally for this method. The night before I smoked a fat spliff.
Good luck to you
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I bought my stuff in a head shop, it really did work! I swear!
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.... works as good as penispills I guess.Originally posted by sarah_webinc
thanks..quick detox is doing really well at the moment and is selling especially well paired with our new Uncle Rummies Hangover Helper pills.Comment
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I bet if you stopped smoking weed...that might help.Comment
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Thanks ron for your feedback.Originally posted by Ron Bennett
Many folks will think they have to check that...also, I'll bet you're losing a small fraction of sales too because of the above statement scaring some folks away.
Ron
I actually do state i ship to billing address only
http://www.blunts.com/shipping.html
I will ship to another address, provided the customer has bought from me before and or pays with a money order. In some cases ill ask for verfication if i think it looks sneaky.
A customer cannot complete his purchase with out the CV#, it's on the join form aswell. As for sneaking people to join my list, that check box comes standard with the cart, i did not add it there and have not removed it. I doubt it is loosing sales, as i had not one complaint about it so far, and sales are off the wall, steadly increasing day by day.Last edited by greentea; 03-05-2004, 10:25 PM.Comment
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I'm not saying it won't work!Originally posted by stephanie m.
I bought my stuff in a head shop, it really did work! I swear!
But compare the cost of B6 and B12 in a Wal-Mart bottle (and creatine swiped from a friend) to the cost of B6 and B12 in a cool-looking package endorsed by Tommy Chong.Comment
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No prob buddy. Perhaps one day we shall smoke a bluntOriginally posted by greentea
Thanks for this
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Well here's were im at, im smoke free for 4 days already. Im going to drink nothing but water for the next 10-14 days.
Im not going to buy any products or take them until 2-3 days before the test.
I sure hate to put myself through all this shit, if i find out
i dont need to take this test.
Should i be doing anything else now, other then not smoking and drinking lots of water?Comment
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Originally posted by spentrent
No prob buddy. Perhaps one day we shall smoke a blunt.
If your ever in West Palm Beach, shoot me an email. I got the blunts
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Run every day or dance all week down in Miami at WMC. You have time to sweat out some molecules -- drinking water does NOTHING to get rid of cannibinoids as they are swimming around in your fat.Originally posted by greentea
Well here's were im at, im smoke free for 4 days already. Im going to drink nothing but water for the next 10-14 days.
Im not going to buy any products or take them until 2-3 days before the test.
I sure hate to put myself through all this shit, if i find out
i dont need to take this test.
Should i be doing anything else now, other then not smoking and drinking lots of water?Comment
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you can always use someone else's urine
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Originally posted by spentrent
Run every day or dance all week down in Miami at WMC. You have time to sweat out some molecules -- drinking water does NOTHING to get rid of cannibinoids as they are swimming around in your fat.
Shit i dont run anymore and wont have a chance to get to the WMC. So bascially i should find ways to sweat my brains out is what your saying.Comment
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I dont want to carry around urine on me, i want to avoid that route. Besides every one i know smokes, so there urine is just as bad as mine.Originally posted by riosluts
you can always use someone else's urineComment
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i can fedex you some urine for free
if you pay for shipping
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THANKS!!
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Originally posted by riosluts
i can fedex you some urine for free
if you pay for shipping
Thanks, but no thanks....Comment
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by greentea
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GoodI will ship to another address, provided the customer has bought from me before and or pays with a money order. In some cases ill ask for verfication if i think it looks sneaky. In regards to shipping world-wide...you avoid high-risk countries, such as Bulgaria, Russia, etc right
In regards to Money Orders...for large orders (say over $500 or whatever), be sure to wait 10 business days before shipping.
Just because a money order clears one bank account, doesn't mean it's one's money yet - banks can and do take money back (will send a bill if insufficient funds to cover) for checks that have cleared, if they later turn out to be no good, bogus, forged, etc...something most sellers don't know, but should!
No doubt your volume is increasing, but one should never throw good sales away - consider removing/changing that...every cent matters, especially to a small business...but hey what do I know LOL!A customer cannot complete his purchase with out the CV#, it's on the join form aswell. As for sneaking people to join my list, that check box comes standard with the cart, i did not add it there and have not removed it. I doubt it is loosing sales, as i had not one complaint about it so far, and sales are off the wall, steadly increasing day by day.
Requiring the card code will cause some legit transactions to be rejected...not all cards have a card code and sometimes the card code isn't sent for various reasons...with that said, card code is more standard than it used to be, but still far from 100%.
On a related subject, card code is not full-proof...some stolen card lists now include card codes too...not a biggie if one ships only to billing address, but certainly a problem for software sellers, adult sites, etc...hopefully Verified by VISA and similar will finally put real security into on-line credit card transactions...
Good luck with your drug test ...
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I used to drink a shit load of water and niacin. I think thats spelled right. course that was for the ocasional weed and the every day rainer beer.Comment
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Originally posted by Ron Bennett
No doubt your volume is increasing, but one should never throw good sales away - consider removing/changing that...every cent matters, especially to a small business...but hey what do I know LOL!
Requiring the card code will cause some legit transactions to be rejected...not all cards have a card code and sometimes the card code isn't sent for various reasons...with that said, card code is more standard than it used to be, but still far from 100%.
On a related subject, card code is not full-proof...some stolen card lists now include card codes too...not a biggie if one ships only to billing address, but certainly a problem for software sellers, adult sites, etc...hopefully Verified by VISA and similar will finally put real security into on-line credit card transactions...
Good luck with your drug test ...
Ron
Ron some very good points and insight thank you.
So far I haven?t gotten any orders from Russia or Bulgaria, but they certainly do set off flags, most of the fraud I have encountered thus far has been from the UK. Im always weary of the " could you ship this overnight express line" that almost always is fraud. Your are right about the CV#, the only problems I have had with that so far, are foreign cards which most don?t have the CV# on it. Those transactions that fail because of that, I usually rerun them through my terminal were I have the option of not using the CV#. International orders so far have been 5% of this business luckliy, the rest are all states bound orders.
Out of about 170 transactions I have been burned twice so far.
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all my friends always said goldenseal worked for them... when i was on probation i was supposted to get tested randomly so i stopped smoking weed and doing other stuff and the bastards never tested me! that was like 5+ years ago and i still havent smoked weed... but i will again some dayComment
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Heh heh, so these guys say what I say but recommend you buy crap.
Here's what my paranoid ass did a year ago when I had to pass a test: I hit the fuckin library and read about piss. Kudos to the folks in your link for giving good info, but you STILL don't need to buy shit that's marketed to potheads who don't wanna go to the library.
My advice is free nigga; but you can send me some RB cognacs hehehehehe.Comment
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Hey brah, I have no ide what the hell canibinoids are, hell even the name scares the hell out of me. When everyone reccomends to drink water, they are on the right track, at least a gallon per day, it's simple, and if you are able to do 2 then go for it. The water will flush out your system. That combined with sweating will work wonders. If you don't have a gym with a DRY Sauna, then try crawling around your rafters and dropping some Cat5 cable down to the places you wish you had highspeed access. lol I did that today and came out of the attic looking like the guy off of Vision Quest! Then again, I'm in Arizona. lolOriginally posted by spentrent
Run every day or dance all week down in Miami at WMC. You have time to sweat out some molecules -- drinking water does NOTHING to get rid of cannibinoids as they are swimming around in your fat.
Good luck in your endeavor, and if we don't hear from you in the near future, we'll all pray for you and send you some duct tape!Comment
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Don't you wonder what "flush out your system" means?Originally posted by Cole Montana
Hey brah, I have no ide what the hell canibinoids are, hell even the name scares the hell out of me. When everyone reccomends to drink water, they are on the right track, at least a gallon per day, it's simple, and if you are able to do 2 then go for it. The water will flush out your system. That combined with sweating will work wonders. If you don't have a gym with a DRY Sauna, then try crawling around your rafters and dropping some Cat5 cable down to the places you wish you had highspeed access. lol I did that today and came out of the attic looking like the guy off of Vision Quest! Then again, I'm in Arizona. lol
Good luck in your endeavor, and if we don't hear from you in the near future, we'll all pray for you and send you some duct tape!
"Cannibinoids" are the little dealies in weed that make you high. THC is one of them. They stick to your fat.
When you piss, a tiny bit of that cannibinoidy fat is in your urine.
The piss test detects -- among other things -- molecules of mass destruction in the fat that swims around in your piss.
So you got two choices -- get rid of the fat, or make sure there ain't a lot of it in your piss.
If you have found a way to lose fat by drinking a lot of water, you are in the wrong business. I will be your first water diet affiliate.Comment
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I want to become the Alton Brown of drug test passing.Comment
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Originally posted by spentrent
Heh heh, so these guys say what I say but recommend you buy crap.
Here's what my paranoid ass did a year ago when I had to pass a test: I hit the fuckin library and read about piss. Kudos to the folks in your link for giving good info, but you STILL don't need to buy shit that's marketed to potheads who don't wanna go to the library.
My advice is free nigga; but you can send me some RB cognacs hehehehehe.
Shoot me an email ill send something out to you, the RB cognacs are close to $50 a box, if you want those i can give you a nice discount on them.Comment
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i need that shit x 10 ;xICQ#: 153923840Comment
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