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  • Amputate Your Head
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    • Aug 2001
    • 39075

    #51
    50 summons to appear
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    • psyko514
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      • Oct 2002
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      #52
      51 cocksucking jurors and criminals.

      damn you amp.

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      • Joesho
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        • Jan 2003
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        #53
        just curious by the Thread title, does this duty require you to suck the jury's cock?
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        • Amputate Your Head
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          • Aug 2001
          • 39075

          #54
          Originally posted by psyko514
          51 cocksucking jurors and criminals.

          damn you amp.
          you missed it. For that you are being held in contempt of GFY.
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          • angeleyes
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            • Feb 2003
            • 3584

            #55
            Originally posted by DollahDave
            your quite a whiney baby amp

            has anyone changed your diaper lately?

            when the cops find out you mollest animals in hawaii and they assign me to your jury i am going to make sure you get 400 yrs with a nigga named bubba

            hahahahaha

            fucking ignorant americans
            Shut the fuck up.
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            • Holly
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              • Jun 2003
              • 10017

              #56
              Somehow I have managed to never be summoned for jury duty. I'm sure the clock's ticking for me, though. My mom is part of the prosecution for the biggest city where we live, so that might get me out of it. But my dad had to do federal a year ago, and that would be a bitch. Hour and a half drive there, one way, but he *loved* it. He's one of those types that thinks you should just be allowed to shoot criminals on the spot.
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              • boardersweetie
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                • Oct 2003
                • 1889

                #57
                Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


                you missed it. For that you are being held in contempt of GFY.
                Please don't say we are all eligable for jury duty at the GFY trial...

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                • Amputate Your Head
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                  • Aug 2001
                  • 39075

                  #58
                  Originally posted by Joesho
                  just curious by the Thread title, does this duty require you to suck the jury's cock?

                  hmm...... interesting.....

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                  • Amputate Your Head
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                    • Aug 2001
                    • 39075

                    #59
                    Originally posted by boardersweetie

                    Please don't say we are all eligable for jury duty at the GFY trial...
                    yes, the email summons-to-appear are being sent as we speak
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                    • CDSmith
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                      • May 2001
                      • 51460

                      #60
                      cocksuckingjuryduty.com


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                      • boardersweetie
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                        • Oct 2003
                        • 1889

                        #61
                        Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


                        yes, the email summons-to-appear are being sent as we speak
                        I'm a student, can I be excused? That worked for me last time I was summoned.

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                        • Amputate Your Head
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                          • Aug 2001
                          • 39075

                          #62
                          Originally posted by boardersweetie

                          I'm a student, can I be excused? That worked for me last time I was summoned.
                          i think the only excuse that works in this state is if you are legally dead.
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                          • Amputate Your Head
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                            • Aug 2001
                            • 39075

                            #63
                            but I'm not 100% sure on that one either....
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                            • media
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                              • Apr 2002
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                              #64
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                              • boardersweetie
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                                • Oct 2003
                                • 1889

                                #65
                                Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


                                i think the only excuse that works in this state is if you are legally dead.
                                That's horrible. I think the Cali gov. is trying to support higher education, so they give students a break.

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                                • ronbotx
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                                  • Jan 2002
                                  • 1634

                                  #66


                                  I completed my military obligation AND I've done my jury duty here in Texas. You enjoy the benefits of being a US. citizen .... shaddup, don't be a such a whining bitch, and fufill your responsibility.

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                                  • Amputate Your Head
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                                    • Aug 2001
                                    • 39075

                                    #67
                                    Originally posted by ronbotx
                                    You enjoy the benefits of being a US. citizen ....
                                    I also pay a lot of fucking tax money to be ABLE to enjoy those benefits. I don't wanna hear any fucking whining about "civic duty" and all that asscob nonsense. They can pull jurors from the fucking KFC workers..... they'll probly make more on jury duty than they would at work, and not even be missed.
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                                    • SomeCreep
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                                      • Mar 2003
                                      • 26118

                                      #68
                                      The major downside to living in the U.S. is that you have to be "part of the system", which includes taxes and jury duty.

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                                      • boardersweetie
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                                        • Oct 2003
                                        • 1889

                                        #69
                                        Originally posted by SomeCreep
                                        The major downside to living in the U.S. is that you have to be "part of the system", which includes taxes and jury duty.
                                        I hate being part of the system... We shouldn't be forced to be patriotic. My roomie loves sitting in on trials, for instance. So instead of summoning people like amp, why can't they find a jury of people like her?

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                                        • Joesho
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                                          • Jan 2003
                                          • 12329

                                          #70
                                          By the way Amp, it is damn good to see ya hear , (and speaking engrish I might add as i could not understand a fucking word one of that Hawaiin)

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                                          • Project-Shadow
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                                            • Feb 2003
                                            • 7340

                                            #71
                                            Mi tiki leka?

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                                            • ronbotx
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                                              • Jan 2002
                                              • 1634

                                              #72
                                              Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


                                              I also pay a lot of fucking tax money to be ABLE to enjoy those benefits. I don't wanna hear any fucking whining about "civic duty" and all that asscob nonsense. They can pull jurors from the fucking KFC workers..... they'll probly make more on jury duty than they would at work, and not even be missed.
                                              So then, you are better than everyone else and don't wish to be inconvenienced. Let the OTHER guy do it. After all , your job as a pornographer is clearly more important to society than the guy at KFC.......

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                                              • Cyborg69
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                                                • Apr 2002
                                                • 932

                                                #73
                                                ...

                                                isn't that nice?

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                                                • Joesho
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                                                  • Jan 2003
                                                  • 12329

                                                  #74
                                                  marunong kang magsalita ng tagalog Amp?
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                                                  • Amputate Your Head
                                                    There can be only one
                                                    • Aug 2001
                                                    • 39075

                                                    #75
                                                    Originally posted by ronbotx


                                                    So then, you are better than everyone else and don't wish to be inconvenienced. Let the OTHER guy do it. After all , your job as a pornographer is clearly more important to society than the guy at KFC.......
                                                    a resounding "YES" is in order here.
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                                                    • baddog
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                                                      • Apr 2001
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                                                      #76
                                                      Originally posted by hova
                                                      Had to read it three times before I understand it (alcohol is a bad thing), but I am happy we dont have those problems in the Netherlands.
                                                      don't have the problem of a trial by a jury of your peers? yeah, must be sweet

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                                                      • boardersweetie
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                                                        • Oct 2003
                                                        • 1889

                                                        #77
                                                        Originally posted by ronbotx


                                                        So then, you are better than everyone else and don't wish to be inconvenienced. Let the OTHER guy do it. After all , your job as a pornographer is clearly more important to society than the guy at KFC.......
                                                        Have you seen the idiots that work at KFC? At least pornography requires an ounce of intelligence. Personally, I think society needs porn more than it needs fried fucking chicken...

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                                                        • chodadog
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                                                          • Apr 2002
                                                          • 9736

                                                          #78
                                                          Never done jury duty. A friend of mine did though, and she had to go back 4 days in a row. She didn't get selected, and they called her back about a week later, and she had to go back for another 3 days in a row. The case she finally got selected for was settled with a plea bargain.

                                                          Must be a pain in the ass, but someone has to do it, unfortunately.
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                                                          • angeleyes
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                                                            • Feb 2003
                                                            • 3584

                                                            #79
                                                            Originally posted by Joesho
                                                            marunong kang magsalita ng tagalog Amp?
                                                            Translation please?


                                                            I don't look at Jury Duty as a "duty".... Half the people will go with the majority just to get the hell out of the deliberations...

                                                            This is only my personal opinion, but it seems that every day more and more of our "rights" are being chipped away at. (Censorship) IF YOU DON' T LIKE WHAT YOU SEE OR HEAR, CHANGE THE DAMN CHANNEL. It's sad that a small group of people are dicatating what the rest of us can watch, listen to and surf the internet for)... actually---it makes me sick. Drug dealers get more time in jail than child molestors..... Since 9/11, the gov't can now read our emails, tap our phones, record every move we make via our bank accounts and credit cards without a warrant... I need to stop before my blood pressure gets any higher. Twenty years from now I can see the USA being like one of those movies set in the future where you can't leave your house without scanning your ID.
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                                                            • Amputate Your Head
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                                                              • Aug 2001
                                                              • 39075

                                                              #80
                                                              Originally posted by chodadog
                                                              Never done jury duty. A friend of mine did though, and she had to go back 4 days in a row. She didn't get selected, and they called her back about a week later, and she had to go back for another 3 days in a row. The case she finally got selected for was settled with a plea bargain.

                                                              Must be a pain in the ass, but someone has to do it, unfortunately.
                                                              I've noticed their trends..... anytime you change addresses through the Post Office forms, you will be called. Anytime you buy a house, you can expect to be called.

                                                              when I moved here, well.... right before I moved here, I got called for jury duty in Cali. Sent in my letter, and got excused. Then I moved here, and within the first week, got called again for BOTH Hawai'i and Cali. Cali called me even after I was no longer a resident! So yeah.... definately the post office change-of-addy forms are one source. And buying a house doesn't surprise me at all..... they got you pinned down then and they know it.
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