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  • ronaldo
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2002
    • 5475

    #1

    You might be an adult webmaster if...

    I saw this posted elsewhere and pissed myself laughing at a couple so I thought you might enjoy it.

    Credit to Hammer from ThePornProfessors.

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    If you've ever said LOL when you were talking to someone face to face, you might be an adult webmaster.

    If you've ever drunk a six pack of RedBull in one night, you might be an adult webmaster.

    If you've ever watched a beautiful woman walking by at the mall and the only thing that crossed your mind was that she would make great content, you might be an adult webmaster.

    If you've ever gotten a blowjob and found yourself reaching for your camera, you might be an adult webmaster.

    If you've ever told someone to "hang on a sex", you might be an adult webmaster.

    If your hero owns a website called 'Go Fuck Yourself', you might be an adult webmaster.

    If you've ever used Photoshop to superimpose the head of Ynot Bob onto the body of Briana Banks, you might be an adult webmaster.

    If you enjoy hearing the words "uh oh" coming from your computer, you might be an adult webmaster.

    If you've ever gotten a penis enlargement email spam and it reminded you to check your stats, you might be an adult webmaster.

    If you can carry on a business converstation while you're getting a blowjob, you might be an adult webmaster.

    If you've ever thrown your cell phone off the balcony of a hotel to see how many times it would skip on the water, you might be an adult webmaster.

    If you've ever said the word 'fuck' on a radio show and it wasn't bleeped out, you might be an adult webmaster.

    If you judge your competition by how fast your dick gets hard, you might be an adult webmaster.
  • rip raster
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2001
    • 2851

    #2

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    • Joesho
      want to get in shape
      • Jan 2003
      • 12329

      #3
      you need to add if you ever been called a nobody by a vomplete stranger, that has no idea what you do, or who you are..... then you might be an adult webmaster...
      Got any domains to sell?
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      • eiht_98
        Confirmed User
        • Jan 2001
        • 6103

        #4
        Originally posted by Joesho
        you need to add if you ever been called a nobody by a vomplete stranger, that has no idea what you do, or who you are..... then you might be an adult webmaster...

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        • PiksalDesign
          Confirmed User
          • Mar 2003
          • 1632

          #5
          If you enjoy hearing the words "uh oh" coming from your computer, you might be an adult webmaster.

          To True.
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          • uvort
            Confirmed User
            • Mar 2003
            • 3580

            #6
            those are fucking funny, can relate to a couple too
            See Sig.
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            • polish_aristocrat
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Jul 2002
              • 40377

              #7
              Originally posted by ronaldo


              If you've ever drunk a six pack of RedBull in one night, you might be an adult webmaster.

              then you are a dead adult webmaster
              I don't use ICQ anymore.

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              • Hammer
                Confirmed User
                • Apr 2003
                • 961

                #8
                Originally posted by polish_aristocrat

                then you are a dead adult webmaster
                Funny, it didn't kill me.
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                • hova
                  Traffillionaire
                  • Jan 2002
                  • 22430

                  #9
                  To funny, and fucking true
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                  • Pornopat
                    AdultTubeSubmits.com
                    • Dec 2003
                    • 10598

                    #10
                    Originally posted by The Hammer

                    Funny, it didn't kill me.
                    Red bull comes in different forms of strength in different countries...
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                    • cayne
                      My time is coming...
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 7475

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Joesho
                      you need to add if you ever been called a nobody by a vomplete stranger, that has no idea what you do, or who you are..... then you might be an adult webmaster...
                      If lesbian anal is wrong, I don't want to be right.

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                      • axelcat
                        Adult Locals
                        • Jun 2002
                        • 25450

                        #12
                        very good

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                        • Hammer
                          Confirmed User
                          • Apr 2003
                          • 961

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Pornopat


                          Red bull comes in different forms of strength in different countries...
                          Thanks for the warning. I'll be sure to only drink half a six pack when I visit the Netherlands.
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                          • pimplink
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jun 2001
                            • 9535

                            #14
                            So funny and so true.

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                            • bhutocracy
                              Not making A Comeback
                              • Dec 2001
                              • 10218

                              #15
                              If you've ever gotten a penis enlargement email spam and it reminded you to check your stats, you might be an adult webmaster.
                              the rest were so-so but this one is hilarious

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                              • Joesho
                                want to get in shape
                                • Jan 2003
                                • 12329

                                #16
                                what about if you ever been shaved without the razor? is that a qualifying factor too, seems to be a lot of that news lately...
                                Got any domains to sell?
                                I proudly host all my stuff at www.rackco.com

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                                • KMR Stitch
                                  I am cool
                                  • Jul 2003
                                  • 14494

                                  #17
                                  lol

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                                  • Cyborg69
                                    So Fucking Banned
                                    • Apr 2002
                                    • 932

                                    #18
                                    so true

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                                    • Firehorse
                                      Desire it and have it!!!
                                      • Apr 2002
                                      • 30767

                                      #19
                                      So many tell tale signs! lol
                                      MySweetEbony

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                                      • CyberBachelor
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jun 2003
                                        • 2682

                                        #20
                                        "If you've ever watched a beautiful woman walking by at the mall and the only thing that crossed your mind was that she would make great content, you might be an adult webmaster. "


                                        ....it is so sad..but true
                                        .....................................

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                                        • fuelcell
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jun 2003
                                          • 1525

                                          #21
                                          You know you're an adult webmaster if you're sitting around playing a Poker Tournament on Friday.
                                          Beat it. Nothing to see here.

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                                          • SomeCreep
                                            :glugglug
                                            • Mar 2003
                                            • 26118

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by ronaldo

                                            If you've ever watched a beautiful woman walking by at the mall and the only thing that crossed your mind was that she would make great content, you might be an adult webmaster.
                                            I do that for every woman in every niche.

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                                            • bluff
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Jan 2004
                                              • 6253

                                              #23
                                              So many tell tale signs.

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                                              • Hammer
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Apr 2003
                                                • 961

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Joesho
                                                what about if you ever been shaved without the razor? is that a qualifying factor too, seems to be a lot of that news lately...
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