Hate being ignored? I will reply to EVERY post in this thread.

**Slinx** · 03-05-2004, 05:01 AM

100 ignored persons

And yes, everyone ignores me,
my Mum, my Dad, my little friend Fred, Funkmaster,...

**Pornopat** · 03-05-2004, 05:11 AM

Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
I aint buying you SHIT.

If you are the PAt from the SNL skits please tell us WHAT FUCKING GENER YOU ARE! ITS STARTING TO PISS ME OFF!

I geuss you are not all knowing....
Thats good...
Means I can use other ways to get that Mercedes Benz and not burn in hell...

**Jedimaster** · 03-05-2004, 05:13 AM

did you ever get that big black cock you were dreaming of?

**doornx** · 03-05-2004, 05:21 AM

even Jesus Christ ignores me...i'm gonna end it all right now

**ControlThy** · 03-05-2004, 05:24 AM

Please don't ignore me.

**- Jesus Christ -** · 03-05-2004, 07:24 AM

Originally posted by strongdong
booooooored

Theres probably a neat street close to you thats just DYING for somone to play in it.

Originally posted by IMP^or^SNiTL.e
What do you REALLY think about german people?

Every Last one is a fucking nazi. But the ydo produce the best bondage films so I am a bit torn.

Originally posted by beemk
i feel so loved

ITs good to be loved....

Unless its too much... then its stalking.

I LOVE YOU AND IM OUTSIDE YOUR WINDOW.

Originally posted by hova

What the fuck?

Jesus, do you love me like I love you?

If its in a homosexual way then no, but if its a platonic brotherly love then yes, I do.

**Joesho** · 03-05-2004, 07:26 AM

I have a question oh great savior.....

did lucipher have sex with medusa to end up with the spawn that you refer to as pimpdog?

**- Jesus Christ -** · 03-05-2004, 07:26 AM

Originally posted by TiGrrPrr
All knowing one, please don't TELL everybody!

Originally posted by doornx
is your mother still a virgin ?

Yes, unless you count the god-cock.... but the god-cock doesnt go in the same way as man-cock.

Originally posted by maxdaname
Jesus Christ is God!!Litterally!

Yes, This is true....

I'll bet you rode the short bus during middle school.

**Mike-BP** · 03-05-2004, 07:26 AM

I'm eating a banana

**Nicky** · 03-05-2004, 07:27 AM

Does Jesus love even thou i dont belive in god or anything??

**- Jesus Christ -** · 03-05-2004, 07:28 AM

Originally posted by Slinx
100 ignored persons

And yes, everyone ignores me,
my Mum, my Dad, my little friend Fred, Funkmaster,...

Don't think of it as "ignored", think of it as "having your space"....

*cough* loser *cough*

Originally posted by Pornopat

I geuss you are not all knowing....
Thats good...
Means I can use other ways to get that Mercedes Benz and not burn in hell...

There is no hell.. I believe I tryed to clear that up earlier in the thread... the thing they have translated as HELL to scare you really means.. "dead" or "in the grave" as jesus himself was there for 3 days. I hihgly doubt I was in hell becasue there was no red guy or pitchforks.

**- Jesus Christ -** · 03-05-2004, 07:32 AM

Originally posted by Jedimaster
did you ever get that big black cock you were dreaming of?

No, I did not dwell on the one homoerotic dream I'v ehad in my entire life... the question is why are YOU dewlling on the only homoerotic dream I've ever had.

Originally posted by doornx
even Jesus Christ ignores me...i'm gonna end it all right now

Mayeb you were talkingso much you didn't even hear him.

Originally posted by ControlThy
Please don't ignore me.

Well I'm not ignoring you, but you haevnt said much so.....

GO GET 'EM TIGER!!!!!

Originally posted by Joesho
I have a question oh great savior.....

did lucipher have sex with medusa to end up with the spawn that you refer to as pimpdog?

Well no... I dont refer to him as pimpdog. I refer to him as pimple hog, douche face, pimple pud, and many other colorfull names, pimpdog is not one of them.

And no again... Hes an elefant turd that was animated during a voodoo ritual using nail clippings from a corps and a jar of virgins urine.

**Joesho** · 03-05-2004, 07:33 AM

HAHA elephant turd, can I use that one on 12clicks today?

**hova** · 03-05-2004, 07:34 AM

Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
If its in a homosexual way then no, but if its a platonic brotherly love then yes, I do.

Thanks man, I love you too (in that platonic brotherly way).

JESUS LOVES ME

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**Ironhorse** · 03-05-2004, 07:36 AM

Love me Jesus, love me Dear Lord

**- Jesus Christ -** · 03-05-2004, 07:38 AM

Originally posted by Mike-BP
I'm eating a banana

Good for you.

Originally posted by Nicky
Does Jesus love even thou i dont belive in god or anything??

Well I'm not the "real jesus" i'm just one of his helpers. The real jesus lives up in the north poll and spends all his time checking his list.

However, I would say yes.

Originally posted by Joesho
HAHA elephant turd, can I use that one on 12clicks today?

Not without a a link to the GNU licence. All of my posts are covered under the GNU general public licence.

http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/gpl.html#SEC1

**Adultnet** · 03-05-2004, 07:39 AM

Originally posted by schiz
Thank you. I need the love.

**Joesho** · 03-05-2004, 07:42 AM

I will trade you my say juicy unlimited times license for a daily use license

**- Jesus Christ -** · 03-05-2004, 07:43 AM

Originally posted by hova
Thanks man, I love you too (in that platonic brotherly way).

JESUS LOVES ME
a

Alright... lets not abuse the love now.... Oversized fonts are uncalled for.

Originally posted by Ironhorse
Love me Jesus, love me Dear Lord

Sorry dude.... You were born too late.. You missed the "gods love window"

Now when you die you end up with God II, heres a photo of God II.

Trust me... shes more omnipitent than she looks, I'm sure you two will have a real good time togeather.

Originally posted by Adultnet

**Adultnet** · 03-05-2004, 07:44 AM

Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -

whats up i see you are in the mood today mate ?

**- Jesus Christ -** · 03-05-2004, 07:47 AM

Originally posted by Joesho
I will trade you my say juicy unlimited times license for a daily use license

No deals.... Do not barter with the lord.... (anyways... hes not that damb good looking so I wouldnt want it)

Originally posted by Adultnet
whats up i see you are in the mood today mate ?

I'm not shure what "the mood" is... but ok.

I've been up sence yesterday; more than 24 hours.

**Adultnet** · 03-05-2004, 07:49 AM

Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -

I'm not shure what "the mood" is... but ok.

I've been up sence yesterday; more than 24 hours.

mixed up you should go to sleep man...

**Ironhorse** · 03-05-2004, 07:51 AM

Typical Jesus technique. Promises love but dishes out only despair and false hope and a referral for satan:

**- Jesus Christ -** · 03-05-2004, 08:01 AM

Originally posted by Adultnet
mixed up you should go to sleep man...

Yea but its all bright outside and shit now.

Originally posted by Ironhorse
Typical Jesus technique. Promises love but dishes out only despair and false hope and a referral for satan:

Yo.... You better hope you made it into a god slot... god II will be pissed that you called her satan.

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