Seriously guys I am not fat. (drama inside)

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  • BradM
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    • Dec 2003
    • 3397
    #1

    Seriously guys I am not fat. (drama inside)

    I am Norwegian in descent.

    However I am happy to report that Since January 1st I have lost 20lbs!!!!!
    I have an extremly good diet that requires no effort. So for all you lazy cu-nts let me know if you want to hear it... cause it worked for me!


    So to that I say:


    Ah, ah,
    We come from the land of the ice and snow,
    From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.
    The hammer of the gods will drive our ships to new lands,
    To fight the horde, singing and crying: Valhalla, I am coming!

    On we sweep with threshing oar, Our only goal will be the western shore.
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    • psyko514
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      #2
      What's the diet? I'd love to know.

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        • Rorschach
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          • Aug 2002
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          #3

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            • Ironhorse
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              • Nov 2002
              • 7094
              #4
              Where's the drama?
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                • PiksalDesign
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                  • Mar 2003
                  • 1632
                  #5
                  Originally posted by BradM
                  I am Norwegian in descent.

                  However I am happy to report that Since January 1st I have lost 20lbs!!!!!
                  I have an extremly good diet that requires no effort. So for all you lazy cu-nts let me know if you want to hear it... cause it worked for me!


                  So to that I say:


                  Ah, ah,
                  We come from the land of the ice and snow,
                  From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.
                  The hammer of the gods will drive our ships to new lands,
                  To fight the horde, singing and crying: Valhalla, I am coming!

                  On we sweep with threshing oar, Our only goal will be the western shore.
                  Lets hear it.
                  469344657

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                    • the Shemp
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                      • Nov 2001
                      • 10891
                      #6
                      i need a bacon sandwich
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                        • BradM
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                          • Dec 2003
                          • 3397
                          #7
                          YES! No more do I have a massive fat face.
                          It is now a moderate fat face.


                          Ok diet is:

                          1) Stop eating fast food.
                          - I know it is so easy to go and buy and just say fuckit. But the shit is NOT good for you. SO DON'T EAT IT. At all. Stop eating fast food.

                          2) Go for a 1 hour walk every night.
                          - Just ... go somewhere. It doesn't matter where just walk at the best pace you can to wherever.

                          3) Eat veggies and drink water


                          That's it. That is ALL I have done. Nothing insane or rigorous. Just basic. It takes no effort, NO time... it's the easiest thing I have done.

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                            • X-Wing
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                              • Aug 2003
                              • 768
                              #8
                              Nice drama

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                                • BradM
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                                  • Dec 2003
                                  • 3397
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by X-Wing
                                  Nice drama
                                  It's an art to master. You're nowhere near ready. Come back when you're more experienced.

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                                    • Ironhorse
                                      Pixel Pusher
                                      • Nov 2002
                                      • 7094
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by BradM
                                      YES! No more do I have a massive fat face.
                                      It is now a moderate fat face.


                                      Ok diet is:

                                      1) Stop eating fast food.
                                      - I know it is so easy to go and buy and just say fuckit. But the shit is NOT good for you. SO DON'T EAT IT. At all. Stop eating fast food.

                                      2) Go for a 1 hour walk every night.
                                      - Just ... go somewhere. It doesn't matter where just walk at the best pace you can to wherever.

                                      3) Eat veggies and drink water


                                      That's it. That is ALL I have done. Nothing insane or rigorous. Just basic. It takes no effort, NO time... it's the easiest thing I have done.
                                      Dude, do you really think this is some kind of revelation? What kind of drugs are you on? Of course eating fast food makes you fat. Of course not going for a walk makes you fat. Of course eating candybars instead of fruit makes you fat. You get A for effort but man, this is even weaker than saying there's some drama in here, of course I'm dishing out some drama now to lessen the lame effect of the thread wtf..
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                                        • Ice
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                                          • Nov 2002
                                          • 26053
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by the Shemp
                                          i need a bacon sandwich

                                          Thanks Shemp... now I'm hungry
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                                            • Illicit
                                              wtf ?
                                              • Dec 2003
                                              • 11895
                                              #12
                                              I hate veggies... Your Diet sucks ! (does that count as drama ?)
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                                                • Vox
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                                                  • Mar 2002
                                                  • 2710
                                                  #13
                                                  What? you don't use Zyapex, don't have faith in your own products?

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                                                    • the Shemp
                                                      congrats to the winners
                                                      • Nov 2001
                                                      • 10891
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by iceicebaby



                                                      Thanks Shemp... now I'm hungry
                                                      me too, im putting peanut butter on my bacon sand
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                                                        • chowda
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                                                          • Jun 2003
                                                          • 9527
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by the Shemp


                                                          me too, im putting peanut butter on my bacon sand
                                                          dont forget the nutella sir!
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                                                            • the Shemp
                                                              congrats to the winners
                                                              • Nov 2001
                                                              • 10891
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by chowda


                                                              dont forget the nutella sir!
                                                              is that like vegemite?
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                                                                • XxXotic
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                                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                                  • 8500
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by the Shemp
                                                                  i need a bacon sandwich
                                                                  those must reak havoc on wooden teeth
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                                                                    • SoundMan
                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                      • Nov 2003
                                                                      • 3471
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Reading this thread makes me want to EAT!!!

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                                                                        • Odin88
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                                                                          • Jul 2003
                                                                          • 3267
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by BradM
                                                                          YES! No more do I have a massive fat face.
                                                                          It is now a moderate fat face.


                                                                          Ok diet is:

                                                                          1) Stop eating fast food.
                                                                          - I know it is so easy to go and buy and just say fuckit. But the shit is NOT good for you. SO DON'T EAT IT. At all. Stop eating fast food.

                                                                          2) Go for a 1 hour walk every night.
                                                                          - Just ... go somewhere. It doesn't matter where just walk at the best pace you can to wherever.

                                                                          3) Eat veggies and drink water


                                                                          That's it. That is ALL I have done. Nothing insane or rigorous. Just basic. It takes no effort, NO time... it's the easiest thing I have done.
                                                                          Congrats man, and nice plan. I have never been fat, but I did start to put on a mini-gut at one point, and I took a similar approach. I knew I couldn't stick to some rigorous diet which involved me cooking all sorts of crap daily, so I just layed off anything fatty. After about a week of feeling the constant urge to eat crap, I got over all the fast food and shit.

                                                                          I knew I would feel guilty as soon as I finished eating anything fatty, so I just didn't do it. I also walked daily, and drunk plenty of water (water is great to drink when dieting. Sometimes you just feel the urge to put something in your mouth when you are bored, so make it water).

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                                                                            • Jimbo
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                                                                              • Oct 2001
                                                                              • 3989
                                                                              #20
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                                                                                • the Shemp
                                                                                  congrats to the winners
                                                                                  • Nov 2001
                                                                                  • 10891
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by XxXotic
                                                                                  those must reak havoc on wooden teeth
                                                                                  there is nothing quite like about 6 pieces of crisp bacon, on buttered white toast, with peanut butter. but you are right, it does wear down the cedar teeth. ;)
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                                                                                    • Nanda
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                                                                                      • Jul 2003
                                                                                      • 5310
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Hey! I am so happy for you, it all comes down to knowing that you are taking care of yourself, and not feeding yourself crap! After all we only have one body, one life! Keep up the great work!
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                                                                                        • Babagirls
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                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          i dont eat fast food
                                                                                          i drink NOTHING but water or homemade iced tea

                                                                                          and im still fat lol

                                                                                          me and the Mr. just went on a 2+ plus mile walk yesterday. tryin to get back into our original bodys before summer ...time to shake off the winter fur




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                                                                                            • Holly
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                                                                                              • Jun 2003
                                                                                              • 10017
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              I am SO tempted to go fix myself some french toast right about now. I've been fighting it for half an hour.

                                                                                              And I had a bacon, lettuce, and tomato sandwich for dinner. With lots of mayo and pepper. mmmm...
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                                                                                                • slackologist
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                                                                                                  • Jul 2002
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                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  regular exercise is the key

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                                                                                                    • WiredGuy
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                                                                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                                                                      • 34515
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      I lost 50 pounds in 4 months when I was on a diet. It was really hardcore but I really wanted to do it. I used to be 190lbs and dropped to 140 and I'm back to about 160 now where I like it.

                                                                                                      Diet comprised of very little carbs and cutting out a large chunk of meat. Using eggs, lentils and rice and tons of fruits vegetables. Basically I cut out everything that tasted good and replaced it with large quantities of low fat/carb foods to keep full.

                                                                                                      Couple the above with lots of cardio work at the gym and the weight was gone. Now I just try to eat well.

                                                                                                      Congrats on the 20lb loss Brad. It's a great feeling too!
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                                                                                                        • exspamr
                                                                                                          Registered User
                                                                                                          • Dec 2002
                                                                                                          • 1427
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          i lost 25lbs in a few weeks on a diet of sausage egg and cheese sandwiches and other crappy foods... i was taking trimspa at the time... the shit works, look at anna nicole

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                                                                                                            • schiz
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                                                                                                              • Nov 2002
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                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              I live on deep-fried mayonnaise balls.

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                                                                                                                • bluff
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                                                                                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                  • 6253
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Who says your fat?

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                                                                                                                    • Rorschach
                                                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                                                                                      • 5579
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by BradM
                                                                                                                      YES! No more do I have a massive fat face.
                                                                                                                      It is now a moderate fat face.


                                                                                                                      Ok diet is:

                                                                                                                      1) Stop eating fast food.
                                                                                                                      - I know it is so easy to go and buy and just say fuckit. But the shit is NOT good for you. SO DON'T EAT IT. At all. Stop eating fast food.

                                                                                                                      2) Go for a 1 hour walk every night.
                                                                                                                      - Just ... go somewhere. It doesn't matter where just walk at the best pace you can to wherever.

                                                                                                                      3) Eat veggies and drink water


                                                                                                                      That's it. That is ALL I have done. Nothing insane or rigorous. Just basic. It takes no effort, NO time... it's the easiest thing I have done.
                                                                                                                      Seriously that's a great plan and congrats on the weightloss. I wish more people would follow a simple and sensible plan, rahter than taking weightloss drugs or doing bullshit like the atkins diet.

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                                                                                                                        • BradM
                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                          • Dec 2003
                                                                                                                          • 3397
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Ironhorse


                                                                                                                          Dude, do you really think this is some kind of revelation? What kind of drugs are you on? Of course eating fast food makes you fat. Of course not going for a walk makes you fat. Of course eating candybars instead of fruit makes you fat. You get A for effort but man, this is even weaker than saying there's some drama in here, of course I'm dishing out some drama now to lessen the lame effect of the thread wtf..
                                                                                                                          I sure as hell don't think it's a revelation.
                                                                                                                          I'm just stating how easy it is and how little effort it takes.

                                                                                                                          Oh, also you're an asshole, I think you should get outside more.
                                                                                                                          Cheers!

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                                                                                                                            • cool1
                                                                                                                              sex is good
                                                                                                                              • Sep 2001
                                                                                                                              • 24939
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Congrats on losing the 20 lbs

                                                                                                                              I too lost some weight over the last 5 months
                                                                                                                              Was 195 now I am 155, back to where I was before I started working on computers!

                                                                                                                              Did a fruit fast every weekend and went for lots of walks this winter,
                                                                                                                              of course wearing 35 lbs of extra stay warm clothes helped.

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                                                                                                                                • Joesho
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                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2003
                                                                                                                                  • 12329
                                                                                                                                  #33
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                                                                                                                                    • SlickCash Sarah
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                                                                                                                                      • Feb 2004
                                                                                                                                      • 2055
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      So what did this diet consist of??

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                                                                                                                                        • Phoenix
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                                                                                                                                          • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                                          • 35475
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Sounds like a good idea..I wonder how many webmasters get any excercise at all.

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                                                                                                                                            • hova
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                                                                                                                                              • Jan 2002
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                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Thank god McD's stopped supersizing
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                                                                                                                                                • BradM
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                                                                                                                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                                                                                                                  • 3397
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by SlickCash Sarah
                                                                                                                                                  So what did this diet consist of??
                                                                                                                                                  Nothing! It wasn't a diet. It was simply dropping fast food. Cooking and eating GOOD food at home. Eating fruits and veggies and getting out every night for some exersize.

                                                                                                                                                  There was no starving or special all carb no carb all beef no beef diet involved.

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                                                                                                                                                    • Ironhorse
                                                                                                                                                      Pixel Pusher
                                                                                                                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                                                      • 7094
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by BradM


                                                                                                                                                      I sure as hell don't think it's a revelation.
                                                                                                                                                      I'm just stating how easy it is and how little effort it takes.

                                                                                                                                                      Oh, also you're an asshole, I think you should get outside more.
                                                                                                                                                      Cheers!
                                                                                                                                                      Now we have some REAL drama. Cheers!
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                                                                                                                                                        • BradM
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                                                                                                                                                          • Dec 2003
                                                                                                                                                          • 3397
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Ironhorse
                                                                                                                                                          Now we have some REAL drama. Cheers!
                                                                                                                                                          LOL well you asked for it. And BTW I don't actually think you're an asshole. Just for the record.

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                                                                                                                                                            • Ironhorse
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                                                                                                                                                              • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                                                              • 7094
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by BradM


                                                                                                                                                              LOL well you asked for it. And BTW I don't actually think you're an asshole. Just for the record.
                                                                                                                                                              No worries, I was kinda rough last night had a few beers, but seriously your ideas are great but not as simple I don't think. Here in the states you're surrounded by nothing but fast food joints, so it's tough to get the mental readiness for something like this, kudos to you for doing it.

                                                                                                                                                              I started paying more attention also lately, I'd like to drop some 25lbs, so I got a membership at the YMCA, so far I've only been able to make it once a week for some raquetball with my kids, but I know I need to do more. I'm also looking at doing the daily walk, again I know it's simple stuff but not so easy for some reason.

                                                                                                                                                              Again, congratulations and keep it up...err...OFF
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                                                                                                                                                                • GiantGnome
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                                                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                                                                  • 4344
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by BradM


                                                                                                                                                                  LOL well you asked for it. And BTW I don't actually think you're an asshole. Just for the record.

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                                                                                                                                                                  And furnish it with love
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                                                                                                                                                                    • Sarah_Jayne
                                                                                                                                                                      Now with more Jayne
                                                                                                                                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                                                                                                                                      • 40077
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      doesn't help if you didn't really eat fast food in the first place ;) the rest is just what every diet has always been about before Atkins popped up.

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                                                                                                                                                                        • BradM
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                                                                                                                                                                          • Dec 2003
                                                                                                                                                                          • 3397
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          Yes totally. And that's the thing - is that the ability to just go to A&W or Mcdicks or Wendys is SOOOOO easy. All you need is $5 and bam you're set.
                                                                                                                                                                          We all like the accessibility.

                                                                                                                                                                          But if you also consider my dinner last night for materials was $1.50 and took me 10 minutes to make.... you have to weight that out as well.

                                                                                                                                                                          Try it. STOP eating fast food. If you crave a hamburger stop by the grocery store and pick up a pack of lean ground beef and fire up the BBQ and make home made ones.

                                                                                                                                                                          Want some chicken burgers? DAMN chicken breast frozen in the cases are cheap. In canada we can get them for $20 a case for 25 breasts. I mean shit thats less than $1 a piece. Go get some buns and breasts and grill them up.

                                                                                                                                                                          It's so easy and obvious so just do it.

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                                                                                                                                                                            • Ironhorse
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                                                                                                                                                                              • Nov 2002
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                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              Go get some buns and breasts and grill them up.
                                                                                                                                                                              ..buns and breasts...mmmmmm...yummmy
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