About intelligent DNA but unfortunately they spit it out?
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"I try to make a habit of bouncing my eyes up to the face of a beautiful woman, and often repeat “not mine” in my head or even verbally. She’s not mine. God has her set aside. She’s not mine. She’s His little girl, and she needs me to fight for her by keeping my eyes where they should be." -
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What's worse than a male, chauvinistic pig?
-A woman who won't do what she's told.
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how many women does it take to change a light bulb?
2 - one to change the light bulb, and one to suck my cock
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how many women does it take to change a light bulb?
2 - one to change the light bulb, and one to suck my cock
Not funny
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Old cheezy jokeOriginally posted by natas
how many women does it take to change a light bulb?
2 - one to change the light bulb, and one to suck my cock
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Co signOriginally posted by jimboc
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Two guys and a girl were sitting at a bar talking about their lives.
The one guy said, "I'm a YUPPIE. You know, Young Urban Professional."
The second guy responded, "I'm a DINK. You know, Double Income No Kids."
They then asked the woman, "What are you?"
She replied: "I'm a WIFE. You know, Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc." Comment
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this was from maxim this month
Why cant Helen Keller drive?
Coz she a women.Someone finds you...
2007
PS: Nationalnet is the best host I've ever had. And i tried alot of them.Comment
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Originally posted by chowda
this was from maxim this month
Why cant Helen Keller drive?
Coz she a women.
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I watch this every day to keep myself motivated for all you lovely guys..
http://adultmoviemadness.com/clips/sick.mpeg
can you feel the love?
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When god created men
she was only joking....
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i'll second thatOriginally posted by Pornopat
When god created men
she was only joking....
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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing... you already told her twice.Comment
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HAHAHAHA ouch!Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
I watch this every day to keep myself motivated for all you lovely guys..
http://adultmoviemadness.com/clips/sick.mpeg
can you feel the love?
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How many male, chauvinistic pigs does it take to change a lightbulb?
-None: the bitch can cook in the dark
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anymoreSomeone finds you...
2007
PS: Nationalnet is the best host I've ever had. And i tried alot of them.Comment
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Interesting. I thought it was cuz she's dead.Originally posted by chowda
this was from maxim this month
Why cant Helen Keller drive?
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Leeee-hee-hee-heave everything to me!Originally posted by stocktrader23
About intelligent DNA but unfortunately they spit it out?
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geez, I don't know.Comment
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really nice, heheOriginally posted by CDSmith
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Originally posted by CDSmith
Leeee-hee-hee-heave everything to me!
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hahaha, thats oh so true too.
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nice jokes guys
why do women have smaller feet than men?
so they can get closer to the kitchen sinkComment
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What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?
-You can dump your load in a washing machine and not worry about it following you around for a week.
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What's the first thing a woman does when she gets out of a home for battered women?
The DISHES, if she knows what's good for her ass!
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What's the useless piece of skin attached to the pussy?
The womanIf Biff Fucks My Mom... I Might Never Be Born...Comment
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God said, "Adam, I want you to do something for me."
Adam said, "Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?"
God said, "Go down into that valley."
Adam said, "What's a valley?"
God explained it to him.
Then God said, "Cross the river."
Adam said, "What's a river?"
God explained that to him, and then said, "Go over to the hill......."
Adam said, "What is a hill?"
So, God explained to Adam what a hill was.
He told Adam, "On the other side of the hill you will find a cave"
Adam said, "What's a cave?"
After God explained, he said, "In the cave you will find a Woman."
Adam said, "What's a woman?"
So God explained that to him, too.
Then, God said, "I want you to reproduce."
Adam said, "How do I do that?"
God first said (under his breath), "Geez....."
And then, just like everything else, God explained that to Adam as well.
So, Adam goes down into the valley, across the river, and over the hill, in to the cave, and finds the woman.
Then, in about five minutes, he was back.
God, his patience wearing thin, said angrily, "What is it now?"
And Adam said,
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hahaha!!!Comment
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How do you call a woman who has lost 99% of her intelligence?
WIDOW!Comment
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How does that joke about women go?
i cant post it here..
my other half edits my posts..
if she catches me...Comment
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Do you let her get out of the kitchen?Originally posted by SoundMan
How does that joke about women go?
i cant post it here..
my other half edits my posts..
if she catches me...Comment
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Originally posted by CDSmith
"What's a headache"? Nice!
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And why don't women need a drivers license?Originally posted by chowda
this was from maxim this month
Why cant Helen Keller drive?
Coz she a women.
Because there's no highway between the kitchen and the bedroomComment
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god to adam; adam, i want to offer you a deal. i will provide you with an eternal companion. i will call her "woman". she will cook for you, clean for you, and have sex with you whenever you want!
adam: wow, thats great! whats it going to cost me?
god: an arm and a leg
adam: hmm... no thanks, what can i get for a rib?Comment
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."Comment
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