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"Just as a man who has fallen into a heap of filth ought to seek the great pond of water covered with lotuses, which is near by: even so seek thou for the great deathless lake of Nirvana to wash off the defilement of wrong. If the lake is not sought, it is not the fault of the lake."
HAHA, that was the funniest email I've ever received from a sponsor. The writing was more funny than anything else.
"You gotta love any holiday where we encourage young children to dress up like Satan.
Try sending your kid to school with horns and a pitchfork any other day of the year. But on Halloween, its more like, Awww, what a cute little Minion of Hell you are! Have some candy!"
Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom HAHA, that was the funniest email I've ever received from a sponsor. The writing was more funny than anything else.
"You gotta love any holiday where we encourage young children to dress up like Satan.
Try sending your kid to school with horns and a pitchfork any other day of the year. But on Halloween, its more like, Awww, what a cute little Minion of Hell you are! Have some candy!"
THANK YOU!!! I try to make them funny enough to be worth reading.
I really appreciate it. *feels all warm and fuzzy*
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Originally posted by Shoplifter Where can I order furry pants?
Actually, my grandma made those for me years ago. She made a matching pair for my brother and I (for Burning Man) Afterwards We made her a T-shirt with a pic of us in the pants that said, "My grandsons may dress funny, but they love me tons."
Originally posted by xclusive Dude the F.B.I. Called and wanna know if you have the 2257 for the pumpkin. They wanna make sure she's ripe...
My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
HOLY SHIT... that's me. I did that like 2 years ago. There is a series of pics (with cum shot), and the rubber on the top is for a chick that rides it.
Originally posted by DirtyWhiteBoy HOLY SHIT... that's me. I did that like 2 years ago. There is a series of pics (with cum shot), and the rubber on the top is for a chick that rides it.
Originally posted by Halcyon LOL. Seriously? You da man.. Da Lord o' Gourds
I swear to Christ AND Buddha that's me. I gave a few pics to Stile and it got passed around from there. I have to go and find the set in my CDs... there are a hand full of pics. Me and this model did it one day after a shoot for shits and giggles.
The funny thing is that it feels really good, but the hole will stretch after about 5 minutes and gets loose... but for those first 5... bliss.
Now that I think of it, I may even have a short video clip of it. I'm going to dig though my shit tomorrow and see what I can find.
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