I quit smoking like 2 weeks before the test (for a job), but i smoked a lot before that so I want to be safe. I know to drink tons of water right before. Any other remedies?
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my first thought would be not to smoke weed or do any other drugs that might show up
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haha i dont have the cash for other ppl's urine or detox drinks, i'm a po folkOriginally posted by candyflip
Someone has a pre-tested urine business.
http://www.pretestedurine.com/clean-...g-test-kit.htm
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I have passed several buy drinking a few gallons of water the morning of the test. Drink until you get sick and them drink some more.Originally posted by candyflip
Someone has a pre-tested urine business.
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I said I stopped.Originally posted by brand0n
my first thought would be not to smoke weed or do any other drugs that might show up
call me slow...Comment
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Drink large quantities of cranberry juice (not the cocktail, the real juice)
Drink LOTS of it. It clears out your urinary tract. (that combined with water)
....and don't smoke pot anymore. Give it up already!
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ha, i have a half oz ready for after the test!Originally posted by sperbonzo
Drink large quantities of cranberry juice (not the cocktail, the real juice)
Drink LOTS of it. It clears out your urinary tract. (that combined with water)
....and don't smoke pot anymore. Give it up already!
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drugs are bad, mmmmkay?Comment
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And Do this starting NOW, not just right before. You need to have as much cranberry juice and water flowing through your urinary tract as possible BEFORE you actually go in to take the test. If you have a week before the test - Great! If not, just get down as much as you can, and pee as often as you can before you have to go in.Originally posted by sperbonzo
Drink large quantities of cranberry juice (not the cocktail, the real juice)
Drink LOTS of it. It clears out your urinary tract. (that combined with water)Michael Sperber / Acella Financial LLC/ Online Payment Processing
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Thats the only real way.Originally posted by brand0n
my first thought would be not to smoke weed or do any other drugs that might show up
call me slow...
If its a zero tolerance UA drinking a bunch of water will never work.
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Originally posted by sperbonzo
Drink large quantities of cranberry juice (not the cocktail, the real juice)
Drink LOTS of it. It clears out your urinary tract. (that combined with water)
....and don't smoke pot anymore. Give it up already!
what he said
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just call or go to your local Head Shop, there's all kinds of 1 time drinks you can take the day of the test that will fix the test for you. I've seen many ppl take these, and they passed every time. It will run you about $35
anything else you're told is a wive's tale.
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Those don't work anymoreOriginally posted by kmanrox
just call or go to your local Head Shop, there's all kinds of 1 time drinks you can take the day of the test that will fix the test for you. I've seen many ppl take these, and they passed every time. It will run you about $35
anything else you're told is a wive's tale.
trust me.. hit me on ICQ if you want elaboration.
Like "Golden Seal" or something similarLast edited by kenny; 10-28-2004, 09:45 AM.7Comment
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Originally posted by GirlNinja
ha, i have a half oz ready for after the test!
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are you sure? since when?Originally posted by kenny
Those don't work anymore
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no shit, huhOriginally posted by brand0n
my first thought would be not to smoke weed or do any other drugs that might show up
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You quit smoking weed 2 weeks ago and expect to pass a test?Originally posted by GirlNinja
I quit smoking like 2 weeks before the test (for a job), but i smoked a lot before that so I want to be safe. I know to drink tons of water right before. Any other remedies?
Wow.... amazing.
Yeah there are lot's of advertised ways to "clean your system" but the new tests are too exact. The newest tests can detect shit in your system for the past 30 to 90 days (depending on the test and the drug).
Maybe toss the weed in the trash and try to get a job in about 90 days when you're really clean?
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I know it doesn't work anymore from people failing UAs.Originally posted by kmanrox
are you sure? since when?
Probation violations, etc.
Here is article I just found on Google:
http://cannabisnews.com/news/thread10010.shtml7Comment
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i wonder if they have an affiliate programOriginally posted by candyflip
Someone has a pre-tested urine business.
http://www.pretestedurine.com/clean-...g-test-kit.htmComment
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OH THE IRONY OF THIS THREAD!!!!
One of the biggest activist in this thread http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...adid=378810&s= just happens to be...you guessed it, GIRLNINJA!!!
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Originally posted by HighOnAcid
OH THE IRONY OF THIS THREAD!!!!
One of the biggest activist in this thread http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...adid=378810&s= just happens to be...you guessed it, GIRLNINJA!!!
shhhhhhhhhh
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Originally posted by HighOnAcid
OH THE IRONY OF THIS THREAD!!!!
One of the biggest activist in this thread http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...adid=378810&s= just happens to be...you guessed it, GIRLNINJA!!!
Where is the irony in a pot head needing to pass a piss test?
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High school with honors, free college, gonna have a great job......and all of it can be literally pissed away in a matter of minutes.Originally posted by GirlNinja
Where is the irony in a pot head needing to pass a piss test?
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This test is for a job at the hospital. Not EVERYTHING will be pissed away, only a job at the hospital.Originally posted by stocktrader23
High school with honors, free college, gonna have a great job......and all of it can be literally pissed away in a matter of minutes.
I'm pretty sure I'm gonna pass it though.Comment
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If your screwed heres what you do..
Right before you go in for the pee test pour some bleach over your hands.. let it dry off , but dont wipe it off. ( it will dry quick )
Ok now when you do the pee test , just piss a little bit on the tips of your fingers and the residual bleach will leech out into the pee and invalidate the test.. In a few weeks , they will likely call you back for another test, ( this gives you the time to get really clean )hatisblack at yahoo.comComment
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Piss for enjoyment not employment....
Go to a headshop they should have some piss-rite Its a geliten vita drink that tastes like crap. Also golden seal helps mask it, but don't use both.Comment
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So you think the hospital is going to test you but not your "dream job" whatever it may be? Most any respectable job not only tests you before hiring they also throw in a few random ones for fun.Originally posted by GirlNinja
This test is for a job at the hospital. Not EVERYTHING will be pissed away, only a job at the hospital.
I'm pretty sure I'm gonna pass it though.
Good luck.
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Don't do drugs and you will pass the test...Comment
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Originally posted by stocktrader23
So you think the hospital is going to test you but not your "dream job" whatever it may be? Most any respectable job not only tests you before hiring they also throw in a few random ones for fun.
Good luck.
I know that. But that isn't the case right now.Comment
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that is genius and might just workOriginally posted by SmokeyTheBear
If your screwed heres what you do..
Right before you go in for the pee test pour some bleach over your hands.. let it dry off , but dont wipe it off. ( it will dry quick )
Ok now when you do the pee test , just piss a little bit on the tips of your fingers and the residual bleach will leech out into the pee and invalidate the test.. In a few weeks , they will likely call you back for another test, ( this gives you the time to get really clean )Telegram PhoenixBrad
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some guy told me to drink a teaspoon of bleach in a glass of orange juice... i dont know about all that. . .Originally posted by Phoenix
that is genius and might just workComment
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Don't drink bleachOriginally posted by GirlNinja
some guy told me to drink a teaspoon of bleach in a glass of orange juice... i dont know about all that. . .7Comment
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That works but they know about it.Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear
If your screwed heres what you do..
Right before you go in for the pee test pour some bleach over your hands.. let it dry off , but dont wipe it off. ( it will dry quick )
Ok now when you do the pee test , just piss a little bit on the tips of your fingers and the residual bleach will leech out into the pee and invalidate the test.. In a few weeks , they will likely call you back for another test, ( this gives you the time to get really clean )7Comment
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If there's any trace of bleach in your piss then you're automatically disqualified from the job. They won't call you back for another test!
"Um yeah, Mr. Johnson...we found BLEECH in your piss so the test was inconclusive can you please come back in for another test but please try not to drink BLEECH before this test." Give me a fucking break!
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Maybe it works in Canada. Guy I talked to before told me he passed urine tests by using a catheter. I don't remember the specifics but wft?Originally posted by HighOnAcid
If there's any trace of bleach in your piss then you're automatically disqualified from the job. They won't call you back for another test!
"Um yeah, Mr. Johnson...we found BLEECH in your piss so the test was inconclusive can you please come back in for another test but please try not to drink BLEECH before this test." Give me a fucking break!
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I'd let you pee on me;-)!;-)!;-)!;-)!;-)!;-)!;-)!;-)!;-)!;-)!;-)Comment
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eating a good meal before the test may be a good idea too... if you drink too much water the piss may become too watered down and you may be accused of trying to manipulate with the results....Custom Software Development, email: woj#at#wojfun#.#com to discuss details or skype: wojl2000 or gchat: wojfun or telegram: wojl2000
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suck the tester's cock ?
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Originally posted by brand0n
my first thought would be not to smoke weed or do any other drugs that might show up
call me slow...Comment
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The tests are way to accurate to manipulate by drinking a bunch of water.Originally posted by woj
eating a good meal before the test may be a good idea too... if you drink too much water the piss may become too watered down and you may be accused of trying to manipulate with the results....
That might of worked with 1984 testing technology but not anymore
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Originally posted by GirlNinja
some guy told me to drink a teaspoon of bleach in a glass of orange juice... i dont know about all that. . .
i've heard that really does workComment
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I wouldn't try it. Bleach!?Originally posted by Mz.YoLy
i've heard that really does workComment
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Since about a month ago when my son bought one of those kits, drank cranberry juice 'til he was saturated, drank water, did everything.Originally posted by kmanrox
are you sure? since when?
His test came back inconclusive and showed irregularities.
These companies are right, in that....the tested urine won't show thc....but, it will show something, which means you buy yourself time for a monitored piss test or you get fired.
Now, he's been clean for over a month and will pass...most likely...
If it isn't a monitored test, you can have someone pee for you in a sealed bag. Problem is, they can also tell if the urine is older than a few hours. Testing has become quite sophisticated.Raven
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This was earlier this year (well after the article from CannabisNews.com) -- a friend of mine passed a urine and hair test for a casino job in Vegas. He drank a couple of bottles of something from a headshop and used a special shampoo right before the test. I don't know which products he used though.
The best way to avoid getting up early, stupid bosses, urine tests, timed breaks...self-employment.Comment
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you can have mine for free, i just flush it down the hole anywaysOriginally posted by GirlNinja
haha i dont have the cash for other ppl's urine or detox drinks, i'm a po folk
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