"Only the dead have seen the end of war." - Plato
"In the abscence of orders, go find something and kill it." - Erwin Rommel
"A man's worth is no greater then the worth of his ambitions." - Marcus Aurelius
I had some stupid pain loving fuck ask me to trample on his hand when I was dancing in this club in Miami.. I was dancing on this little pedestal and the silly man slid his hand under my high heel.. I guess he was expecting me to be nice and gently push on his hand..BAH! I raised my foot and slammed that mans hand. He was in severe pain and wished that he would have never laid eyes on me that night. Next time he asks for a trampling, he will learn to have a few hundreds in the other hand and not pick the meanest bitch in the place
This has nothing to do with that, but on the topic of ball torture, a friend of mine was involved in a head on collision with a guy going 130 miles an hour trying to outrun a cop, the centrifugal force was so great that it tore my friends ballsack loose and his testicles were exposed bare from the sack, oh and he lived, and didnt lose his jewels either. He got really lucky. The other driver outrunning the cops died.
we used to get this guy to boil his balls on cam for us.. he would show us while he was heating the water then dunk his balls in and out of the water.. he was a real sick fuck.. had to love a guy that would torture himself while paying you..hahahahahahaha
Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday we used to get this guy to boil his balls on cam for us.. he would show us while he was heating the water then dunk his balls in and out of the water.. he was a real sick fuck.. had to love a guy that would torture himself while paying you..hahahahahahaha
No chicks ever been hatched from a boiled egg...lol. I hope he's already had kids cause boiled balls won't be of much use to him.
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