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  • RRRED
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    • Jan 2001
    • 6754

    #1

    Anyone got ideas for our next Turd ad?

    Please be detailed, no movie stars or anything else that can get us into trouble.

    Can anyone help us? If we use your idea, we'll send you a little surprise.
  • psyko514
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    • Oct 2002
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    #2
    Something to do with death?

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    • Chris
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • May 2003
      • 27880

      #3
      Turd Vs. p1mpdogg!

      Duel to th death ?


      Turd Vs. Some other character ?


      Turd Dreaming about cherise ?

      Turd humping things ?


      Turd makes his own gfy skin ?



      More to come ...
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      • Gramps
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        • Feb 2004
        • 168

        #4
        Something to do with Rconn

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        • Chris
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • May 2003
          • 27880

          #5
          ROFL I GOT ONE !

          Turd enterin in the Miss Gfy Contest ...

          Each week ... new banner .. him modelin swimsuits !


          bwhahahah
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          • Chris
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • May 2003
            • 27880

            #6
            Turd sucking on some big boobies ?



            Turd Surfing gfy get bored with all the lame threads and says fuck it and surfs his way to a boobie bucks site


            Turd holding a convo with amp in hawaii speak
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            • Chris
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • May 2003
              • 27880

              #7
              turd haxoring like smokey teh bear
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              • nathan_f
                Confirmed User
                • Sep 2003
                • 3983

                #8
                turd should fend off an invasion of aliens that look suspiciously like juicylinks.

                no farting this time.

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                • Chris
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • May 2003
                  • 27880

                  #9
                  Turdin Going to the bank to cash his phat boobie bucks check
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                  • Chris
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • May 2003
                    • 27880

                    #10
                    Turd Finds his self a lady friend
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                    • brand0n
                      been very busy
                      • Nov 2002
                      • 26983

                      #11
                      turd on vaction in mexico
                      turd doing an easy riders cross usa road trip
                      want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

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                      • overlord
                        Confirmed User
                        • Dec 2003
                        • 3670

                        #12
                        turd goes wild in Cancun

                        turd winning Miss GFY

                        turd's affair with a leprechaun for St Patrick's Day

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                        • Oracle Porn
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                          • Oct 2002
                          • 24433

                          #13
                          turd gets fucked in the ass by juicy


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                          • overlord
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                            • Dec 2003
                            • 3670

                            #14
                            Turd's World Tour - Each banner has turd desecrating different countries landmarks.

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                            • DamageX
                              Marketing & Strategy
                              • Jun 2001
                              • 14293

                              #15
                              Always got ideas, but never for free.
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                              If you don't do it, somebody else will - true story!

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                              • GSpotShawn
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                                • Dec 2003
                                • 389

                                #16
                                two words ...

                                anal electrocution
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                                • WildEyes
                                  Registered User
                                  • Feb 2004
                                  • 22

                                  #17
                                  does this help.

                                  <img src="http://www.goof.net/z1.jpg">

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                                  • RRRED
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jan 2001
                                    • 6754

                                    #18
                                    Well I was thinking a little more detail like,

                                    Turd crashes his car against a tree, then hes shown in a restaurant spilling his wine, then he's chopping down a tree and it goes the wrong way falling on top of someones house or something. And the text being something like "Everyone makes mistakes sometimes. Choose the right niche... the BOOB niche... Boobiebucks.com"

                                    That's what I mean guys... Come on you can do it I just pulled that out of my ass.

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                                    • RRRED
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                                      • Jan 2001
                                      • 6754

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by WildEyes
                                      does this help.

                                      <img src="http://www.goof.net/z1.jpg">

                                      Hahaha actually that DOES make my brain turn. Sad isn't it?

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                                      • Shok
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                                        • Apr 2001
                                        • 5611

                                        #20
                                        Turd told me he wants to make it with a cam girl in his next ad

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                                        • dunefield
                                          www.barely18movies.com
                                          • Feb 2003
                                          • 10920

                                          #21
                                          do one of turd accidently going into a gay bar... then runs out... and wishes he saw content of boobiebucks... or he needs to look at boobiebucks content to get over the horror...

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                                          • SoundMan
                                            So Fucking Banned
                                            • Nov 2003
                                            • 3471

                                            #22
                                            boobs that turn into assholes then take a shit.

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                                            • dunefield
                                              www.barely18movies.com
                                              • Feb 2003
                                              • 10920

                                              #23
                                              here's a bump

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                                              • RRRED
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Jan 2001
                                                • 6754

                                                #24
                                                Sorry for the bump but still waiting for the genius idea... Not bad, dunefield.

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                                                • NaughtyJenn
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                                                  • Apr 2003
                                                  • 7355

                                                  #25
                                                  do a knock off of passion of the christ and do passion of the turd

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                                                  • sickkittens
                                                    I am a meat popsicle.
                                                    • Jul 2002
                                                    • 25100

                                                    #26
                                                    Turd, the next American Idol?

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                                                    • sickkittens
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                                                      • Jul 2002
                                                      • 25100

                                                      #27
                                                      or Turd stolen home sex movie?

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                                                      • Anya
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                                                        • Jul 2003
                                                        • 437

                                                        #28
                                                        Hi RRRED, I'm only posting this because you're making me do it!

                                                        The Turd banner idea...

                                                        Ok, the beginning... Turd is sitting in front of a 10-key machine, punching #'s in... maybe he's wearing one of those lil poker visors... he has a notepad next to him... you pan to the list, one side has his expenses:

                                                        massages (high $ amt)
                                                        girls (high $ amt)
                                                        filet (he has expensive taste)
                                                        etc etc

                                                        then... you see the other side-income:

                                                        somecrappyprogram.com (low $ amt)
                                                        wesuckonpayouts.com (low $ amt)
                                                        etc etc

                                                        Next, he mails it off to the IRS

                                                        Next thing we see... he receives a letter.. the front of it says: Official IRS Business
                                                        *open envelope*

                                                        The letter inside says something along the lines of:

                                                        Dear Turd,
                                                        Thanks for laugh!
                                                        Next time: USE BOOBIEBUCKS!

                                                        The last thing you see is:
                                                        His eyes get big and he does that 'home alone' kid face where his paws go up to his cheeks




                                                        Tada!

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                                                        • RRRED
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                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                          • 6754

                                                          #29
                                                          A_Fox you da winner! I sent this to Andrew and he'll get started on it right away. Just make sure you send me your mailing address to webmaster AT boobiebucks.com .

                                                          Me and shok will come up with something interesting to send you hehehe.....

                                                          Thanks for being so detailed. I really love the idea.

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                                                          • Honez
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                                                            • Apr 2003
                                                            • 6636

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by overlord
                                                            Turd's World Tour - Each banner has turd desecrating different countries landmarks.
                                                            hehe He could be the feline, porn version of Triumph
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                                                            • Shok
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                                                              • Apr 2001
                                                              • 5611

                                                              #31
                                                              Congrats A_Fox

                                                              You win a date with me!!!!


                                                              lol


                                                              naa we will find something special

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                                                              • Anya
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                                                                • Jul 2003
                                                                • 437

                                                                #32
                                                                Thanks RRRED & Shok, I am seriously blushing!

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