oh... - Jesus Christ - is a moron

Are you okay?

the Lord is going to be upset

A correction of a misconception. There is no such place as hell!


The Hebrew word sheol appears in the Book of Psalms fifteen times. It is translated hell seven times, and grave eight times. There is no valid reason at all why it should not have been translated the same in every instance. Had this been done, much would have been accomplished in freeing the minds of the public from the Dark Ages blasphemy against the glorious name of a loving God. These uses of the word sheol in the Book of Psalms are as follows:
"For in death there is no remembrance of thee: in the grave [sheol] who shall give thanks?" (PSALM 6:5) What a clear and positive statement we here have to prove that those in sheol are unconscious! The reference is to the righteous who, being always glad to praise God while they are alive, would be glad to give thanks to him after they die were it possible to do so; but it is not, for they remain asleep in death until the resurrection.
"The wicked shall be [re] turned into hell [sheol], and all the nations that forget God." (PSALM 9:17) The word "turned" is here a translation of the Hebrew word shuwb, which is properly translated returned. The message of this psalm applies to the period of Christ's reign, during which the Lord will "judge the world in righteousness." (Verse 8) It will be then that the Lord will be a "refuge for the oppressed." (Verse 9) The Lord will then be known by the "judgment which he executeth."-Verse 16
Revelation 20:7-9 informs us that the people of the nations who fail to obey the laws of Christ's kingdom are to be destroyed by the direct judgements of God; and it is evidently to this that PSALM 9:17 refers to. Hence we can see the appropriateness of the use of the Hebrew word shuwb, meaning returned. These wicked nations, having been awakened from the sleep of death and given a full opportunity to obey the laws of the kingdom and live, will be "returned" into sheol, the Bible hell-not a place of torment, but the condition of death, oblivion, for ultimately "all the wicked God will destroy."-PSALM 145:20
"Thou wilt not leave my soul in hell [sheol]; neither wilt thou suffer thine Holy One to see corruption." (PSALM 16:10) The Apostle Peter quoted this text during the course of his Pentecostal Sermon and explained that it applies to Jesus-that it was Jesus' soul that was not left in sheol. (ACTS 2:27-32) Thus we have an irrefutable proof that sheol is not a place of torment, for surely no one could think of Jesus going to such a place when he died.
The translators must have known that the "Holy One" of this text was Jesus, yet they used the word hell to describe his condition in death, despite the fact that in most other instances where the righteous were concerned they have translated sheol by the word grave or pit. The reason for this is obvious, for they were caught in a dilemma by the fact that it is Jesus' soul that is said to be in sheol. Had they used the word grave, they would have been admitting that Jesus' soul was in the grave, in oblivion; so knowing that in the minds of the average reader hell was at least a place of life, they used it, hoping perhaps no one would inquire too diligently as to why Jesus was in hell, or just what his experience there might have been.
To admit, through a translation, that Jesus' soul was in the grave, the state of death, would have disproved another of the Dark Age dogmas; namely, the erroneous theory of the immortality of the soul. Actually, Jesus' soul did go into death, into sheol. The Prophet Isaiah writes concerning him that "he hath poured out his soul unto death"; his soul was made "an offering for sin." (ISAIAH 53:12,10) It was essential that Jesus give his life, his soul, in order for the human race to be redeemed from death. It was because Jesus took the sinner's place in sheol, in death, that all will be awakened from death and be given an opportunity to live forever "As in Adam all die, even so in Christ shall all be made alive." Corinthians I 15:22

Lets correct more misconception.

holy thesis!!!

beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeef!

Jesus Christ will punish you.

I concur.

you're going to burn in HELL!

exactly!

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As they say in Texas. I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away.
You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformation. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?
Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.
You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.
You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.
And what meaning do you expect your delusional self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?
You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meat slapper.
On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.
You smarmy lager lout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oink artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.
You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away.
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.
The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.
(yes, I'm done now)

{Ducks, incoming lightning}

THE LORD HAS SPOKEN!!

how much??

yo yo...I want a copy of that keyword generating script

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thanks for pointing that out, bro ;-)

what u trying to do? build pr onto this thread? lol

Jesus loves even you, but I dont know why

there's alot of hate going on GFY. Alot of people hate me because they think I am a sig whore

"because i AM a sig whore"

can i use this from time to time? thats fuckin perfect

You guys are fucking insane. What's the benefit of doing this kind of shit? I guess some just need to get noticed, even if its for very bad reasons.