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"2) Alcohol makes your face look DUMB.
This one is pretty cut and dried... drink alcohol, get relaxed. drink too much alcohol, get too relaxed. and walk around looking like most of your brain is missing. actually, that's not so far from the truth. when one eyelid starts sitting lower than the other and you start drooling because your stupid mouth is hanging open like a fucking bloodhound, you have a problem, Houston. "
hehe, funny
i'd change the colors of your blog, or up the text size. it's hard to read.
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