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dam the 30 second rule! LOL
i forgot about that for a sec... ah well congrats to whoever!
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Originally posted by WiredGuy
Did I win something?
WG
wired guy won this one guys... its 200th post ..
congrats
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Congrats, WG
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yeh i know.. bad luck man, you deserved itOriginally posted by coolone
Bummers I went to sleep and missed it.
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Just emailed you, thanks.
WGI play with Google.Comment
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wut are we at right now?Comment
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Originally posted by coolone
Looks like it will take for ever to get to the next prize
yeh thats what im thinking as well..Comment
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Just emailed you
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Confessions Of Sodom
One Sunday, my priest asked if I could cover his Confession shift for him -- he said it was easy, since he had a sin list inside the booth which listed both sins and penance. I agreed and took the booth early on Sunday morning. Soon people showed up.
"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. I have committed adultery."
"Adultery, eh?" I said. "You sly devil. That'll be three hail mary's, plus five bucks."
"Thank you, Father." Another person came into the booth.
"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. I have embezzled money from work."
"Embezzlement, eh? Naughty, naughty. That'll be 5 hail mary's, plus fourteen bucks."
"Thank you, Father." This was easy, I thought. I can handle this. Another person came into the booth.
"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. I have commited the sin of butt-sex."
"Butt-sex, huh?" I looked at the list, but I didn't see butt-sex there. I excused myself to see if I could get some help. I found a choir boy hanging out on the steps of the church.
"Excuse me," I said. "What does Father Matthew give for buttsex?"
"Well," said the boy, "usually just milk and cookies, but sometimes a Snickers."Comment
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An elderly man, Willy, mimes driving a car as runs around the halls of a retirement home. An orderly turns the corner and asks Willy what he's doing.
Willy replies, "I'm going to Chicago for the weekend."
The orderly chuckles and enters Bob's room to check on him. He catchs Bob pleasuring himself, when asked what he is doing, Bob replies,"I'm screwing Willy's old lady while he's away in Chicago."Comment
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The Love Dress
A woman goes over to her married son's house and walks in to find her daughter-in-law sitting in a chair, entirely nude. The mother-in-law says, ?What the hell are you doing??
?I'm wearing my love dress,? responds the daughter-in-law, ?We haven't made love in a long time.?
So the mother-in-law says, ?Hm, maybe I should try that.?
She goes home to find her husband is not in, so she gets undressed. Two hours go by and finally she hears her husband's car. He walks in the front door and says, ?What the fuck are you doing??
?I'm wearing my love dress,? says the wife.
?Well,? responds the husband, ?it needs to be ironedComment
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This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster and he wants chicks.
So, he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster which he would sell. The other farmer says, ?Yeah, I?ve got this great rooster named Chuck. He?ll service every chicken you got, no problem.?
Well, Chuck the rooster costs a lot of money, but the farmer decides he?d be worth it. So, he buys Chuck. The farmer takes Chuck home and sets him down in the barnyard, first, giving the rooster a pep talk, ?Chuck, I want you to pace yourself now. You?ve got a lot of chickens to service here, and you cost me a lot of money. Consequently, I?ll need you to do a good job. So, take your time and have some fun,? the farmer said, with a chuckle.
Chuck seemed to understand, so the farmer points toward the hen house, and Chuck took off like a shot. - WHAM! - Chuck nails every hen in the hen house - - three or four times, and the farmer is really shocked. After that the farmer hears a commotion in the duck pen, sure enough, Chuck is in there. Later, the farmer sees Chuck after a flock of geese, down by the lake. Once again, - WHAM! - He gets all the geese.
By sunset he sees Chuck out in the fields chasing quail and pheasants. The farmer is distraught?worried that his expensive rooster won?t even last 24 hours. Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed and wakes up the next day to find Chuck dead as a doorknob?stone cold in the middle of the yard. Buzzards are circling overhead.
The farmer, saddened by the loss of such a colorful and expensive animal, shakes his head and says, ?Oh Chuck, I told you to pace yourself. I tried to get you to slow down, now look what you?ve done to yourself.?
Chuck opens one eye, nods toward the buzzards circling in the sky and says, ?Shhhh, they?re getting closer.....?Comment
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Three Buttons
A gentleman on a flight to Atlanta had a serious problem. He had made several attempts to get into the men?s restroom, but found it to be occupied.
The stewardess noticed that he was walking funny, taking small steps, and had a look of pain and anxiety on his face. ?Sir,? she said, ?the ladies? restroom is unoccupied. You may use it if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall.?
He was about to pop, and would have promised anything, so he agreed to her terms. The relief was pure joy, and as he sat there, savoring the feeling he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Three white buttons were identified by the letters: ?WW?, ?WA?, and ?PP?, and there was one red button labeled ?ATR.?
Who would really know if he touched them? He couldn?t just sit there and resist a challenge like this, so he pushed the ?WW? button. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. Such a nice feeling came over him. The men?s restroom didn?t have nice things like this.
Anticipating even greater pleasure, he pressed the ?WA? button. Warm air replaced the warm water, wafting and swirling about, gently drying his underside. He knew what he was going to do when the warm air stopped, and without hesitation, he pressed the ?PP? button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom, adding a fragrant scent of spring flowers to his unbelievable pleasure.
The ladies? room was far more than a restroom; it was a place of tender, loving pleasure! He could hardly wait for the powder puff to quit. When it did, he pushed what he knew was going to be the ultimate joy.
He knew he was in the hospital as soon as he opened his eyes. A nurse was staring down at him with a smirk on her face.
?What happened? How did I get here? The last thing I remember, I was in the ladies? restroom on a flight to Atlanta!?
?You pushed one too many buttons,? replied the nurse, as her smirk expanded to a grin. ?That last button marked ?ATR? is an automatic tampon remover. Your penis is under your pillow.?Comment
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Does anybody wanna win some MONEY???
C'mon folks, I know you can keep this going.Lea
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