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  • CDSmith
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    • May 2001
    • 51460

    #1

    Ukranian joke. You laugh like hell, yes?

    An elderly Ukrainian man lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favourite Ukrainian perogies with fried onions wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed.

    Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with even greater effort, gripping the railing with both hands, he crawled downstairs. With laboured breath, he leaned against the door frame, gazing into the kitchen. Where if not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven, for there, spread out upon waxed paper on the kitchen table were literally hundreds of his favourite perogies.

    Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted Ukrainian wife of sixty years, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man? Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself towards the table, landing on his knees in a crumpled posture. His parched lips parted, the wondrous taste of the perogies was already in his mouth, seemingly bringing him back to life.

    The aged and withered hand trembled on its way to the perogies at the edge of the table, when it was suddenly smacked with a wooden spoon by his wife.....

    "Back off!" she said, "They're for the funeral."
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  • Nanda
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    • Jul 2003
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    #2
    LOL....
    My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
    He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!

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    • uvort
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      #3
      lol
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      • mammy
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        • Jun 2003
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        #4
        i am from ukraine=]
        joke is good
        but i think natinality is not needed while telling the story

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        • Brat
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          • Jan 2003
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          #5
          Originally posted by mammy
          i am from ukraine=]
          joke is good
          but i think natinality is not needed while telling the story
          for the pierogies part yes

          it has to be some eastern european country :P

          mmmmm pierogies!

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          • Doctor Dre
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            • Jan 2001
            • 51692

            #6
            OUTCH ! That gotta hurt !
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            I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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            • leow
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              • Feb 2004
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              #7
              i think that all like pierogies
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              • myjah
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                • Sep 2003
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                #8
                spoken just like a woman whos been preparing food for an event
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                • CDSmith
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                  #9
                  I am destined to marry and grow old with a woman like this.






                  one that will whack my hand with a wooden spoon when I reach for her perogies.
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                  • Forkbeard
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                    • Feb 2002
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                    #10
                    That's easy to fix, grab a pirog AND the wooden spoon, eat the pirog while you spank her with the spoon and compliment her on her cooking!

                    If you've got the right woman, she'll love you more and make pirogies more often.

                    Alas my lady is not from Eastern Europe and doesn't know how to make pirogies. I need to make a quick trip to St. Petersburg, this thread is making me hungry!
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                    • armyofme
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                      • Feb 2004
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                      #11
                      cute joke

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                      • Pornopat
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                        #12
                        Thats a nice joke.
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                        • CDSmith
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                          #13
                          MAD WIFE DISEASE

                          He was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind
                          him and whacked him on the head with a rolled up magazine.

                          "Ouch!! What was that for?" he asked.

                          "That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name
                          Mary Lou written on it," she replied.

                          "Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Mary Lou was the name of one of the horse I bet on," he explained.

                          "Oh honey, I'm so sorry," she said. "I should have known there was a
                          good explanation."

                          Three days later he was watching a ball game on TV when she walked up and hit him in the head again, this time with an iron skillet, which
                          knocked him out cold.

                          When he came too, he asked, "Now what was that for?"

                          She replied, "Your horse called".
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                          • psyko514
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by CDSmith
                            "Back off!" she said, "They're for the funeral."
                            Fucking great joke!

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                            • MetaMan
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                              #15
                              I AM UKRAINIAN AND WE OWN THE FUCKING EARTH U DUM FUCKS WE ALSO DIED IN WW2, DIE ALL YOU SICK INBRED MONKIES WHO MADE IT!

                              but good joke, does remind me of a Ukrainian person because we are all stubborn.

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                              • runaway
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                                #16

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                                • Nydahl
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                                  #17
                                  not so funny to me - I don't feel ok so I think this could happened to me soon too
                                  no I am kidding - I am not married
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                                  • SNIPER
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                                    #18
                                    LOL...liked the joke

                                    You always need to laugh at least once a day.


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                                    • digifan
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                                      #19
                                      Lol... nice one and any food will do
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                                      • CDSmith
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                                        • May 2001
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                                        #20
                                        Further to the whole theme of women beating the shit out of men.....



                                        A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both
                                        of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are
                                        hurt.

                                        God works in Mysterious ways.

                                        After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man.
                                        That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's
                                        nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we
                                        should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of
                                        our days".

                                        Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this
                                        must be a sign from God!" The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man.

                                        The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle
                                        and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and
                                        immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

                                        The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies, "No. I think
                                        I'll just wait for the police.... "

                                        MORAL OF THE STORY: Women are clever, evil bitches. Don't mess with them
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                                        • SNIPER
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                                          #21
                                          LMAO....now laughing twice in a day is even better.
                                          Love that Canuk humor. We are funny but in a evil way

                                          Hi CD :-)


                                          Face Like and Angel, but Makes More Deals than the Devil }:-)

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                                          • CDSmith
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                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by SNIPER
                                            LMAO....now laughing twice in a day is even better.
                                            Love that Canuk humor. We are funny but in a evil way

                                            Hi CD :-)
                                            Hello gorgeous. How's life in gorgeousville?
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                                            • Ic3m4nZ
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                                              #23

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                                              • SNIPER
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                                                #24
                                                *blush* CD, believe it or not I am now a single gal so life is fun Is Winnipeg still cold? We had 10 degree weather here in TO this past week. Time to take of the parka's :-)


                                                Face Like and Angel, but Makes More Deals than the Devil }:-)

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                                                • CDSmith
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by SNIPER
                                                  *blush* CD, believe it or not I am now a single gal so life is fun Is Winnipeg still cold? We had 10 degree weather here in TO this past week. Time to take of the parka's :-)
                                                  *wondering what man in his right mind would let you get away*


                                                  Yeah, it was nice here last week with plus 3 temps, I even barbecued some huge steaks outside. But this week it has again turned cold.... minus 15 today, all that melted snow has turned to solid ice.... rock solid. I put away the snow shovel and brought out the dynamite.



                                                  SOoooo..... single eh?
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                                                  • digifan
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                                                    #26
                                                    Old but good
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                                                    • SNIPER
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                                                      #27
                                                      Yup....he left me or better yet we left each other. little bitter but I will get over it, still too early for that.
                                                      So the warmer weather over here has me all exicited. Can't wait to leave the boots and slip on the sandles.


                                                      Face Like and Angel, but Makes More Deals than the Devil }:-)

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                                                      • CDSmith
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                                                        • May 2001
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                                                        #28
                                                        Sleazy will love this one......


                                                        DON'T FUCK WITH A DACHSHUND

                                                        A wealthy man decided to go on a safari in Africa.

                                                        He took his faithful pet dog "dach" along for company.

                                                        One day, dach starts chasing butterflies and before long the dachshund discovers that he is lost. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention of having lunch.

                                                        Dach thinks, "I'm in deep trouble now! Then he noticed some bones on the ground close by and immediately settles
                                                        down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap, Dach exclaims loudly, "Boy,
                                                        that was one delicious leopard. I wonder if there are any more around here?"

                                                        Hearing this, the leopard halts his attack in mid-stride, as a look of terror comes over him, and slinks away into the trees.

                                                        "Whew," says the leopard. "That was close. Dach nearly had me."

                                                        Meanwhile, a monkey who had been! watching the whole scene from a nearby tree figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard.

                                                        So, off he goes. But the dachshund saw him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figured that something must be up.

                                                        The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard. The leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine."

                                                        Now Dach sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and thinks "What am I going to do now?"

                                                        But instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet and just when they get close enough to hear Dach says:

                                                        "Where's that stupid monkey? I sent him off half an hour ago to bring me another leopard."
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                                                        • TaDoW
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                                                          #29
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                                                          • CDSmith
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                                                            • May 2001
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                                                            #30
                                                            Old, but since it is an election year some might appreciate this one again....



                                                            A moral dilemma

                                                            Here's a dilemma for you.... be honest and decide what you would do.
                                                            This test only has one question, but it's a very important one.
                                                            Please don't answer it without giving it serious thought. By giving an
                                                            honest answer you will be able to test where you stand morally. The test
                                                            features unlikely, completely fictional situation, where you will have
                                                            to make a decision one way or the other. Remember that your answer
                                                            needs to be honest, yet spontaneous.

                                                            You're in Florida...In Miami, to be exact... There is great chaos going
                                                            on around you, caused by a hurricane and severe floods. There are huge
                                                            masses of water everywhere. You are a CNN photographer and you are in
                                                            the middle of this great disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless.
                                                            You're trying to shoot very impressive photos. There are houses and
                                                            people floating around you, disappearing into the water. Nature is
                                                            showing all its destroying power and is ripping everything away with
                                                            it. Suddenly you see a man in the water, fighting for his life, trying
                                                            not to be taken away by the masses of water and mud. You move closer.
                                                            Somehow the man looks familiar... Suddenly you know who it is - it's
                                                            George W. Bush! At the same time you notice that the raging waters are
                                                            about to take him away, forever. You have a chance to save him or you
                                                            can take the best photo of your life, a Pulitzer prize winning photo, a
                                                            unique photo displaying the death of one of the world's most powerful
                                                            men.

                                                            And here's the question (please give an honest answer)

                                                            Would you select color film, or rather go with the simplicity of classic
                                                            black and white ?
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                                                            • SleazyDream
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                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                              Sleazy will love this one......


                                                              DON'T FUCK WITH A DACHSHUND

                                                              A wealthy man decided to go on a safari in Africa.

                                                              He took his faithful pet dog "dach" along for company.

                                                              One day, dach starts chasing butterflies and before long the dachshund discovers that he is lost. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention of having lunch.

                                                              Dach thinks, "I'm in deep trouble now! Then he noticed some bones on the ground close by and immediately settles
                                                              down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap, Dach exclaims loudly, "Boy,
                                                              that was one delicious leopard. I wonder if there are any more around here?"

                                                              Hearing this, the leopard halts his attack in mid-stride, as a look of terror comes over him, and slinks away into the trees.

                                                              "Whew," says the leopard. "That was close. Dach nearly had me."

                                                              Meanwhile, a monkey who had been! watching the whole scene from a nearby tree figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard.

                                                              So, off he goes. But the dachshund saw him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figured that something must be up.

                                                              The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard. The leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine."

                                                              Now Dach sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and thinks "What am I going to do now?"

                                                              But instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet and just when they get close enough to hear Dach says:

                                                              "Where's that stupid monkey? I sent him off half an hour ago to bring me another leopard."
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                                                              Now read without the word dog.

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                                                              • slackologist
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                                                                • Dirty D
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                                                                  #33
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                                                                  • CDSmith
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                                                                    • May 2001
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by SNIPER
                                                                    Yup....he left me or better yet we left each other. little bitter but I will get over it, still too early for that.
                                                                    So the warmer weather over here has me all exicited. Can't wait to leave the boots and slip on the sandles.
                                                                    You can walk barefoot on my lawn anytime.





                                                                    Except for the six months of winter we have here. I'll carpet my bedroom with fake grass for you. :D
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                                                                    • Cyborg69
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                                                                      • 932

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                                      Old, but since it is an election year some might appreciate this one again....



                                                                      A moral dilemma

                                                                      Here's a dilemma for you.... be honest and decide what you would do.
                                                                      This test only has one question, but it's a very important one.
                                                                      Please don't answer it without giving it serious thought. By giving an
                                                                      honest answer you will be able to test where you stand morally. The test
                                                                      features unlikely, completely fictional situation, where you will have
                                                                      to make a decision one way or the other. Remember that your answer
                                                                      needs to be honest, yet spontaneous.

                                                                      You're in Florida...In Miami, to be exact... There is great chaos going
                                                                      on around you, caused by a hurricane and severe floods. There are huge
                                                                      masses of water everywhere. You are a CNN photographer and you are in
                                                                      the middle of this great disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless.
                                                                      You're trying to shoot very impressive photos. There are houses and
                                                                      people floating around you, disappearing into the water. Nature is
                                                                      showing all its destroying power and is ripping everything away with
                                                                      it. Suddenly you see a man in the water, fighting for his life, trying
                                                                      not to be taken away by the masses of water and mud. You move closer.
                                                                      Somehow the man looks familiar... Suddenly you know who it is - it's
                                                                      George W. Bush! At the same time you notice that the raging waters are
                                                                      about to take him away, forever. You have a chance to save him or you
                                                                      can take the best photo of your life, a Pulitzer prize winning photo, a
                                                                      unique photo displaying the death of one of the world's most powerful
                                                                      men.

                                                                      And here's the question (please give an honest answer)

                                                                      Would you select color film, or rather go with the simplicity of classic
                                                                      black and white ?
                                                                      black and white will be more dramatic

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                                                                      • Cyborg69
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                                                                        • Apr 2002
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                                        I AM UKRAINIAN AND WE OWN THE FUCKING EARTH
                                                                        Ne pizdite pozhalusto

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                                                                        • SNIPER
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                                                                          #37


                                                                          Face Like and Angel, but Makes More Deals than the Devil }:-)

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                                                                          • slackologist
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            would make a great short film..

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                                                                              #39

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                                                                              • CDSmith
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by SNIPER
                                                                                You're right, I better not carpet my bedroom with fake grass. My dog might think it is his new pooping area.


                                                                                Tell you what, I'll buy a sun lamp and a jetted tub for the six months of winter, how's that?
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                                                                                • CDSmith
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Here's a classic for the ladies out there......



                                                                                  <font face ="Comic Sans MS"><font size=+1><b>A Fairytail for the assertive woman of the Millenium</b></font>


                                                                                  Once upon a time, in a land far away,
                                                                                  a self assured princess happened
                                                                                  upon a frog as she sat
                                                                                  contemplating ecological issues
                                                                                  on the shores of an unpolluted pond
                                                                                  in a verdant meadow near her castle.
                                                                                  The frog hopped into the Princess' lap
                                                                                  and said: "Elegant Lady,
                                                                                  I was once a handsome Prince,
                                                                                  until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
                                                                                  One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back
                                                                                  into the dapper, young Prince that I am
                                                                                  and then, my sweet,
                                                                                  we can marry and live with my Mother,
                                                                                  where you can prepare my meals,
                                                                                  clean my clothes, bear my children,
                                                                                  and forever feel grateful and happy doing so."

                                                                                  That night, dining on a repast of lightly sauteed frogs legs
                                                                                  seasoned in a white wine sauce, she chuckled to herself
                                                                                  and thought: I don't fucking think so.



                                                                                  </font>















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                                                                                  • Mr. Marks
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    LOL

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                                                                                    • CDSmith
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Back to the whole Ukrainian/Russian thing.......




                                                                                      The phone rings at KGB headquarters.

                                                                                      "Hello?"

                                                                                      "Hello, is this KGB?"

                                                                                      "Yes. What do you want?"

                                                                                      "I'm calling to report my neighbor Yankel Rabinovitz as an enemy of the State. He is hiding undeclared diamonds in his
                                                                                      firewood."

                                                                                      "This will be noted."

                                                                                      Next day, the KGB goons come over to Rabinovitz's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept, break every piece of wood, find no diamonds, swear at Yankel Rabinovitz and leave.

                                                                                      The phone rings at Rabinovitz's house.

                                                                                      "Hello, Yankel! Did the KGB come?"

                                                                                      "Yes."

                                                                                      "Did they chop your firewood?"

                                                                                      "Yes, they did."

                                                                                      "Okay, now it's your turn to call. I need my vegetable patch plowed."
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                                                                                      • psyko514
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Crazy KGB motherfuckers.

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                                                                                        • SNIPER
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Mar 2001
                                                                                          • 410

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          You know how to get to a girl's heart CD :-)


                                                                                          Face Like and Angel, but Makes More Deals than the Devil }:-)

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                                                                                          • CDSmith
                                                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                            • May 2001
                                                                                            • 51460

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by SNIPER
                                                                                            You know how to get to a girl's heart CD :-)
                                                                                            Glad to hear that. I'll leave the side door open for you and turn up the heat. :D
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                                                                                            • Tex Willer
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                                                                                              • Apr 2002
                                                                                              • 1105

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by SNIPER
                                                                                              You know how to get to a girl's heart CD :-)
                                                                                              papuhaha269;ar...



                                                                                              good jokes tho

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                                                                                              • bhutocracy
                                                                                                Not making A Comeback
                                                                                                • Dec 2001
                                                                                                • 10218

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                hahah good shit CD.. love the dachshund one.

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                                                                                                • cashman
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                                                                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                                                                  • 898

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  good one, post more

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                                                                                                  • Illicit
                                                                                                    wtf ?
                                                                                                    • Dec 2003
                                                                                                    • 11895

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    I liked that one !
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