10-26-2004, 02:11 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 4,552
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Originally posted by BT_trafficcashgold
I AM MORE POWERFUL THAN THE COMBINED ARMIES OF THE WORLD.
I HAVE DESTROYED MORE MEN THAN ALL THE WARS OF THE NATION.
I HAVE CAUSED MILLIONS OF ACCIDENTS AND WRECKED MORE HOMES THEN ALL THE FLOODS, TORNADOES AND HURRICANES PUT TOGETHER;
I AM THE WORLDS SLICKEST THIEF. I STEAL BILLIONS OF DOLLARS EACH YEAR.
I FIND MY VICTIMS AMONG THE RICH AND POOR ALIKE, THE YOUNG AND THE OLD, THE STRONG AND THE WEAK.
I LOOM UP TO SUCH PROPORTIONS THAT I CAST A SHADOW OVER EVERY FIELD OF LABOR;
I AM RELENTLESS, INSIDIOUS, UNPREDICTABLE;
I AM EVERYWHERE - IN THE HOME, ON THE STREET, IN THE FACTORY, IN THE OFFICE, ON THE SEA AND IN THE AIR;
I BRING SICKNESS, POVERTY AND DEATH;
I GIVE NOTHING AND TAKE ALL;
I AM YOUR WORST ENEMY;
I AM
ALCOHOL
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Stop being such a goddamn pussy and have another fucking drink!
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