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I passed the TEST!!!!!
1. Have you ever decided to stop drinking for a week or so, but lasted only a couple of days?..no why do that?
2. Do you wish people would stop nagging you about your drinking?..no, I give a fuck.
3. Have you ever switched from one kind of drink to another hoping that would keep you from getting drunk? No..beer is fine.
4. Have you had a drink in the morning during the past year?
no..not a "single" one.
5. Do you envy people who can drink without getting into trouble? No, I drink, I get drunk, I fall down and get in no trouble.
6. Have you had problems connected with drinking during the past year? Only when it's 4am and the bars close.
7. Has your drinking caused you trouble at home? Which one?
8. Do you ever try to get extra drinks at a party because you did not get enough to drink? No. Always backed up.
9. Do you tell yourself you can stop drinking any time you want, even though you keep getting drunk? No, what's fun about that?
10. Have you missed days at work because of the drinking? No. I am my own boss and only work 10 hours a week.
11. Do you have blackouts? No. (what was that again?)
12. Have you ever felt that your life would be better if you did not drink? Hell No. It would be boring.
13. When you take one or two drinks, can you stop and walk away? Depends who's paying.
14. Have you ever embarrassed yourself or someone else when drinking? No. (If french kissing my best friends bride at the reception doesn't count)
15. Do you drink every day? No. I clean my body out every May15th.
16. How many times in the last month have you awakened with a hangover? Never..ever hear of Xanax?
17. Do you spend money you don't have on alcohol? No..you gotta be kidding me.
18. Has this affected your sleeping habits? (Do you pass out, get a drink in the middle of the night, or wet the bed when you sleep because of alcohol?) OK..yes I wet my bed.
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