Press Secretary for Home Land Security Aressted on CP charges

what he fuck
are these people in charge of the country?


wait this isnt fake is it?

Gotta link to the story?

It's true.. it's being talked about now on CNN

http://news.tbo.com/news/metro/MGBB3U7ZMLE.html

This is the link l ...just hit the news..give it 10 mins then google it

aint the world a great place?

Nice.....Didn't I just see a story about Federal Air Marshals being busted for drug trafficking or something like that?

And I should be proud to be an American because why?????

Huey B. Newton shot in cold blood in west Oakland
Oliver North receives community service hours
for selling weapons to known terrorists
Tawana was brutally raped, but two fools said she did it to herself
A six hundred million dollar stealth bomber fails to fly successfully
And you say I should be proud of this song
Think about it AMERICA!

Verse One: Sir Mix-a-Lot

I'm living like hell in a world of death
Protectors of the people wear bullet-proof vests
Your little nephew, flipped him a Uzi
Took to the streets, shot em up and then "Who me?"
Locked in a trunk by Republican villains
Pinstripe suits, experts at killin
Civil war, but some want out
Trapped in a box called the ghetto we shout
Headin for the strip cuz the squares ain't hip
Sell a couple keys, make the home boys trip
The president is a dope man's friend
The governments strong but the dope got in
Punish the accused, but the trial was short
A black man's dogged in a all white court
The jury dismissed, prosecutor says, "Can em"
Now I'm ashamed of my national anthem

Verse Two: Sir Mix-a-Lot

The pentagon had a plan for a rescue
They said intelligence never makes miscues
The thirty-first was a day of death
Lieutenant Colonel Higgins, you know the rest
No negotions with a terrorist force
But Iran's still buzzin' offa Oliver North
The Ayatollah's dead but the hearts not gone
The burning of the flag in Iran goes on
Anti-American, we're loved by few
We pay big money to the ones that do
The christian militia, they give us big knowledge
But the pentagon messed up and wouldn't acknowledge
Ollie took orders from the number one man
But the crap hit the fan and superiors ran
Democrats tripped, the committee said can em
Now I'm ashamed of my national anthem

Verse Three: Sir Mix-a-Lot

Am I a communist? No. But my brain ain't slow
Not long ago, Mix-a-Lot was po'
Never helped out by the ones with clout
I was mad at the world cause I felt left out
Stealin hub caps, stereos, anything to get paid
I realize I'm a modern day slave
Posse downtown, the sight was set
I saw my home boys mother with a buggy and a bag
People walk by, laughin at poverty
I looked in her face and I soon saw me
College educated, but she can't get a job
The american dream once again got robbed
Vietnam vets on the street, that's a shame
Fight for the man, and the man plays games
Dogged by the hippies, dope smokin' critics
You blame it on the soldier, but your government did it

My national anthem
My national anthem
You gonna teach me now about the care and feedin of politicians

Verse Four: Sir Mix-a-Lot

Bolivia, Columbia, the CIA
Any similarities, I won't say
But the dope gets in, uncut like P-Funk
Headin over borders in a scent-free trunk
Coffee over dope, but the dog can't sniff it
Remember that lady that was broke, she's widdit
Started with a key, clocked 17 G's
Then got another shipment, pure D
Headin for Brumlen, the money was betta
Rollin in a Porsche, in a cashmere sweater
Crime, revenge, I'm tellin you this
The people that laugh are the people that knows
Her community complained, callin the police
But where was the community when she was in the street
Dope's comin in, it's killin em at random
And I'm ashamed of my national anthem

My national anthem
My national anthem
My national anthem
I'm ashamed of my national anthem

Homeland Security Deputy Press Secretary Arrested

A Department of Homeland Security deputy press secretary was arrested this evening on charges that he was using a computer to seduce a child.

Brian Doyle, 55, was arrested at 7:45 p.m. in his Silver Springs, Maryland home on 23 charges related to the use of a computer to seduce a child and transmitting harmful materials to a minor after a joint investigation by the Polk County Sheriffhahaha8217;s office, Florida State Attorney Jerry Hillhahaha8217;s office and the Department of Homeland Security.

hahaha8220;We take these allegations very seriously and will cooperate fully with the ongoing investigation,hahaha8221; DHS spokesman Russ Knocke said in a telephone interview.

Doyle allegedly met someone on the internet he thought was a 14-year-old girl and hahaha8220;initiated a sexually explicit conversation with her,hahaha8221; according to a press release issued by the Polk County sheriffhahaha8217;s office. hahaha8220;The girl was actually an undercover Polk County Sheriffhahaha8217;s computer crimes detective. Doyle knew that the girl was 14 years old, and he told her who he was that that he worked for the U.S. Department of Homeland Security. During future online chats, Doyle gave the undercover detective posing as a 14-year-old girl his office phone number and his government-issued cell phone number.hahaha8221;

Doyle hahaha8220;used the internet to send hard-core pornographic movie clips to the girl and used the AOL Instant Messenger chat service to have explicit sexual conversations with her.hahaha8221; He also hahaha8220;instructed the victimhahaha8230;to perform a sexual act while thinking of him and descried explicit and perverse sexual acts he wished to have with her, in addition to sending her numerous obscene digital movies. He also had sexually explicit telephone conversations with a detective posing as a childhahaha8230;and encouraged her to purchase a web cam so that she could send graphic images of herself to him and promised her that he would likewise send nude photos of himself.hahaha8221;

Doylehahaha8217;s home computer and other materials were seized, according to the release. Doyle is charged with seven counts of Use of a Computer to Seduce a Child and 16 counts of Transmission of Harmful Material to a Minor. Doyle was booked into the Montgomery County Jail, where he is awaiting extradition to Polk County.

Doyle has been at the Department of Homeland Security since it was created in 2002. He started as a spokesperson for the Transportation Safety Administration.

hahaha8220;We will go after child predators, no matter where they live, to protect our innocent children,hahaha8221; Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd said in the release. hahaha8220;This investigation shows that the long arm of the law can reach anyone, anywhere, anytime, who tries to harm our youth. There is no question that Doyle believed that he was having these disgusting, obscene discussion, online and on the phone, with a young girl. His conduct is vile and inexcusable.hahaha8221;

hmm this is how they bring back morals to the white house lol

well thats no surprise.

If it's true, I'm sure they'll turn it around to say, "See.. porn is so bad and powerful that it even took hold of this poor poor man.." "Rid the world of porn where sweet innocent men like this can't be forced into a life of ill repute."

Another strike against legit adult businesses being lumped with cp and a gov't official still gonna collect his mega pension..

Just how I see it happenin'

un-fucking-believeable... what's it gonna take to get this fucking cabinet out of OUR fucking whitehouse??!!?? I am so incredibly sick of this fucking shit pile they are turning OUR country into.

I know... I am looking for a girl, any girl (18+ please) willing to give Pres. Bush a blowjob... that will get him kicked out as sure as shit. Texas accent preferred.

wow.. that is terrible :-(

here is a pic of the sneaky sick bastard

where is the world heading to? even top leaders are screwing others.

this whole bush administration is off to the shitter

Well you cant blame GWB even for this. Sick bastards don't have favorite political parties.

On contrary here you should congratulate that the law didn't stop on such big name. Press Secretary for Home Land Security is not your daily public employee.

LOL@ congradulate? for arresting a pedophile? Have you seen the news latley? Scooter Libby...white house deputy chief of staff is off to the clink for perjury and lying under oath..and so is Senator Tom Delay for stealing money....the days of using your celebrity name or Job title to get out of trouble are over...in Todays world the cops look to bust big names like martha stewart and kobe bryant..it makes us common people feel like were getting a fair shake

"A 55-year-old presidential appointee is arrested on felony online child seduction charges."

Um........ so which president appointed him?

excuse me but what did you expect a political party to do? pass them from psychological exams?

DEA all i'm saying is that in many cases when there's a person in a "high level" with influence of a society (regardless if this is america or not) no arrests take place and events get covered.

Well if they get caught we say this is done to set an example and they are getting treated unfairly. If they don't get caught we say the events get covered. You gotta see each case as separated.