Jesus was a far-left, peace loving hippie

**chodadog** · 02-28-2004, 10:44 PM

Hehehe.

**Chichio** · 02-28-2004, 10:49 PM

Why are you such a prick?

I hated you when you were Joe Sixpack and I still do.

Why are you so obsessed with your repugnance of the U.S.?

**Joe Citizen** · 02-28-2004, 10:56 PM

Originally posted by Chichio
Why are you such a prick?

I hated you when you were Joe Sixpack and I still do.

Why are you so obsessed with your repugnance of the U.S.?

Jesus said to love your enemy!

Where's the love for me?

tsk, tsk... What would Jesus think?!

**zzgundamnzz** · 02-28-2004, 10:57 PM

Originally posted by Joe Citizen

Jesus said to love your enemy!

Where's the love for me?

Or are you a terrorist?

Your a spawn of Satan so you don't count

**Joe Citizen** · 02-28-2004, 11:03 PM

Originally posted by zzgundamnzz

Your a spawn of Satan so you don't count

Damn, you got me before my edit.

That was quick!

**quiet** · 02-29-2004, 04:13 AM

**Maru** · 02-29-2004, 04:20 AM

Excellent post.

I've never understood it either.

Hypocricy if you ask me.

**VeriSexy** · 02-29-2004, 04:21 AM

Jesus loves us all

**IPK** · 02-29-2004, 04:33 AM

hehe that sounds about right

**eroswebmaster** · 02-29-2004, 04:36 AM

No shit sherlock.

**ControlThy** · 02-29-2004, 04:37 AM

Originally posted by Chichio
Why are you such a prick?

I hated you when you were Joe Sixpack and I still do.

Why is he a prick?

He is just asking a question.....

**rett11** · 02-29-2004, 04:40 AM

true...good thing jesus around back then instead of now...the conservatives would've hated him...he woulda been called a 'treehugger'.

**ControlThy** · 02-29-2004, 04:40 AM

The Bible can be interpreted in many ways, which is a great tool for people to justify their actions.

**dionysos** · 02-29-2004, 04:47 AM

http://www.american-pictures.com/

**josipk** · 02-29-2004, 04:47 AM

just was the movie and I loved IT

**Paul Waters** · 02-29-2004, 04:49 AM

I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians
are so unlike your Christ.

Mohandas Gandhi

**xenigo** · 02-29-2004, 04:50 AM

Originally posted by Maru
Excellent post.

I've never understood it either.

Hypocricy if you ask me.

Agreed, great post.

**Nicky** · 02-29-2004, 04:52 AM

Originally posted by xenigo

Agreed, great post.

agreed

**eroswebmaster** · 02-29-2004, 04:53 AM

LOL dear God...I figured this shit out like in 9th grade when I gave my dad the..."Jesus was a liberal asshole" speech.

You guys need to get $50 head on over to wheel of fortune and buy a clue.

**Repetitive Monkey** · 02-29-2004, 08:54 AM

Matthew 15

22 And, behold, a woman of Canaan came out of the same coasts, and cried unto him, saying, Have mercy on me, O Lord, thou son of David; my daughter is grievously vexed with a devil.
23 But he answered her not a word. And his disciples came and besought him, saying, Send her away; for she crieth after us.
24 But he answered and said, I am not sent but unto the lost sheep of the house of Israel.
25 Then came she and worshipped him, saying, Lord, help me.
26 But he answered and said, It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.

**cherrylula** · 02-29-2004, 08:57 AM

Yep jesus was a dirty hippie.

I have no clue why people fail to see this in today's world.

<img src=http://images.quizilla.com/S/singtoangels/1056489885_IPPIEJESUS.jpg>

**Fletch XXX** · 02-29-2004, 08:58 AM

**Fletch XXX** · 02-29-2004, 09:03 AM

i think im going to put on Monty Python's Life Of Brian now

**cherrylula** · 02-29-2004, 09:04 AM

If there is a "spirit of jesus" floating around out there, he is laughing his fucking ass off for sure.

fuckin prick

**samlowry** · 02-29-2004, 09:37 AM

**Chichio** · 02-29-2004, 11:57 AM

Originally posted by ControlThy

Why is he a prick?

He is just asking a question.....

It wasn't the question, I'm just expressing how I feel.

**bluff** · 02-29-2004, 11:59 AM

It's different actually - these 'hippies' molded themselves to the 'Jesus' image

**Joe Citizen** · 02-29-2004, 12:03 PM

So why does America love Jesus so much? He certainly doesn't embody any contemporary American values.

Any ideas?

This is the question I wanted to hear peoples opinion on.

**mardigras** · 02-29-2004, 12:08 PM

You have to realize that most religious right get their morals from the old testament...

**Mr.Fiction** · 02-29-2004, 12:42 PM

Originally posted by Joe Citizen
After the seeing Passion of The Christ today I have been pondering America's love affair with Jesus Christ and I'm more than a little confused.

Jesus kept saying things like "Love your enemy" and "Turn the other cheek" and I couldn't help thinking to myself that if this bloke was a U.S. citizen right now he would be considered a left-wing, peace loving scumbag. I'm certain that George Bush would have labelled him a terrorist and anti-American.

Jesus was the original hippie. As I watched the movie today I kept imagining him standing on a street corner with a bandana on his head trying to sell socialist newspapers. Or demonstrating in an anti-war rally bearing a placard reading "All You Need Is Love".

So why does America love Jesus so much? He certainly doesn't embody any contemporary American values.

Any ideas?

Fundamentalists are idiots?

**Rich** · 02-29-2004, 12:49 PM

Originally posted by Mr.Fiction

Fundamentalists are idiots?

**cherrylula** · 02-29-2004, 01:11 PM

Originally posted by Joe Citizen

This is the question I wanted to hear peoples opinion on.

Jesus was a far-left, peace loving hippie

Jesus was a far-left, peace loving hippie

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