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From the end of time, to the start of eternity, I am there, what am I?
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death?Originally posted by Torn Rose
From the end of time, to the start of eternity, I am there, what am I?
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The Letter EOriginally posted by Torn Rose
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Originally posted by kronic
The Letter E
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This creature, part man and part tree, hates the termite as much as the flea. His tracks do not match, and his limbs detach, but he's not a strange creature to see.Comment
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Originally posted by WildEyes
This creature, part man and part tree, hates the termite as much as the flea. His tracks do not match, and his limbs detach, but he's not a strange creature to see.
good one this will take some thinking<a href="http://www.goof.net"><img src="http://www.goof.net/goofyban1.gif"></a>
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while i'm thinking about the last one , here is another along the same lines. maybe a bit easier. haha
I'm more powerful than god, more evil than the devil, rich people want me, poor people have me, and it you eat me, you die. Who am I?<a href="http://www.goof.net"><img src="http://www.goof.net/goofyban1.gif"></a>
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i give up on the creature one.
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A man with a wooden legOriginally posted by WildEyes
This creature, part man and part tree, hates the termite as much as the flea. His tracks do not match, and his limbs detach, but he's not a strange creature to see.
Welcome to the board WildEyes
I didn't see a greet me thread, so to make you feel at home, "Show us your tits" and GFY 
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NothingOriginally posted by phalfa
I'm more powerful than god, more evil than the devil, rich people want me, poor people have me, and it you eat me, you die. Who am I?Comment
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did you cheat you bastard.. hahaOriginally posted by kronic
Nothing<a href="http://www.goof.net"><img src="http://www.goof.net/goofyban1.gif"></a>
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Originally posted by phalfa
did you cheat you bastard.. haha
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I am always hungry,
I must always be fed,
The finger I lick
Will soon turn red.
another easy one.<a href="http://www.goof.net"><img src="http://www.goof.net/goofyban1.gif"></a>
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FireOriginally posted by phalfa
I am always hungry,
I must always be fed,
The finger I lick
Will soon turn red.
another easy one.Comment
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A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10" tall. What does he weigh?Comment
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Originally posted by kronic
A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10" tall. What does he weigh?
meat<a href="http://www.goof.net"><img src="http://www.goof.net/goofyban1.gif"></a>
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these are getting to easy.... and we're the only ones in here.....haha<a href="http://www.goof.net"><img src="http://www.goof.net/goofyban1.gif"></a>
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If it takes six men six days to dig six holes, how long will it take one man to dig a half a hole?Comment
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half a day.Originally posted by kronic
If it takes six men six days to dig six holes, how long will it take one man to dig a half a hole?
What happened in 1961 that will not happen again for over 4000 years?<a href="http://www.goof.net"><img src="http://www.goof.net/goofyban1.gif"></a>
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3 daysOriginally posted by kronic
If it takes six men six days to dig six holes, how long will it take one man to dig a half a hole?Sleep well, and dream of large women.
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IncorrectOriginally posted by phalfa
half a day.
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NopeOriginally posted by Dagwolf
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I'm guessing it's the numbers being turned upside down.Originally posted by phalfa
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There's no such thing as half a hole?Originally posted by kronic
If it takes six men six days to dig six holes, how long will it take one man to dig a half a hole?Sleep well, and dream of large women.
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Originally posted by kronic
Incorrect
haha you can't dig half a hole....asshole<a href="http://www.goof.net"><img src="http://www.goof.net/goofyban1.gif"></a>
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Originally posted by Dagwolf
There's no such thing as half a hole?
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Originally posted by kronic
I'm guessing it's the numbers being turned upside down.
good one. next is 6009<a href="http://www.goof.net"><img src="http://www.goof.net/goofyban1.gif"></a>
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You are in a cold house in the winter. It is dark. You have one match. There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove. Which do you light first?<a href="http://www.goof.net"><img src="http://www.goof.net/goofyban1.gif"></a>
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Going to bed. One last one.
Greg and some of the boys were exchanging old war stories. Billy offered one about how his grandfather led a battalion against a German division during World War I. Through brilliant maneuvers, he defeated them and captured valuable territory. After the battle he was presented with a sword bearing the inscription "To Captain Johnson for Bravery, Daring and Leadership. World War I. From the Men of Battalion 2." Greg looked at Billy and said, "You really don't expect anyone to believe that yarn, do you?"
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You mean after you light THE MATCH?Originally posted by phalfa
You are in a cold house in the winter. It is dark. You have one match. There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove. Which do you light first?
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The match.Originally posted by phalfa
You are in a cold house in the winter. It is dark. You have one match. There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove. Which do you light first?
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The sword would not be inscribed "World War I"Originally posted by kronic
Going to bed. One last one.
Greg and some of the boys were exchanging old war stories. Billy offered one about how his grandfather led a battalion against a German division during World War I. Through brilliant maneuvers, he defeated them and captured valuable territory. After the battle he was presented with a sword bearing the inscription "To Captain Johnson for Bravery, Daring and Leadership. World War I. From the Men of Battalion 2." Greg looked at Billy and said, "You really don't expect anyone to believe that yarn, do you?"
What's wrong with the story?
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Originally posted by kronic
Going to bed. One last one.
Greg and some of the boys were exchanging old war stories. Billy offered one about how his grandfather led a battalion against a German division during World War I. Through brilliant maneuvers, he defeated them and captured valuable territory. After the battle he was presented with a sword bearing the inscription "To Captain Johnson for Bravery, Daring and Leadership. World War I. From the Men of Battalion 2." Greg looked at Billy and said, "You really don't expect anyone to believe that yarn, do you?"
What's wrong with the story?
is a battalion a lot bigger than a division<a href="http://www.goof.net"><img src="http://www.goof.net/goofyban1.gif"></a>
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someone isn't as tired as i am. lolOriginally posted by Tala
The sword would not be inscribed "World War I"
good one
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Right.Originally posted by Tala
The sword would not be inscribed "World War I"
They wouldn't have called it World War 1 until World War 2.Comment
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g'night all ....
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Good night folks. I've been awake far too long.
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Untill WWII, it was known as The Great War.Originally posted by kronic
Right.
They wouldn't have called it World War 1 until World War 2.Sleep well, and dream of large women.
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wow my thread is still alive......i'm gonna have to think of more riddles
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Why is a magic show like a chorus line?Sleep well, and dream of large women.
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No guesses? Ok, well, a magic show is an array of cunning stunts...Originally posted by Dagwolf
Why is a magic show like a chorus line?Sleep well, and dream of large women.
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heres a stupid one:
whats black and white and read all over
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here is a physics "riddle"
a man is driving a truck on a bridge with a weight limit of 500KG
the truck weighs 300KG, the driver 100KG and in the back of the truck are a bunch of birds that weigh 150KG
these birds are EXTREMELY trained and can do pretty much anything that the truck driver tells them to do
the birds can't go out of the truck
how does the driver make it across?Comment
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Minor alert!Originally posted by MrIzzz
heres a stupid one:
whats black and white and read all overSleep well, and dream of large women.
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Have the birds hover in the back of the truck while he crosses the bridge?Originally posted by bdjuf
here is a physics "riddle"
a man is driving a truck on a bridge with a weight limit of 500KG
the truck weighs 300KG, the driver 100KG and in the back of the truck are a bunch of birds that weigh 150KG
these birds are EXTREMELY trained and can do pretty much anything that the truck driver tells them to do
the birds can't go out of the truck
how does the driver make it across?Sleep well, and dream of large women.
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I dunno, if this has been asked or not but here goes...
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think about itOriginally posted by Dagwolf
Have the birds hover in the back of the truck while he crosses the bridge?
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a fish out of waterOriginally posted by Vitasoy
I dunno, if this has been asked or not but here goes...
What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
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A newspaper?Originally posted by MrIzzz
heres a stupid one:
whats black and white and read all over
Hi Mr. Izzz
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