$2000 cash prize - Funniest home video made for GFY! Everyone welcome to enter.

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  • ParasiteTV
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2003
    • 1067

    #401
    Originally posted by yhcranad



    WE OWN YOU!

    http://www.danarchy.ca/stuff/video.html
    Oh for sure!

    Watching a 5 minute loooooooong movie about a dude with a computer screen for a head was sooooo riveting!

    I especially loved the parts with hilarious shit like:
    a) walking down the stairs
    b) driving a car

    and the best was when he waited for the elevator!!!

    not to mention that amazing anti-climatic ending!

    mwahahahahah.

    www.parasite.tv/POPCORN1.wmv
    vote funny.

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    • hova
      Traffillionaire
      • Jan 2002
      • 22430

      #402
      Some of those are fucking funny! MORE MORE MORE
      http://traffillions.com/

      Sign up and get lifetime revshare on your traffic

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      • SoundMan
        So Fucking Banned
        • Nov 2003
        • 3471

        #403
        Originally posted by yhcranad



        WE OWN YOU!

        http://www.danarchy.ca/stuff/video.html
        you have to post a OWN3D pic to post that.

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        • Xenophage
          Registered User
          • Oct 2001
          • 12122

          #404
          cant wait to get home to my broadband and watch them all

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          • wyldblyss
            Confirmed User
            • Nov 2003
            • 5779

            #405
            LOL, I'm really enjoying this.

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            • Repetitive Monkey
              Confirmed User
              • Feb 2004
              • 3505

              #406
              Bah, I've made two. There are some good contest entries by now, and I don't think it would be worth the effort to try to compete. Those smokey videos just plain suck though. They were embarrassing to watch, and I kept looking at the timeline in the hopes that they would either turn funny or end soon. I am not intending to offend the maker, just offering some honest input while I am on the topic any way.

              I hope the judges are presented with a COMPLETE list of the entries before they choose their favorites, because otherwise some videos are bound to be over-looked just because their makers aren't of the type to hype their stuff.

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              • yhcranad
                Registered User
                • Sep 2003
                • 26

                #407
                At least your name is descriptive of your content!

                What do Parasites do?

                THEY SUCK !!!!!!

                HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
                SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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                • gornyhuy
                  Chafed.
                  • May 2002
                  • 18041

                  #408
                  These are awesome!
                  I'm really impressed with the video production and effort, but so far nothing has been all that funny.

                  Where is that much anticipated NaughtyJenn Video?!?!!

                  icq:159548293

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                  • D-Money
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Feb 2002
                    • 9716

                    #409
                    It's pretty difficult to pull out a crazy funny video for the masses. People laugh at some dumb shit, others it takes some Jim Carrey or "American Pie" shit.

                    Let alone to do it on the fly, within a few days or so.

                    If it were Sundance, they'd still suck too. People compare what is funny to the best of the box office or TV kind of funny.

                    I'd say if it at least amuses you, it's good. You can't go into an amateur competition, especially in the porn industry, and except to be knocked off your chair laughing.

                    I think considering all of that, there's some really creative and well produced short films. Is it going to be released anywhere else, hell no. And for those who are critical, see if you could do one up to your standards and I'll bet others will find them boring while some will like it.

                    I think I have 2 good ones, the others I didn't really give a shit about. I saw no one else was entering videos and GFY was starving for it. At least I got the ball rolling.

                    The bad ones really weigh down the average though, I'll admit that.
                    Still Ballin'

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                    • NaughtyJenn
                      Confirmed User
                      • Apr 2003
                      • 7355

                      #410
                      now now boys, u can all just settle down mine is comming out soon so u can all cry a river then

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                      • NaughtyJenn
                        Confirmed User
                        • Apr 2003
                        • 7355

                        #411
                        ps parasitetv, next time you try and blue screen, make sure you do it properly ur gonna get 0wned

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                        • ParasiteTV
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jan 2003
                          • 1067

                          #412
                          Originally posted by NaughtyJenn
                          ps parasitetv, next time you try and blue screen, make sure you do it properly ur gonna get 0wned

                          Yeah, we didnt have a proper plug-in for the blue screen.

                          But Jen: its the script, the jokes, the hilarity that counts. Bells and whistles will only get you so far...

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                          • NaughtyJenn
                            Confirmed User
                            • Apr 2003
                            • 7355

                            #413
                            i always go by the way if your going to do something, do it right

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                            • ParasiteTV
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jan 2003
                              • 1067

                              #414
                              Originally posted by NaughtyJenn
                              i always go by the way if your going to do something, do it right
                              I can't wait to see your vid.

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                              • -=HOAX=-
                                Confirmed User
                                • Dec 2001
                                • 4365

                                #415
                                Originally posted by ParasiteTV
                                Here's our official entry:

                                Popcorn

                                http://www.parasite.tv/POPCORN1.wmv

                                (Judges; if you want the high quality version, aka: 500+ kbps, email us and we'll send it to ya: [email protected], or you can always offer to host the vid...
                                )

                                Let us know what ya think, everyone!

                                Das purdy funnay!
                                Insert Value Here.

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                                • Rhino22
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jan 2004
                                  • 2288

                                  #416
                                  Originally posted by NaughtyJenn
                                  i always go by the way if your going to do something, do it right
                                  I've been hearing that since day one of the contest...

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                                  • NaughtyJenn
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Apr 2003
                                    • 7355

                                    #417
                                    Originally posted by Rhino22


                                    I've been hearing that since day one of the contest...
                                    bet the anticipation is just killing ya isnt it im a perfectionist, i have 3 different versions ready to throw out, just which one to enter is what im having people screen it now

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                                    • Rhino22
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jan 2004
                                      • 2288

                                      #418
                                      Originally posted by NaughtyJenn


                                      bet the anticipation is just killing ya isnt it im a perfectionist, i have 3 different versions ready to throw out, just which one to enter is what im having people screen it now
                                      If memory serves me correctly, you said you would give me a private screening before posting it...

                                      I'll be waiting...

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                                      • NaughtyJenn
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Apr 2003
                                        • 7355

                                        #419
                                        Originally posted by Rhino22


                                        If memory serves me correctly, you said you would give me a private screening before posting it...

                                        I'll be waiting...
                                        no problems i will do before it goes public.. i will keep to my word

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                                        • sicone
                                          Retired
                                          • Jan 2004
                                          • 18453

                                          #420
                                          My entry into the contest... Sorry the editor did not put GFY in the vid, but there is a few

                                          This vid is 20mbs and 4 minutes long (you may want to save as before viewing), featuring highlights from one of the most skilled atheletes I have ever worked with.

                                          If need be for proof, I will bring this man to my house and take a pic of him holding up whatever sign your hearts may desire. Just incase you have questions as to if this video is mine

                                          enjoy...

                                          Weng Desire

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                                          • MadCap
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Aug 2002
                                            • 2357

                                            #421
                                            Wait a min man did I see him bodyslam a little kid in that vid man.



                                            WHAT THE FUCK

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                                            • sicone
                                              Retired
                                              • Jan 2004
                                              • 18453

                                              #422
                                              Yes you did, it was his nephew... not one of his best moments and unfortunatly I was not there to pick all of the clips that went into the video, infact he picked most of them himself seeing as it was his highlight reel.

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                                              • SoundMan
                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                • Nov 2003
                                                • 3471

                                                #423
                                                Originally posted by Repetitive Monkey
                                                Bah, I've made two. There are some good contest entries by now, and I don't think it would be worth the effort to try to compete. Those smokey videos just plain suck though. They were embarrassing to watch.
                                                Hey FUCKFACE put up or shut up DICKHEAD!


                                                NOOB go fuckyourself
                                                Last edited by SoundMan; 02-28-2004, 06:38 AM.

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                                                • swedguy
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                  • 7981

                                                  #424
                                                  Have someone compiled a list with all the contributions yet?

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                                                  • Repetitive Monkey
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Feb 2004
                                                    • 3505

                                                    #425
                                                    Originally posted by SoundMan


                                                    Hey FUCKFACE put up or shut up DICKHEAD!


                                                    NOOB go fuckyourself
                                                    I stated that it wasn't personal, I was just offering my opinion.

                                                    So go eat cock, you rotten piece of worm-infected shit.
                                                    link hotten

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                                                    • CrazyNakedChick
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Mar 2002
                                                      • 1902

                                                      #426
                                                      get those video submissions in! the clock is ticking......
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                                                      • SoundMan
                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                        • Nov 2003
                                                        • 3471

                                                        #427
                                                        Originally posted by Repetitive Monkey

                                                        I stated that it wasn't personal, I was just offering my opinion.


                                                        Your opinion is worthless NOOB!

                                                        Go look for a job at Wendys!
                                                        Last edited by SoundMan; 02-28-2004, 09:04 AM.

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                                                        • Repetitive Monkey
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Feb 2004
                                                          • 3505

                                                          #428
                                                          Originally posted by SoundMan
                                                          Your opinion is worthless NOOB!

                                                          Go look for a job at Wendys!
                                                          It's ok if you don't think anything of my opinion, as other people expressed similar sentiments about your lame videos. What I don't get is that you are offended and act up like someone have harrassed your kid or something, instead of taking the criticism for what it is. Why can't you handle criticism and/or different point of views, SoundMan? Are you an ugly little man with no life? Were you raped and abused by close family when you were a kid? Or spoiled beyond comprehension by rich parents? I'm just asking, all I know is that you are an extremely sensitive guy with no humor whatsoever. Any way, I wish you good luck, and I hope you get your mental issues sorted out.

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                                                          • SoundMan
                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                            • Nov 2003
                                                            • 3471

                                                            #429
                                                            Originally posted by Repetitive Monkey

                                                            It's ok if you don't think anything of my opinion, as other people expressed similar sentiments about your lame videos.
                                                            go fuck a monkey chump!

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                                                            • D-Money
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • Feb 2002
                                                              • 9716

                                                              #430
                                                              Saturday video bump.

                                                              If you missed my Sleazypimp video, you should check it out.

                                                              At least my music in the videos kick ass.
                                                              Still Ballin'

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                                                              • Rhino22
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Jan 2004
                                                                • 2288

                                                                #431
                                                                Originally posted by D-Money
                                                                Saturday video bump.

                                                                If you missed my Sleazypimp video, you should check it out.

                                                                At least my music in the videos kick ass.
                                                                Hey, My music was bad ass too... I'm being sued for it too!

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                                                                • CrazyNakedChick
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Mar 2002
                                                                  • 1902

                                                                  #432
                                                                  errr......there are now multiple threads with legit video submissions and so many non-entry videos posted in this thread i am unable to keep up. i know the deadline is tomorrow so i am thinking someone will whip up a list pretty soon - everything is just too spread out.

                                                                  unless i see it first, would someone please be kind enough to icq me when a consolidated list of legit entries is made? i would appreciate it very much. i think i would be most impartial if i were to sit and watch all of the submissions all at once to see what single clip makes me laugh hardest.

                                                                  i will check this thread as much as humanly possible, but i'm ass deep in code for the next 48 hours and the time flies when i'm having fun. i'm fairly stumped on my choice so far, i can't wait to see the last minute submissions!
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                                                                  • ParasiteTV
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Jan 2003
                                                                    • 1067

                                                                    #433
                                                                    Agreed,

                                                                    So everyone that made a vid for this contest post them now.

                                                                    http://www.parasite.tv/POPCORN1.wmv

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                                                                    • cosis
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Aug 2001
                                                                      • 5292

                                                                      #434
                                                                      Originally posted by Brujah
                                                                      can someone convert these to mpg or wmv ?

                                                                      http://mm.dfilm.com/mm2s/mm_route.php?id=1633346
                                                                      might know someone who can, whats your email and i will find out

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                                                                      • NaughtyJenn
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Apr 2003
                                                                        • 7355

                                                                        #435
                                                                        5 hours of editing gone down the tube, only thing i can enter is something i just did now quickly, no where near what i was going to enter (some people know what the video was) either way would like to thank people who contributed to the video since its not going up

                                                                        instead i feel bad to present this ghetto editing job mini clip

                                                                        very ghetto video

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                                                                        • SoundMan
                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                          • Nov 2003
                                                                          • 3471

                                                                          #436
                                                                          Originally posted by NaughtyJenn
                                                                          5 hours of editing gone down the tube, only thing i can enter is something i just did now quickly, no where near what i was going to enter (some people know what the video was) either way would like to thank people who contributed to the video since its not going up

                                                                          instead i feel bad to present this ghetto editing job mini clip

                                                                          very ghetto video
                                                                          that was ghetto alright lol.

                                                                          where is the real one?

                                                                          or was this all hype ?

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                                                                          • D-Money
                                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                            • Feb 2002
                                                                            • 9716

                                                                            #437
                                                                            All videos are on this page.

                                                                            I'll add Jenn's now.

                                                                            Can't wait to see it.

                                                                            http://marketingfirm.com/gfyvideocontest.html

                                                                            Enjoy!
                                                                            Still Ballin'

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                                                                            • SoBeGirl Video
                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                              • Sep 2002
                                                                              • 2493

                                                                              #438
                                                                              http://www.************/party_pics/chicken2.MPG

                                                                              that is one mad chicken

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                                                                              • SoundMan
                                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                                • Nov 2003
                                                                                • 3471

                                                                                #439
                                                                                Originally posted by D-Money
                                                                                All videos are on this page.

                                                                                I'll add Jenn's now.

                                                                                Can't wait to see it.

                                                                                http://marketingfirm.com/gfyvideocontest.html

                                                                                Enjoy!

                                                                                Great job on the List D-Money

                                                                                I have one more i will post later tonight.

                                                                                Yould should get a few " " for the list

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                                                                                • Repetitive Monkey
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Feb 2004
                                                                                  • 3505

                                                                                  #440
                                                                                  Originally posted by D-Money
                                                                                  All videos are on this page.

                                                                                  I'll add Jenn's now.

                                                                                  Can't wait to see it.

                                                                                  http://marketingfirm.com/gfyvideocontest.html

                                                                                  Enjoy!
                                                                                  You too are excluding my real entry from the list, dammit.

                                                                                  "Don't Worry, Newbie"

                                                                                  http://www.sexsarge.com/Dont_Worry_Newbie.wmv

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                                                                                  • D-Money
                                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                    • Feb 2002
                                                                                    • 9716

                                                                                    #441
                                                                                    Originally posted by SoundMan



                                                                                    Great job on the List D-Money

                                                                                    I have one more i will post later tonight.

                                                                                    Yould should get a few " " for the list
                                                                                    Cool, thanks.

                                                                                    I'm not a web designer, but at list I put it up.

                                                                                    Did I leave any out? I didn't add the firecracker one because it didn't follow the GFY rules, wasn't shot for GFY and didn't say GFY on it.

                                                                                    Ah shit, did I add the wrestling one?

                                                                                    Did it qualify or was it shot for something else? What's the call?
                                                                                    Still Ballin'

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                                                                                    • D-Money
                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                      • Feb 2002
                                                                                      • 9716

                                                                                      #442
                                                                                      Originally posted by Repetitive Monkey


                                                                                      You too are excluding my real entry from the list, dammit.

                                                                                      "Don't Worry, Newbie"

                                                                                      http://www.sexsarge.com/Dont_Worry_Newbie.wmv
                                                                                      Added.

                                                                                      Still Ballin'

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                                                                                      • Brujah
                                                                                        Beer Money Baron
                                                                                        • Jan 2001
                                                                                        • 22157

                                                                                        #443
                                                                                        Adding Vol 2 even tho I can't convert it to MPG or WMV

                                                                                        GFY Vol 2 - Sig Day

                                                                                        Starring:
                                                                                        Surprise Guests

                                                                                        http://mm.dfilm.com/mm2s/mm_route.php?id=1637027

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                                                                                        • Repetitive Monkey
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Feb 2004
                                                                                          • 3505

                                                                                          #444
                                                                                          Originally posted by D-Money


                                                                                          Added.

                                                                                          You are too kind, mister.

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                                                                                          • CrazyNakedChick
                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                            • Mar 2002
                                                                                            • 1902

                                                                                            #445
                                                                                            muchas grassyass
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                                                                                            • D-Money
                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                              • Feb 2002
                                                                                              • 9716

                                                                                              #446
                                                                                              Don't kid yourself, I'm suckin' up to the judges.

                                                                                              Brownie points.

                                                                                              Lens is giving half the loot, notice the nice GFY header linking to the site.

                                                                                              Actually, I wanted to make sure the judges look at everyones to be fair. It's a big thread, finding all of them could be difficult.
                                                                                              Still Ballin'

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                                                                                              • CrazyNakedChick
                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                • Mar 2002
                                                                                                • 1902

                                                                                                #447
                                                                                                teehee, brownie points don't apply here, hence my statement above about viewing them all at once to see what tickles me the most.
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                                                                                                • D-Money
                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                  • Feb 2002
                                                                                                  • 9716

                                                                                                  #448
                                                                                                  Originally posted by CrazyNakedChick
                                                                                                  teehee, brownie points don't apply here, hence my statement above about viewing them all at once to see what tickles me the most.
                                                                                                  Let us know what you think.
                                                                                                  Still Ballin'

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                                                                                                  • SoundMan
                                                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                    • Nov 2003
                                                                                                    • 3471

                                                                                                    #449
                                                                                                    Originally posted by D-Money
                                                                                                    Don't kid yourself, I'm suckin' up to the judges.

                                                                                                    Brownie points.

                                                                                                    Lens is giving half the loot, notice the nice GFY header linking to the site.

                                                                                                    Actually, I wanted to make sure the judges look at everyones to be fair. It's a big thread, finding all of them could be difficult.

                                                                                                    Ha Ha ....

                                                                                                    Judges take bribes all the time.

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                                                                                                    • badmunchkin
                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                      • Feb 2003
                                                                                                      • 3797

                                                                                                      #450
                                                                                                      Originally posted by ParasiteTV
                                                                                                      Here's our official entry:

                                                                                                      Popcorn

                                                                                                      http://www.parasite.tv/POPCORN1.wmv

                                                                                                      (Judges; if you want the high quality version, aka: 500+ kbps, email us and we'll send it to ya: [email protected], or you can always offer to host the vid...
                                                                                                      )

                                                                                                      Let us know what ya think, everyone!
                                                                                                      First vid to make me laugh

                                                                                                      Custom, Full Color Printing with BIG Discounts for GFY!

                                                                                                      ICQ 283197499

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