Best Pick Up Lines....

**unitedpimps jrock** · 02-25-2004, 04:16 AM

Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

**WWC** · 02-25-2004, 10:40 PM

Originally posted by polish_aristocrat

nice, anyone have a digital camera for sale?

**Anna_O** · 02-25-2004, 11:13 PM

Give him/her $100 and say:

"Here, take this and drink until I look beautiful"

**mardigras** · 02-25-2004, 11:56 PM

My sperm will look great wearing your tonsils

**VeriSexy** · 02-26-2004, 12:57 AM

HI

**Tight** · 02-26-2004, 08:45 PM

So how did your friend do on the pickup?

Let us know how this thing turns out.

**toddler** · 02-26-2004, 08:54 PM

'Scuse me? Do you mind if I push in your stool?

**JunkyardDog** · 02-26-2004, 08:56 PM

Hi

**xxxinnovations** · 02-26-2004, 10:11 PM

That shirt looks very becoming on you... but if I were that shirt, I'd be cumming on you too

**nicchick** · 02-26-2004, 11:04 PM

I stand in a bar looking sad and when some babe comes over and asks me whats wrong, I tell her that I have to have surgery in a couple days-
When they ask what kind of surgery, I tell them its penis reduction surgery, but that I'm having second thoughts about it and wish I could get a second opinion.
This gets the dumb twats laughing and some will volunteer to give you their opinion.
I have used this a half dozen times sucessfully-
Try it and if it works, feel free to Paypal me $5.00
( This will not work if you have a small dick )

**WWC** · 02-26-2004, 11:12 PM

Originally posted by Tight
So how did your friend do on the pickup?

Let us know how this thing turns out.

we are picking one on Sat afternoon and he is going to try it at a club called " white lotus " in LA :-) will try to video that shit...shoudl be funny...will let you guys know which one he will pick Sat afternoon...

keep it coming .... thanks!

**Babagirls** · 02-26-2004, 11:30 PM

GUY: "Would you like to dance?"
Girl:"No!"
GUY:"No, I SAID you look FAT in those PANTS!"

**WWC-Moe B.** · 02-27-2004, 10:28 PM

Raffi, don't foreget to let me know what time you're going, because I want to see you cousin get his butt kicked

**polish_aristocrat** · 02-27-2004, 11:57 PM

Originally posted by Anna_O
Give him/her $100 and say:

"Here, take this and drink until I look beautiful"

sounds interesting...

Originally posted by xxxinnovations
That shirt looks very becoming on you... but if I were that shirt, I'd be cumming on you too

lol

Originally posted by nicchick
I stand in a bar looking sad and when some babe comes over and asks me whats wrong, I tell her that I have to have surgery in a couple days-
When they ask what kind of surgery, I tell them its penis reduction surgery, but that I'm having second thoughts about it and wish I could get a second opinion.
This gets the dumb twats laughing and some will volunteer to give you their opinion.
I have used this a half dozen times sucessfully-
Try it and if it works, feel free to Paypal me $5.00
( This will not work if you have a small dick )

that's a good one

**Nembrionic** · 02-28-2004, 12:44 AM

"I'm sorry, but uh....do you come in six-packs? 'Cause if you do, I'll run to the stores strait away!"

**WWC** · 02-28-2004, 11:47 PM

Originally posted by Oracle Porn
Hi, whats your name?
You are cute...

ok guys, was a short night...just got home from a club in LA with a friend and we decided he try a few simple lines from the different boards and we picked this one by Oracle Porn from this board. This actually happened... i tried to video tape it but came out way to dark and way to loud...couldn't hear or see anything. Anyways, when he used this line " Hi, whats your name? You are cute... " she actually smiled and keep talking to him...we stood by the bar for about 1 hour as he was talking to her and we were all just enjoying our drinks. After a while we sort of seperated and later that night, i found out that he got her number!!! Nice....i guess being normal and kind works...

I am still sending you a Dirty Road Trips - Volume 1 " Naughty Neighbors " produced by AdultLounge Productions, Inc.

Please e-mail me your full name and address to ship..

Thank you
Raffi

**polish_aristocrat** · 02-29-2004, 02:19 AM

the shy guy you are talking about was Juicy, here's the proof:

Originally posted by raffi

we decided he try a few simple lines from the different boards and we picked this one by Oracle Porn from this board. This actually happened... i tried to video tape it but came out way to dark and way to loud...couldn't hear or see anything. Anyways, when he used this line " Hi, whats your name? You are cute... " she actually smiled and keep talking to him...we stood by the bar for about 1 hour as he was talking to her and we were all just enjoying our drinks. After a while we sort of seperated and later that night, i found out that he got her number!!!

Originally posted by MrIzzz
i got juicy to hit the club with me tonight.
he plays all cool and is sweet talking back. no prob.

so they head to the bar

btw he ended up getting the chicks number too.

juicy gone wild!!!!!!!

**Russian** · 02-29-2004, 04:03 AM

Originally posted by Rorschach
"Scream and I'll kill you"

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