Jesus is about to pray, who has somthing they want me to pray for... (nothing stupid)

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  • - Jesus Christ -
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2003
    • 7197

    #1

    Jesus is about to pray, who has somthing they want me to pray for... (nothing stupid)

    I won't pray that you make tons of money or somthing dumb.... But if you need to make a certian bill or somthing I will pray for that.... So ask And I will pray for you.

    Amen
  • IPK
    Confirmed User
    • Sep 2003
    • 4209

    #2
    pray for a democratic president
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    • detoxed
      vip member
      • Jan 2003
      • 17798

      #3
      You are using Jesus' name on a porn board
      You pray to God
      God strikes you with lightning
      God kills everyone who posts prayer requests in this thread

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      • stev0
        Confirmed User
        • Aug 2003
        • 6801

        #4
        Originally posted by IPK
        pray for a democratic president
        ah-men to that!

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        • Jedimaster
          Registered User
          • Dec 2003
          • 2120

          #5
          that your dream with the black man comes true

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          • maxdaname
            Confirmed User
            • Oct 2003
            • 5193

            #6
            Originally posted by Jedimaster
            that your dream with the black man comes true

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            • maxdaname
              Confirmed User
              • Oct 2003
              • 5193

              #7
              Jesus can u give me happiness?

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              • schiz
                Confirmed User
                • Nov 2002
                • 1103

                #8
                Pray for the police to not find the dead tranny hookers behind my drywall.

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                • - Jesus Christ -
                  Confirmed User
                  • Mar 2003
                  • 7197

                  #9
                  Originally posted by IPK
                  pray for a democratic president
                  Added.
                  Originally posted by detoxed
                  You are using Jesus' name on a porn board
                  You pray to God
                  God strikes you with lightning
                  God kills everyone who posts prayer requests in this thread
                  I'm sorry I did not know that christianity had a monopoly on prayer and that using the lords name in vein was suddenly a deadly sin.


                  Guess what???? This is the only place in the bible you will find the word vein. (as far as I know)

                  Job 28:1 - Surely there is a vein for the silver, and a place for gold which they refine;

                  Originally posted by maxdaname
                  Jesus can u give me happiness?
                  I will pray for it.

                  Amen

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                  • myjah
                    Back in the harbor
                    • Sep 2003
                    • 11482

                    #10
                    i'll take all the prayers i can get.
                    Last edited by myjah; 08-19-2007, 12:47 PM.
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                    • - Jesus Christ -
                      Confirmed User
                      • Mar 2003
                      • 7197

                      #11
                      Originally posted by myjah
                      i'll take all the prayers i can get.
                      I will......
                      Last edited by myjah; 08-19-2007, 12:48 PM.

                      Amen

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                      • Paul Waters
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                        • Mar 2003
                        • 4402

                        #12
                        Please pray that all warmonger Presidents receive justice sooner than later.


                        Paul

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