Look at this Pathetic "The Passion of Christ" Merchandise.......

**IPK** · 02-27-2004, 06:06 PM

you make a movie that is supposed to mean something

then you ruin it with the merchandising of retarded products

**thekebie** · 02-27-2004, 06:07 PM

That's awesome.

**Digipimp** · 02-27-2004, 06:07 PM

I want a t-shirt!

**rett11** · 02-27-2004, 06:07 PM

that is way lame! Profiting off jesus with lame merchandise...wouldn't he be proud. ;)

**Firehorse** · 02-27-2004, 06:08 PM

Sound a bit like the catholic church!

**Bansheelinks** · 02-27-2004, 06:08 PM

I support him for doing what an artist does, and that is make art out of what you have a passion for.............

but they call us pornographers? who is the true pornographer here?

**Paul Waters** · 02-27-2004, 06:08 PM

Hey, I think the nail pendents are kinda cool.

Get a bunch of dudes together, each with a pendent, and prepare with some chicken blood.

Go out to church, and sign, in harmony. "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life"

**JFK** · 02-27-2004, 06:08 PM

welcome to yesterday ...........

**Basic_man** · 02-27-2004, 06:09 PM

Dang.. that's really pathetic !!

**schiz** · 02-27-2004, 06:09 PM

They call us low, but they whore out Jesus' name. Whatever.

**IPK** · 02-27-2004, 06:10 PM

it'd be funny if they started marketing those products on TV with a bad jesus look alike shouting and yelling

**flashfire** · 02-27-2004, 06:10 PM

lame, this movie should be called "passion for the green" cause thats what its all about

**freeadultcontent** · 02-27-2004, 06:12 PM

I want the action figures and the hill play set.

**- Jesus Christ -** · 02-27-2004, 06:13 PM

Scummy.

Play off the most popular religion... muslims must think we are animals.....

BRB I have to go watch Yo-MTV Jihad raps.

**mech** · 02-27-2004, 06:15 PM

It isn't the merchandise that's pathetic, it's the people who buy the crap that are.

**Bansheelinks** · 02-27-2004, 06:19 PM

Originally posted by mech
It isn't the merchandise that's pathetic, it's the people who buy the crap that are.

This reminds me of those religious snake oil salesmen who used to go around, selling "actual splinters of wood off the cross at Golgotha, the supposed cross Jesus died on".

With all those supposed splinters of the cross being sold worldwide, that must have been one big fucking cross. Chords and chords of wood would account for all this shit I'm afraid.

I saw what Gibson was doing merchandise-wise on an entertainment program that never even questioned it, if you can believe it! So I went and found it, and posted it for you all to see.................for you all to see just who the real pornographers are.

At least we provide a service.

**=^..^=** · 02-27-2004, 06:21 PM

still better than the free cup of tea the local church offered everyone who bought tickets last night

**SLAiN787** · 02-27-2004, 06:25 PM

**Bansheelinks** · 02-27-2004, 06:27 PM

Originally posted by IPK
it'd be funny if they started marketing those products on TV with a bad jesus look alike shouting and yelling

Technique! Technique!!

**doornx** · 02-27-2004, 06:35 PM

that nail chain is sick imo

**stev0** · 02-27-2004, 06:40 PM

haha, they're exploiting jesus... that's funny

**bhutocracy** · 02-27-2004, 06:49 PM

the only thing lower than selling nails is "genuine" splinters off the cross.

**IPK** · 02-27-2004, 06:51 PM

Originally posted by stev0
haha, they're exploiting jesus... that's funny

yeah that's just out of hand, as if they weren't going to make enough money off the movie

**VeriSexy** · 02-27-2004, 06:51 PM

The ?Nail? pendants looks dangerous

**Bansheelinks** · 02-27-2004, 07:09 PM

Originally posted by VeriSexy
The ?Nail? pendants looks dangerous

If your twelve year old son asks for it for xmas, tell him, "No you can't have it............you'll poke your eye out with that thing."
----( A Christmas Passion Story)

**escorpio** · 02-27-2004, 07:27 PM

Gotta laugh thinking about all the christians that are gonna have their nail pendant confiscated by airport security.

**tony286** · 02-27-2004, 09:09 PM

So I guess there is no burger king tie in like lord of the rings lol

**hoe_vender** · 02-27-2004, 09:09 PM

why

**Shagpipe** · 02-28-2004, 12:30 AM

Still waiting for the "Christ Chex" cereal to hit the supermarkets.

**foolio** · 02-28-2004, 12:34 AM

Do not hate him for making money - be mad at the idiots who buy the crap

**CamChicks** · 02-28-2004, 01:31 AM

um... Mel Gibson didn't invent shitty Jesus merchandise.
( I think that was the mexicans

)
haven't you guys seen the christian supply outlets in the malls?
I even recall someone on this board who re-sells Jesus clocks.

**polish_aristocrat** · 02-28-2004, 01:46 AM

Originally posted by IPK
you make a movie that is supposed to mean something

then you ruin it with the merchandising of retarded products

exactly

**slackologist** · 02-28-2004, 02:08 AM

oh, it's time for someone to make money off jesus again is it? oh yes.. i notice the second hand on my clock just ticked over. nothing new there.

**Brujah** · 02-28-2004, 04:34 AM

jewelry or mug.. i'm having a difficult time making up my mind.

**Bansheelinks** · 02-28-2004, 07:10 AM

Originally posted by Brujah
jewelry or mug.. i'm having a difficult time making up my mind.

Thats the first time I've ever heard of a spike or nail referred to as jewelery. What bullshit.

**armyofme** · 02-28-2004, 07:16 AM

Originally posted by stev0
haha, they're exploiting jesus... that's funny

anything to make a buck

**chowda** · 02-28-2004, 07:23 AM

yeah, like that fucken nail wont hurt if u poke urself with it

do i hear lawsuit?

**pradaboy** · 02-28-2004, 07:34 AM

they have to pay for the movie somehow

**KraZ** · 02-28-2004, 07:43 AM

STFU, the nail is pretty cool - I'd buy it

**Bansheelinks** · 02-28-2004, 08:24 AM

Originally posted by pradaboy
they have to pay for the movie somehow

The movie has already made its money back; it spent next to nothing on marketing, it relied on CNN and other networks to do that for them just reporting on the controversy.

**Paul Waters** · 02-28-2004, 08:27 AM

Originally posted by CamChicks
um... Mel Gibson didn't invent shitty Jesus merchandise.
( I think that was the mexicans )
haven't you guys seen the christian supply outlets in the malls?
I even recall someone on this board who re-sells Jesus clocks.

Do you think a Jesus Penis replica dildo would sell well?

**Steve W** · 02-28-2004, 08:29 AM

I like the merchandise

**Bansheelinks** · 02-28-2004, 08:35 AM

Originally posted by Steve W
I like the merchandise

**swedguy** · 02-28-2004, 08:50 AM

Nail 24" Pendant

That's just so fucked in SO many ways

**Bansheelinks** · 02-28-2004, 01:58 PM

I wonder what he'll come up with next?

Maybe Jesus Blue Jeans

Look at this Pathetic "The Passion of Christ" Merchandise.......

Look at this Pathetic "The Passion of Christ" Merchandise.......

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