Arite, it's over with that crazy virgin match.com chick (pic)

**Juicy D. Links** · 02-27-2004, 04:01 PM

**IPK** · 02-27-2004, 04:02 PM

hehe match.com? the real hotties are in chat rooms!

**insanesurfer** · 02-27-2004, 04:04 PM

She looks like someone I used to go out with

**pushpills** · 02-27-2004, 04:04 PM

Originally posted by juicylinks

yea, she wasn't good enough

I just figured it'd be even easier than the usuals. Back to the DePaul student center with me

**Illicit** · 02-27-2004, 04:06 PM

Originally posted by pushpills
I know some of you wanted to see it, so here it is (poor quality)

too bad she's a crazy ass virgin who's screening for husbands.

I didn't event hink she was hot enough for me to do. (5 5 gotta be like 135 lb or maybe even more)

at least she gave me a handjob, lol

Thats my sister you asshole !! How dare you post her pic on a porn board ! What the fuck are you thinking !

**pushpills** · 02-27-2004, 04:08 PM

Originally posted by ajpiii

Thats my sister you asshole !! How dare you post her pic on a porn board ! What the fuck are you thinking !

tell your sis to put out!

**JunkyardDog** · 02-27-2004, 04:10 PM

Match.com chicks are so vulnerable. I love it. So easy to make them do things most girls wouldnt do, like sleep with me

**Illicit** · 02-27-2004, 04:10 PM

I tried to get her to put out for me, but it didnt work

Incest is best ! Keep it in the Family

**doober** · 02-27-2004, 04:12 PM

lol what a dog hehehe

**pushpills** · 02-27-2004, 04:12 PM

Originally posted by JunkyardDog
So easy to make them do things most girls wouldnt do, like sleep with me

that's why i have a never ending supply of booze and dank pot!

**Anna_O** · 02-27-2004, 04:12 PM

Originally posted by JunkyardDog
Match.com chicks are so vulnerable. I love it. So easy to make them do things most girls wouldnt do, like sleep with me

Don't be so mean to yourself.

**IPK** · 02-27-2004, 04:13 PM

hand jobs are so pointless, you have a hand of your own

**MetaMan** · 02-27-2004, 04:14 PM

if you like having sex with a half pig half ferret be my guest. if u r gonna pick up girls off the net at least make sure they are hot. i mean you must look like a deformed monkey to try to pick up her.

**pushpills** · 02-27-2004, 04:14 PM

Originally posted by IPK
hand jobs are so pointless, you have a hand of your own

yep, and I'm actually good at it

**Babagirls** · 02-27-2004, 04:22 PM

Originally posted by IPK
hehe match.com? the real hotties are in chat rooms!

yea at least chicks in chat rooms put out LOL Now, they may look different in person than their pic & they might stalk you afterwards for up to 6 months, but hey, they put out!!

**Illicit** · 02-27-2004, 04:25 PM

I met a chick from a chat room once, worst experience of my life. She looked like a freakin gorilla, but she definately wanted to bang. When I saw her I ran for my life. She saw me start running, and lifter her shit and yelled out, "Dont you want these"? I yelled back, Hell NO !!

**pushpills** · 02-27-2004, 04:27 PM

Originally posted by ajpiii
I met a chick from a chat room once, worst experience of my life. She looked like a freakin gorilla, but she definately wanted to bang. When I saw her I ran for my life. She saw me start running, and lifter her shit and yelled out, "Dont you want these"? I yelled back, Hell NO !!

**hoe_vender** · 02-27-2004, 04:36 PM

get the bitch naked

**Illicit** · 02-27-2004, 04:40 PM

Originally posted by pushpills

exactly

**gornyhuy** · 02-27-2004, 04:40 PM

5' 5" 135 lbs is pretty tight if she's at all athletic or has any tits.

**pushpills** · 02-27-2004, 04:41 PM

Originally posted by hoe_vender
get the bitch naked

I did.

I wasn't impressed.

**schiz** · 02-27-2004, 04:43 PM

Originally posted by pushpills

I did.

I wasn't impressed.

haha. porn gives us high standards ;)

**Illicit** · 02-27-2004, 04:44 PM

Originally posted by pushpills

I did.

I wasn't impressed.

Did she shave it ?

**pushpills** · 02-27-2004, 04:45 PM

Originally posted by ajpiii

Did she shave it ?

negative, but not a fro either

**myjah** · 02-27-2004, 04:46 PM

she has cheeks like apples

**Illicit** · 02-27-2004, 04:48 PM

Originally posted by pushpills

negative, but not a fro either

That chick needs to be educated by the master (thats me if ya didnt know).

Arite, it's over with that crazy virgin match.com chick (pic)

Arite, it's over with that crazy virgin match.com chick (pic)

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