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Old 10-17-2004, 04:17 PM  
Marcus Aurelius
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talk to ray ray down on 5th and main, tell him little joe sent you, he'll give you an address, go to that address, knock six times, in 3 second intervals, not 2 second...be SURE..its 3 seconds between knocks, when the blind guy comes to the door tell him moe with the gimpy leg sent ya, he will give you an address...go to that address, take a chicken (raw uncooked) a spatula, a pound of butter, and the note the blind man gave you, you will be asked to come in and fry chicken, cook it lightly browned with light salting, once the skin is crispy and the meat is white and not pink, feed the guy who answered the door, be sure to make him wear the bib or you will regret it, once he has eaten the chicken you prepared, and it is to his liking, you will be given another note, with a third address on it, this is the suppliers address, go to that address, take $75 dollars in susan b. anthony coins, not JFK half dollars, susan b. anthony. Slide them through the slot in the door making a KACHING noise after each one. You will then be given a months supply of vicoden or oxycottin. your choice. ENJOY.

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